Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Cameron Diaz looks Guy Ritchie thrilled that

Benji Madden was an entire continent away with Joel Madden.
Chloe Moretz and her brother dress the same too everyday.
Diane Kruger gets ready to work out.
Damian Lewis plays a Singapore Airlines flight attendant in his new movie.
Debra Messing on the set of her new television show.
Daniel Radcliffe is an angry elf.
Elle Fanning sure does get papped a lot. She doesn't call them though so she must have a pap who likes to follow her.
Emma Watson looks really good here.

33 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Emma Watson ALWAYS looks good. Right JAS?

sandybrook said...

Cammie you must be even more desperate than we think you are dating that slob.

Seven of Eleven said...

Damian Lewis gives me the creeps. He could've played Dexter.

Tricia S said...

@ sandy and wearing clothes from the jacklyn smith line @sears...and even THEY discontinued it..WTF

MeanieRhysie said...

JAS AND Sav will be along shortly...

What's with the Damien Lewis comment?

LottaColada said...

The Madden Brothers have never updated their wardrobe.

califblondy said...

The previews of Debra's new show look pretty good.

figgy said...

I know she's probably Coke Mom, but I agree with @califblondy that Debra Messing's new show looks pretty funny.

Okay, Diane Kruger has my ideal body, the one I wish I had, with curving hips. She looks perfect, really. Slim and fit but not too skinny and not straight-hipped. Just sayin'.

sandybrook said...

Sears is in the process of discontinuing itself.

it took forever said...

just adore emma

Sherry said...

Seven did you ever see the Forsyte Saga? Damian was evil in it!

Figgy I agree..To have hips and a waist that vary would be a dream come true..And smaller breasts like the good old days. Sigh.

CGM has gorgeous legs.

Jordan T said...

I concur.

Count Jerkula said...

P: Kruger

M: Messing - cokehead broads usually give great head

B: Watson

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yay!!!! The Count we know and love is baaaaaaack
WINKY FACE

Jessie said...

Where's marieeee these days?

Just Another HR Lady said...

Diane is genetically blessed, skinny and curvy. Lucky lucky.

Dena said...

Where can I get a cup of coffee?

Wen said...

I don't Dena, but I just had a vanilla with walnut ice cream cone and it was delicious.

sugarbread maker said...

I just got an email blast that Kate Moss was detoxing in Turkey and decided to quit early and showed up at the airport drunsky and so and they just let her on some low budget plane back to London without a ticket. . Because the Moss is A Boss.. that's why! !
Take that fwiw

Count Jerkula said...

@LadyH:

1) Thank you.

2) That Daddario broad would get bed chains. Those are chains so she can't run, so she is always there to be pampered and make sweet love too, unlike the basement variety.

Speaking of kinky in bed w/ hot chicks. I've been working on a scenario where I bondage tape a Hitachi Magic Wand to a broads crotch, then plug it into a Clapper, and try to turn it On and Off w/ spanks. Visualizing the logistics, such as tape placement, isn't as easy as you would think.

P.S. Rubbers will stretch over the head of a Hitachi.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@count: you are welcome! That sounds like the plot to a porn spoof if the Big Bang Theory

Did you hear about THESE Sheen/Olson/Rossi updates and Charlie's butt boy reveal?

putchka said...

I enjoy your weird sense of humor, Mr. Count. Come to CDAN for your comments. I won't be here for a couple weeks, going to Bali or some crap.

sugarbread maker said...

Alicia Keys is pregnant. I guess that will be in news tomorrow.

sugarbread maker said...

Jessica Simpson mom is dating a married guy

sugarbread maker said...

Tamra barney judge from rhoc fled the country after getting fired from the show

Lady Heisenberg said...

Oh snap sugarbread! I heard all about how Mrs. Simpsoooon is trying to spin it to ensure everyone knows the divorce should have been finalized...

Who gives a fuck when your ex churchy husband brings as barely legal male model LOL

But damn! Swizz Beatzed his way into her womb and monaaayyy

sugarbread maker said...

According to gossip cop. She's pregnant
And blind gossip has the whole story I've been saying 4 ever about Kanye being brokye and sold his whole business to Jay z back in march. The day they announced their wedding date. Part of the business deal was bey and Jay were supposed to attend but changed their mind.

sugarbread maker said...

Which story leads ??
Tina Simpson probably

Count Jerkula said...

Great link, LadyH. Another Thanks!

@ putchka: Thank you. Enjoy your vacation.

Count Jerkula said...

HOLY SHIT! on this De La Hoya blind. Sorry, to late to scramble for clicky: http://diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com/whos-jacky-talking-about-july-25-2014/

sugarbread maker said...

@lady h @count. I hope the working girls got a good tip at least.. sealed documents. Did they sue or just a payment coverup.

Haywood Jablomee said...

Lady H., I concur in welcoming the Real Count back. I nearly puked when he volunteered to select clothes and hairstyles for some young twat the other day. Go big or go home. WELCOME BACK.

Count Jerkula said...

LOL! Thanks Haywood. I was inspired by some pics today. Can't say it's gonna happen all the time, but I felt the urge, so I went with it.