Friday, January 17, 2014

Kate Gosselin Pitching A Bachelorette Type Show For Herself

There were two goals Kate Gosselin had for herself yesterday when she appeared on Today. OK, a few more than two but they all revolved around her. For the past few months she has been pitching television show ideas to networks because she misses being on television every week and all the attention she gets. Make no mistake. The woman loves attention. Lots of it and she likes it all focused on her. She wants the limo rides and the hair and makeup all for herself. She wants the interviews and books and everything to say Kate. Not Kate and....

The problem is the networks don't like her solo. They like her with the kids. So, yesterday was her chance to get her two oldest kids in front of the camera and show production companies what they could do and it was a disaster. The teens obviously don't want to help their mother. Did they purposefully throw her under a bus? It sure looked that way when they didn't want to talk and makes me think Kneepads did one of their glorious jobs of reporting and let Kate do the talking for the kids when they did their "interview."

All along though Kate has wanted a Bachelorette type show focused on her. She wants guys to date her. Wine and dine her and fawn all over her while she is the star of the show. She wants to film in exotic destinations and will "sacrifice" time spent with her kids to film. She knows all the press for the show would be about her and that all the focus would be her and she sees the show running for many years because she doesn't actually want someone to be with because that would mean sharing more of the spotlight.

She wants classy for the show and wants a big budget and great guys and also wants about $1M a season for herself plus a bunch of other demands.

45 comments:

Mary Anne said...

No sane man wants a woman with that many kids unless he's a pedophile.

LottaColada said...

Betch is looney if she thinks guys will come flocking.

Jessi said...

I only heard a sound bite of the interview and one of the girls ended up getting a little stage freight or tongue tied, and Kate said to the girl "use your words". What a bitch!!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Well, maybe if she got rid of some of that anger that made her a leeetle less than approachable. ..no no I just don't see that working out for her. Isn't it impossible for women with children to ever date again, Enty? Pretty sure you said so

Queenie said...

Fact is, she's not that relevant or interesting without the kiddos - she wouldn't even fit in on any Housewife franchise

PugsterMom said...

That "interview" had me rolling. Those girls staged the perfect rebellion and made a total fool of Kate. Good for them. Buh bye Kate. Don't let the golden door of Hollywood kick you in the ass on your way out!

lower_scott_hill said...

she truly is the definition of the word 'skank'

Vera L- said...

what pugstermom said, the girls sabotaged mommie hair extensions

Glitter said...

That interview yesterday was painful. I wonder if the girls were punished.

Eros said...

Trainwrecks are a ratings surplus, Enty. She is extremely annoying but if she can bring drama prople might watch. I personally think the show will be like watching paint dry, boring as hell. But you never know.

Ray Nicolet said...

Having those parents is punishment enough.

Gypsy said...

Why is she getting Today and Octomom is getting prosecuted for fraud? They are the same to me. I find it hilarious that the media treats them so differently. Two women who had kids to get famous and now are extremely annoying.

I bet those girls are hating life, but I imagine it was worth it.

Henriette said...

Can you imagine some famewhore guy coming on the show to me the kids? It makes my stomach roll. Fame is a hell of a drug.

Those girls really hate her guts.

Henriette said...

I meant "meet" the kids.

Henriette said...

@Gypsy
I'm not Gosling fan, but it was a totally different thing between her and Octomom. She and Jon originally were just trying for another kid and bam-six! The show was outgrowth of that.

Octomom, who already had six kids and on welfare, went off and got impregnated with, made the state of CA pay for it, AND expected something for her stupidity.

Nemesis said...

Octomom was implanted with all those babies, Khate was on fertility drugs and her egg making machine went into overdrive. Octo is batshit crazy welfare trash (I say trash racist she trashes all her rent-free homes) and Khate is a domineering bitch.

PDMan said...

Kate had studied the McCaughey septuplets extensively and all the fame that later came to them. She reportedly had her ovaries over-stimulated to assure she would have multiples. Jon probably never knew.

Eros said...

Yep Henriette. Totally agree. It seems like EVERYONE wants to be famous now and get a reality show. Some are intere but some suck balls hard. Bravo has a few new ones that they need to retire-- the higherthan heels or something like that, 100 days of summer, the atlanta one. It seems like some of these tv execs are just shopping these shows out hoping one will be a jackpot. Kinda lame..

Gypsy said...

Oh, I get the differences in their conceptions, but I think it is a safe argument to make that Suhlmen is mentally ill while Kate is just a famewhore cunt. I do not condone Octomom's actions, but she is obviously suffering from some serious issues, including collusion with a sketchty ass doctor who, and she is, from what I have seen is trying to work at whatever job she can (stripper) and getting shitcanned for it, while Kate is making the ho stroll and her kids obvious hate her. My point is; get help. Everyone involved is a white hot mess. And the media coverage of it is insane. Why is Goslin given press? Or Kardashians, why are these people famous for doing what a gabillion people do every day? They are all ugly in my opinion for being so goddamned needy. I hate that shit. Look at me!!! Please!!! Ug, wtfe. In the end, I respect the loony that 8mom is more so than this horse hair dipshit Joan Crawford remix.

Runswithscissors said...

Of course the girls couldn't talk, they are not allowed on a daily basis! And all of a sudden she wants the girls to be articulate, out going? That takes letting the child grow in confidence from birth, you bitch! I bet octomom's kids will speak their mind more easily only because there is no structure in that house and she's as absent as sanity in her head.

Seven of Eleven said...

I'm telling you, those girls are going to write a tell all and shop a show called "We H8 Jon & Kate".

QueenAnne Guido said...

What man wouldn't want to support a shrew and almost a dozen kids from some other guy? You can't believe the number of single men just begging for the chance to support some other guys kids.

Can't wait to see the crop of mental defects who want in on that action.


Go Seahawks.

Kimba said...

The daughters were WICKED, loved them, they were throwing side eyes, looked super vacant, and clearly hate their mother. Best example of silent resistance and once they have an opportunity to get out, they'll be outta there like *snaps*.
No love for momma.

auntliddy said...

Re: what she wants- I want to live in movie the bourne legacy with myself as doctor character, and my love muffin Jeremy Renner. And both are HIGHLY unlikely to EVER happen. She exists in self contained world of her own.

Harry Knuckles said...

Watched the clip a couple of times and still couldn't tell if the kid clammed up on purpose or choked from nerves. If it was nerves, then maybe the girls hate Kate or maybe they don't. Right now we don't know. At least I don't. And a bachelorette type show with Kate might do ok. Guys would show up just to be on tv and to get paid for it, and women would watch it for the same reason guys slow down to look at a car wreck.

J-Mo said...

The daughter, Cara, seemed to be pouting from the beginning from the looks of it. I read she's the shy one but she seemed freshly mad!

Beth said...

Maddie may have initially been quiet due to nerves, but then she gave the side eye and became gloriously passive aggressive when Kate told her to spit it out. Kate told her what to say, and Maddie said something like, "You just said it."

Kate can't control herself. AT ALL. What a hot mess. Those girls have each other's backs, I think they'll be okay, and will have a nice little nest egg from their first tell all book one day.

lc said...

Khate (love the spelling Nemisis) should do a show on what NOT to do as a Mom. Those girls hate their mom. I don't blame them..oh and GOHAWKS!

ninotchka said...

I don't see much difference between Octomom and BOTH Gosselin parents but I do agree that at least Octomom has an obvious mental illness on top of her famewhoring. If these girls hung their bitch-mom out to dry in this interview, good for them.

The "reality" show they should do with Kate AND Jon is one where they get jobs to fully support the litter of kids they chose to have.

Dena said...

That interview was awkward! I was wondering if the girls were planning to talk shit about Kate but then got scared and couldn't spit it out. Maybe that's just what I was hoping for, though.

Sherry said...

It looked to me that the girls forgot the lines Khate fed them. Bet they were in.serious trouble after that "interview".

Stepforded said...

Kate is an awful person - she'll be hitting up Ryan Seacrest soon, when it clicks for her that the Kartrashians show will be ending in 2015 - for her own reality show which will make those poor kids nothing more than circus animals. Yep, Pimp Mama in the making, that one.

jimmyPx said...

The problem is that most people have seen her show and saw how she treated Jon. That guy has his issues but if you paid me a million dollars, I wouldn't put up with that bitch's s**t for 5 minutes and neither would 99% of the rest of the male population.

Hence NO bachelorette show.

PugsterMom said...

Mommie hair extensions hahahaha!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Surprise! The kids hate being exploited for fame and cash!

I bet Kate hates looking into the faces of her children and seeing Jon staring back at her.

Laura said...

What's really going to piss her off is if someone wants to make a show about the two girls - and NOT Khate!
(not that the girls would agree - I think they are too smart for that)

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Maybe Khate can get a show with Khole! Two wonderful, awesome women (barf) making a new start in the world... who wouldn't want to watch that?

To be fair, I have nieces that act just like that. Could never get two words out of either of them, and they're both moms now. No idea who they are as people -- I know you guys 100x better than I know them.

Krissie said...

This makes the interview in "Kneepads' mag look even more fake than it already did. I skimmed it and it was full of the girls saying things about how normal their family is and how loving their mom is and all that. After watching that TV interview I do not believe Cara or Maddy actually said any of the things Kneepads quoted them as saying.

Gypsytrill said...

WHO would ever watch this famewhore's show? Sheez. Her fifteen minutes is over too. Move along, get a job, go away. Wait for the kids' tell-all books. Those will certainly be all about HER, LOL.

ninotchka said...

It's a sad commentary on our times that the Kartrashian whores are actually *better* than the Gosselin cow. Even PMK is a step up from Kate and who knew that was even possible?

I want all eight of the kids to wait until they are over 18 to do *anything* so that bitchmom doesn't get a dime.

PugsterMom said...

DM is reporting that Hate went ballistic on the girls after the show, screaming "You embarrassed Mommy!"

PugsterMom said...

That was supposed to say "KHate" but Hate works too.

Alexa Rose said...

That interview was painful, the girls and Kate came off looking BAD. I think that whoever said they thought the girls were going to talk smack about their mom but chickened out were right.

I remember watching Jon and Kate back in the day and she was so nasty to Jon. Couldn't believe someone would be so nasty to their spouse while being filmed. Those poor kids. Anyway, back to the story, if you watched her on Wife Swap, she really seemed to be attracted to Hank Baskett. Maybe she just needed a big, strong guy this entire time to keep her satisfied?

Anna said...

The girls seemed sincere when they said they wanted to be on another show, and seemed excited by the possibility. But the coverage of their silence will likely convince producers considering this idea to say no - it would appear to be exploitation since the girls don't truly seem comfortable being on camera again.

mcmama said...

She is such a thundercunt.