Friday, September 05, 2014

Four For Friday- Traditional

It's Friday and I'm sure many of you are spending your day productively working on your Fantasy Football leagues. OK, maybe that is just me. I can usually mourn the passing of someone by watching their television shows or movies, but that is more difficult with Joan Rivers. I couldn't handle a Fashion Police marathon because it would inevitably include Giuliana and Kelly. It has been a tough month for comedy legends and really makes you think about mortality, especially when you know Joan went into that procedure, probably without a care in the world. Now that I have depressed myself, perhaps I will fill my coffee mug with some whiskey and watch one of her standup specials. I will be here all weekend, so if you can find the time between college and pro football and wondering when children's homework got so hard, stop on by and read the site. If you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer.

#1 - This B list jerk of an actor who stars on an ensemble network show which is on its very last legs spent time filming out of the country and hit on anything that moved, male or female, but his girlfriend is still planning on marrying him. Probably. She did walk out on him the other day when he was hitting on the waitress during dinner.

#2 - The girlfriend of this singer who alternates between A list and A+ list says they have had sex once in the past nine months. Someone should tell her to put on a wig and tell him to pretend she is a man. That is what his ex-wife did.

#3 - This former C list reality star with much higher name recognition who seems to move from one celebrity boyfriend to the next recently gave birth. She hired three nannies to cover the 24 hours in a day and even a weekend shift. One of her friends asked her about it and the answer was that the baby was her retirement fund and she has no interest in actually spending any time with the baby except for photos to show a judge in any custody hearing.

#4 - Kindness- This Teen Wolf actress was at the mall last week when a man had a heart attack. She performed CPR on him and brought him back and was there until the paramedics got there. No one knew who she was. One of the paramedics who came recognized her, but wasn't sure until she gave her name for the report.

50 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

2. USher

derek harvey said...
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derek harvey said...

1. sheen

MontanaMarriott said...

3.Kimberly Stewart?

Tricia S said...

Will arnett
Usher
Cavalerri

Tricia S said...

Will arnett
Usher
Cavalerri

sandybrook said...

4 Holland Roden if the Tv show

derek harvey said...

if will Arnett hit on me I would throw up

Tricia S said...

4)crystal reed?

Tricia S said...

@derek...meet tooooooo

loopymommy said...
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Seven of Eleven said...

1. Piv strikes again

2. What kind of wig does a woman put on to pretend to be a man? Like a bald cap?

#3 needs to find a park bench and some tissues. It totally works!

4. Scott Howard's girlfriend

loopymommy said...

Joan's specials are great, but don't forget "A Piece of Work." It's a fantastically insightful film that shows how incredibly hard she worked.

Kno Won Uno said...

Precisely my thought on the wig, 7.
Maybe one of those mullet attached to a baseball cap things.

snookiemonster said...

1..sudekis
3..keibler

VIPblonde said...

Eh, I'd hit that

Flora Goforth said...

I think it meant put a wig on the guy.

NomNom83 said...

"put on a wig and tell him to pretend she is a man"

Um, Enty, you realize the difference between men and women is not hair, right? Right?!

Renoblondee said...

Kim loves that baby. She's always with her.

Violet said...

1 Matt Morrison.

Violet said...

Or Darren Criss

Cathryn Chandler said...

3. Evelyn Lozada

Christine65 said...

1) Ashton K
2) Usher
3) Kim K
4) ??

Habibti said...

Nr. 3 is Evelyn Lozada!!!

SecondChanceAtLove said...

#3 is sad. Poor baby. :-(

Eros said...

2. Is definitely Usher.

@Enty you are entitled to your opinion but I beg to differ on calling Joan rivers a legend. First of all, I didn't get her humor. Making snide nasty remarks at the expense of others and profiting from it is not entertainment to me. Now if you want to talk true comedic legends, let's choose talented people who actually fit the bill like carol Burnett, Lucille ball, robin Williams, Richard Pryor, bill Cosby. Those people helped perfect comedy into an art. Not Joan. Joan had a schtick and she found her audience and milked that bitch for every dollar it was worth. So while she was a clever old bird, I can't say I found her as talented in the arena of comedy. So no offense to yours and others opinions. I just think it's a bullshit opinion giving her such comedic reverence.

Vera Christina said...

Eros - you need to read up on Joan. You would appreciate her more, at least I think you would if you knew what a trailblazer she really was. I'm not a huge fan of her work, but she was an amazing, brave woman.

3 - I think it's Kim K and I feel sorry for that little girl.

MoJo said...


2. Jack White
3. Kim K

Ay said...

2 is Usher and I think he meant put on a wig and pretend she's a man so she would be like a butch drag queen.

3 is Evelyn Lozado

fedwaymom said...

Joan started out with Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby her jokes were for comedy. In her personal life she was kind and generous.

Rivenisahasbeen said...

4. Melissa Ponzio

Renoblondee said...

And I meant Kim Stewart is always with her kid.

Rivenisahasbeen said...

Hmmm I think Sandybrook's guess could be right. Mama McCall is a nurse (and Melissa has played one multiple times). But Holland Roden was studying to be a heart surgeon before leaving school for acting.

Regardless, Melissa Ponzio is incredible and deserves much more recognition than she receives.

Ps. Damn it Enty, you had to do a TW BI eh? At least it was a kindness one, though I'd love gossipy confirmation of douchebaggery from certain actors..

kpist said...

1. Matt Morrison
2. usher
3. Keibler
4. ??

Boozie said...

hate to say it, but kim k is def not c list reality star. the kid is also over a year old. she's still a nOrphan though, just this blind isn't about her.

Sea Hag said...

Back in the day I was a hostess at the local Red Lobster. Dress code required all the busboys to have short haircuts. They all had long hair. There were 2 or 3 short wigs they would pass around, and they would shove all their hair up into the short wig. So if the girlfriend has long hair, she can wear a very short wig to have a more traditionally mannish appearance. Plus, it's a classic plot in historical romance novels for the heroine to try to pass herself off as a male by donning a short wig.

Cee Kay said...
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Cee Kay said...

I want to punch #3 in the face. Hard. Children are PEOPLE, you bitch!

@Eros TBH, I don't really get all the Joan Rivers love either. I've been over her for decades now. You're right about her schtick - and it never changed. It just wasn't funny for me anymore once I hit my mid-20s. It's nice for her that she had so many fans though. And she had a good run - parts of her made it to 81!

Mango said...

Now if you want to talk true comedic legends, let's choose talented people who actually fit the bill...

Yes, Eros, let's all talk about comedic legends who you approve of. *eye roll*

Cary Gaul said...

#3 isn't married, so it can't be Cavallari/Keibler/Kim

WritergirlinLa said...

More chins than a Chinese phone book was Joan's. And she was a kind and generous person IRL. I have two close friends that have styled her and both say she was just the best and nicest celeb they had ever worked with. She was one of the hardest working people in show business. The woman was brilliant and a legend indeed.

Zach said...

Joan went in without a care in the world because she had lived a full, long life and wasn't afraid of dying. She wasn't afraid of risking death in surgery. I say this not to undermine her death or cast blame when the hospital might be at fault. Just to find some comfort in the situation.

Kathleen said...

Please let "2" be Chris Martin. Would have stated he's in a band but Goop pretending to be a man would be too epic.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Do my eyes deceive me?!!! *rubs*
Is my @Riven back?! Yay!!! Obligatory PRG Song!!!!

sugarbread maker said...

I'm dying to know who 3 is .. I don't know enough c list reality stars. Lozada sounds close but she seemed to raise her daughter single handedly and they are close. So I'm thinking someone else in UK maybe. I just don't follow them.. Katie price maybe? ?

sugarbread maker said...

3 is Ciara. She was on 1st season of love and hip hop and just had a baby with future. Has dated everyone from 50 cent to anything.

Ay said...

@sugar Ciara was never on love and hip hop. Maybe you're thinking of someone else?

BTownGirl said...

That Olivia chick who used to be with G Unit was on Love & Hip Hop and does look a little like Ciara :)

p.s. You can't imagine my shame for actually knowing that haha!

sugarbread maker said...

dammit btown girl i was THIS CLOSE.. has ciara been on any reality shows??
lala's right?? lala's full court press?? i am trying to make ciara fit

Rivenisahasbeen said...

@LadyH BEST. The NOFX cover of this song annoys me so much, I love Rancid's original version. <3

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