Monday, July 22, 2013

Today's Blind Items - One Crazy Night

Have you ever seen the movie One Crazy Summer? I like it. It is one of the more bizarre movies of John Cusack's career but kind of fit in with the whole Better Off Dead vibe he was working at that point. It was one of the more bizarre appearances from Demi Moore ever. You just don't expect her to be in that movie. Anyway, the headline made me think of the movie. A few years ago now, this A list celebrity.singer was at a party with this B- list celebrity/reality star who is married to a B list mostly television actor. Got the players? Good. Speaking of players, our A lister confessed that she had always wanted to be a hooker for a night or two just to see what it was like. Everyone thought she said it as a joke, but apparently she was serious and the B list actor decided to set things up for the A lister and one night almost four years ago now, our singer became a hooker. This was not some escort thing where she went high class. This was low brow, street walking at its finest with a wig and an outfit that would blow you away. She charged street prices and acted just like any other woman on the stroll that night. The only difference was that she was watched over to make sure nothing happened to her and that she would not get busted by the police. There were always three or four people watching her. She worked from about 8pm to 6 the next morning and made a few hundred bucks which she gave to other women on the street. No one recognized her and she said it made her a better person. Not sure how. Oh, and this will be revealed.

54 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Rih Rih is a big enough freak that she would do this.

Renoblondee said...

Or Brit when she was cray?

Peerless Phil said...

Leave poor Britney alone!!!! (I have heard this was her)

Betsy said...

John Cusack's best movie has to be Better Off Dead. "Fronch fries, fronch bread, fronch dressing, and to drink, Peru!"

Alice Tate said...

Jessica Simpson, Cacee Cobb, Donald Faison.

sandybrook said...

I think the A list singer celebrity is Nikki Minaj no clue on anyone else

Cathy said...

I think Alice Tate nailed it.

trainrides said...

Christina Aguilera

PamMo said...

I was certain it was Lee Ann Rimes, Brandi Glanville and Eddie Cibrian; but now I think @Alice Tate is on to something.

derek harvey said...

who ever it may be is a stupid bitch and I wish she was busted my police and her career ruined

SKOR said...

Hmmm....4 years ago? I'm sure Britney, X-tina and Jessica would have been recognized by the jons. They have pretty famous faces (and voices) that a wig and cheap outfit wouldn't hide.

Rihanna, on the other hand, wasn't yet at that level of fame.

nudibelle said...

brit?

Anna Nonymous said...

Britney for sure

Karen said...

With her hair and makeup and clothing done differently, no guy is going to look for Jessica Simpson (or anyone else famous) on the street trying to make a small amount of cash. People see what they expect to see and those guys expected to find a normal prostitute. Maybe even a couple of them said, "Hey, you look kind of like ________," and she said that she gets that a lot.

John Denver and Dolly Parton have entered look-a-like contests for themselves before and lost, so it works both ways.

demetertenney said...

I can see how it would make someone a better person. Anyway, what started as a kink certainly sounds to me like it ended as a kindness.

Tae Scott said...

@demetertenney I was about to say the same thing. Idk if I should be shocked or congratulating this whore.

miss x said...

My favorite quote "such a shame to see folks throwing out a perfectly good white boy" probably not the exact quote.

T. E. Cuz said...

4 years ago, 2009.

cacee and donald JUST got married this year. they're ruled out.

VanVan said...

I think @ Alice Tate got it!

It says they are married, but doesn't necessarily note that they were married at the time.

dawn bee said...

This is just... Bizarre. I'm not sure what to think of this BI.

Alice Tate said...

They did just get married but they've been together for many years. For some reason I just really see this as Jessica.

T. E. Cuz said...

i could kinda see this as simpson, but the wording of it makes it really unclear for her friend. also, cacee is not b-list. she was on a few of jessica's shows, so shes not really a celebrity.

trudi said...

Madonna.

No idea about the other two.

CDAN Reader said...

It’s Gaga. I have no idea on the party guest she was blabbing to. Celebrity/reality could be anybody in the music biz who stunt hosted a talent show or something.

I was originally going to guess Mariah because she talked about doing all kinds of extensive research before/during her role in Precious (which was released 4+ years ago) and how she avoided mirrors because she was “so ugly and unrecognizable”. Bitch please. Mira Sorvino peddled the same bullsh*t after Mighty Aphrodite. She said she put on a wig & heels and went on the stroll in another city where no one knew her so she could walk in her character’s shoes for a day. But no booty knockin’ or hand jobs? Okay.

Anyway, Mariah didn’t play a hooker in Precious, but she likes dressing-up as hoochies and other antagonist characters “from the wrong side of the tracks” in her videos so she can fight herself via C.G.I. or whatever. What changed my mind is that Mimi was probably trying to get pregnant 4 years ago. So…without checking the DM I’m picking Gaga! She was just starting to blow-up then and wasn’t world famous yet. To be honest she’s unrecognizable when we KNOW it’s her.

CraftyGirl said...

One Crazy Summer is an awesome(ly bad?) movie! Just the right amount of cheesiness. It's my annual tradition to watch it every summer.

NATHANIEL MANELLA said...

Donald faison pimping Zack braff. Enty DID say the outfit was good

Slap-n-Tickle said...

I've read something like this before that was revealed to be Jessica Simpson.

crila16 said...

Jessica was never an A lister, and she definitely isn't now.

I actually could see this being lady Gaga. Who's the reality star married to a B list TV actor?

T. E. Cuz said...

after the weirdo story about miley and snoop, i guess many of these stars/singers have a "thing" for this activity.

this sort of thing reminds me of the room 23 book.

Tim Enchanter said...

"Gee, Ricky. I'm sorry your mom blew up." and, my personal fave, "Can you imagine the street value of !"

shopgirl said...

So this is a "Kindness" right?

Bubbles said...

This sounds like something Madonna might do or maybe Christina A.

Basil said...

Gaga is a good guess, but I think Brit fits better. This would have been around her crazy time.

AndrewBW said...

I don't think that Jessica is that, uhm, off the wall. To me this sounds like Crazy Britney. The only thing that puts me off that guess slightly is the part about "it made me a better person."

Jon Smith said...

No way it's Britney - she was in her conservatorship 4 years ago. I think Gaga is a good guess, I def don't think most people would recognize her just dressed normal.

Tim Enchanter said...

'this mountain' somehow got deleted... Damned technology!

AndyCane said...

I love a kindness blind

Jeneral said...

I'm thinking Ice-T for the B list actor. He could make this happen. Not sure who the singer is. Does anyone have a connection to him or his wife?

wacko jacko said...

Just watched this move last night! lol. "i want my two dollars!"

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witchingmetal said...

It doesn't really matter to me which pop diva this turns out to be. In my heart they're all prostitutes.

Hegg said...

I find this despictable. People who are working those streets are there just out of desperation. If she set up and helped fund a drop-in resource centre for sex trade workers, then I would say put her in the 'Kind' category, but not here!!!

CrazyCatLady said...

I'm going with Madonna...she's enough of a freak to do this. I think Simpson is too uptight/dumb to attempt it. Britney's had that guardianship for quite awhile now.

Houndress said...

Everyone realizes that the role of Ricky in "Better Off Dead" was played by none other than Dan Schneider, right?

Silly Girl said...

I don't think it's Jessica OR Britney. Jessica isn't smart enough to pull it off, and Britney wouldn't have had the wherewithal to give the money to the other ladies. Who's the B list celebrity/reality star married to the B list tv actor?
That said, I don't have any guesses.

Silly Girl said...

Cacee wasn't married at the time, I don't think she was even with Faison 4 years ago?

Sherry said...

Hegg: I live in SF area and believe some women choose this line of business and are happy with it. NOT everyone but it's not always out of desperation.

VanVan said...

Faison and Cobb started dating in 2006 so this still could be them.

Bitter Queen said...

Streisand, natch.

Ja'mie King said...

I thought it was odd that Enty would riff on Better Off Dead and not mention that. That movie is the only thing I've ever seen him in other than his riveting turn on Head of the Class as the fat virginesque nerd.

MAC said...

I too remember a blind like this that was Jessica Simpson.

Rach Around said...

Now THAT'S method acting. Suck on that Brando.

ms snarky said...

I think it's Xtina. The other players, I dunno. But celeb/singer = Christina.

glover said...

Jessica Simpson.