Tuesday, September 02, 2014

Justin Bieber Got Arrested Again

So much for the quiet vacation in Canada for Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. Once again Selena got to see Justin at his finest as he was arrested on Friday and charged with reckless driving and assault. Apparently Justin was riding his ATV with Selena and decided to hit a mini-van with the ATV. When the driver got out of the van, Justin attacked. Sounds just like Justin who is a punk and will always be a punk. Justin, who is currently on probation in LA after his egg tossing incident, which is not to be confused with his arrest in Miami or his arrest in Toronto continues to cause trouble wherever he goes. He is a spoiled kid who thinks he owns the world and is going to find himself spending some time in jail and eventually hitting the casino and cruise ship circuit to make a living. Justin is due in court at the end of the month and will no doubt spend the intervening days attending bible study and fulfilling wishes for the Make-A-Wish program. Oh, and drinking lots of that Canadian sizzurp. Just a hint of maple in it.

32 comments:

The Real Dragon said...

lmao in that pic justin seem to have pony tail.

Lady Heisenberg said...

This kid has had it coming for wayyyyy too long. Karma had been calling in sick on this fuckface

MeanieRhysie said...

For a second, I thought he'd grown out his hair, hilarious!

Gina Sz said...

The OPP are good at keeping things on the DL eh?

sandybrook said...

Put him in jail and see how long his bad ass lasts inside w/o his bodyguards there to protect him.

jack ducky said...

He won't go to jail. He's a celebrity! They're above the law and all that. Fucking asshole though. Also I thought he had a ponytail in that pic too.

Gina Sz said...

And PS it was a photog's mini van who was taking pics of him and Selena and the "assault" was over the camera, not that it matters, JB's gonna come and get it in the pokeeey

Lady Heisenberg said...

@sandy: He will be fine. Bieber will already fit right in with Nazi Low Riders or PEN1. He will just have to hire a new security team behind bars.

sandybrook said...

I'm hoping the crips and bloods go after him for trying to act black and shit. If not them the Muslims.

Wen said...

And neither asshole has a helmet on. Typical.

Anjelicka64 said...

Appearently all the chances that this kid has been given mean nothing to him so put him in jail and he'll learn..quick..

rosie riveter said...

Well thats a basic quad. How disappointing

Sylvia said...

Dear Santa,

I know it's too early for Christmas but I would like to ask for a BIG wish. Please Please send Beaver to Jail ASAP.

Molls said...

When are they going to throw him in jail? Obviously he's paying somebody off to avoid jail time. Wait till his money runs out.

Just Another HR Lady said...

I'm not sure what the rules are in the US, but in Canada it's illegal to drive a passenger ATV on the regular roads. Also illegal to drive an ATV without a helmet.

I'm guessing since Justin is Canadian (believe me, we all wish he wasn't), he would be well aware of ATV laws here.

sifichick said...

I can't wait until this prick runs out of money. Then he'll have to fight his own battles and maybe one day he'll end up in big boy jail. They like to show uppity pricks a thing or two in there. They also love twinky little boys in there.

All Lace no Leather said...

Please take him back Canada!

texas rose said...

sifichick - he has a net worth of $200 million and Forbes has him earning $80 million in 2014 (hard to believe I know), so you will be waiting a long time for him to run out of money. I don't think he will- his time will come when his fans reach 18 and realize how stupid they were and when the rest of the world stop clicking on links that mention him. I agree that that day can not come soon enough. (as I click on a bieber link)

Prunella Buggerweeds said...

What does "attacked" mean? A little light on details Enty.

Kat has left the building said...

I hope he gets help

Paisley said...

If this van was driven by an normal person, I'd be all over Beiber. But, it was a pap van. They probably caused the accident trying to get a photo or to get a reaction out of him.

msgirl said...

Hey canada do the right thing, send your boy to jail!

Haywood Jablomee said...

This is just his true thug self shining thru. You may be asking yourself why Rick Ross, Wu Tang Clan or 50 Cent don't set him straight. They would if they could but the Lil Ghetto Canuck would turn 'em and pimp out their sissy asses. True dat!

QueenAnne Guido said...

Enough already. Can he pull an Elvis and choke to death on his own vomit while hunched over a toilet?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@msgirl. Do I hear a lil bit of Russel Peterson in ur suggestion?

Count Jerkula said...

Gomez still going back to Beiber. God that bim must be dumb as a box of rocks. So hot.

Tina Mallette said...

well usually Canadian courts are stricter than California courts

Lindsay Lohan would not have gotten so many passes, they take DUI very seriously here

Bieber is going to kill one of his good friends/passengers and then he won't be so smug

__-__=__ said...

Canadian sizzurp. Just a hint of maple in it. -- LOL Enty!!

figgy said...

I would love to see him in prison for 30 years.

Sherry said...

Spoiled brat that needs a good ass kickin' I say. That'll make his ass sit down fast. He wouldn't last a day in prison.

Erik said...

I wish the government would deport this tool.

Danerys Targaryon said...

you know this kid wouldnt have half the problems he does if the paps would just leave him alone. Yes he's rich, yes he's an ass, but all these paps are egging him on. Give him a break, we were all assholes at 19-20 and I tell you if some dick followed me around, snooping on me everywhere I went, I would go postal on his ass too. And all you Americans can say what you want, but when we gave him to you he was a sweet kid, you guys ruined him. No refunds!