Friday, September 05, 2014

Random Photos Part Four - Fashion Week

Katie Holmes laughs as she gets a
temporary tattoo.
Helena Christensen
Lena Dunham paying tribute to Barbra Streisand.
Rosario Dawson and Poppy Delevingne.
Padma Lakshmi
Sarah Jessica Parker
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Zombies. They have to be zombies.

68 comments:

Seven of Eleven said...

What an odd tattoo.

Padma's dress is gorgeous.

And finishing off with Trollsons is just plain cruel.

MontanaMarriott said...

Enty that is Linda I DON'T GET OUT OF BED FOR LESS THAN 20K Evangelista NOT Helena Christiansen

VIPblonde said...

Gee, Helena Christensen is looking a lot like Linda Evangelista these days

T. E. Cuz said...

eyeroll at lena

i love flash tattoos

mary kate.......................

derek harvey said...

@VIP--I WANTED TO SAY IT FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH XO lollll

sandybrook said...

I think the trolls are vampires Enty.
Katie FAILS at being edgy.
Poppy>Cara

derek harvey said...

doh---and MONTANA MY BAD XO

Rose Lizenberg said...

Jesus H Christ on a popsicle stick!! How huge are Lena Dunham's feet??

Lady Heisenberg said...

That's exactly what I was thinking VIP
Good grief the Trollsens are a PSA for death by oxy

derek harvey said...

well well well Sandy guess who attended a fashion show! ; )

FUCK Katie Holmes---I am sick of seeing her everyday

remember when she launched that pathetic fashion line? ho embarrassing

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Looks like a seagull nailed Katie's back.

Love SJP, but this pic of her dress makes it difficult to see what look she went for.

Lens. Well at least it hides her bulk better than usual.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@derek. Great typo!! :-)

Ho embarrassing.

Lila said...

Lena's shoes are huge.
Poppy is way prettier and cleaner looking than her sister.
SJP and Pafma look damn good.
My mind is boggled by how successful the trollsens are when they look dreadfully strung out. Those dead eyes, pale skin and day hair. They look like characters in a Tom Burton movie.

sandybrook said...

Derek by looking at these pics the designer was clearly desperate to get anyone there :))))

derek harvey said...

yes Michael Kors is very desperate for attention---guess Katie Holmes was unavailable ; )

trainrides said...

TCarrie Bradshaw being fab as usual.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Lena is wearing Ethan Hawkes shoes.

Count Jerkula said...

P: Olsen tag team - what is the height on them? If it is short enough I could get a triple point score for sisters, twins and dwarves.

M: Katie

B: Rosario/Poppy tag team

LottaColada said...

@Seven- flash tattoos are the newest rage

Seven of Eleven said...

Thanks, @Lotta. I googled it and it's temporary tattoos that are shiny?

Flash Tats Are Going To Be Your New Favorite Accessory

sandybrook said...

Its still Summer in NYC everyone still lives in the Hamptons. Fashion Week should be mid October

Jessi said...

Lena!!!! FFS you're killing me!!!! Stop it!!!!!

LottaColada said...

Yup. Because metallic is the new black.

ecua said...

Lena Dunham is THE. WORST.

Holy shit, those Olsens look like cadavers!!

Trying to find something nice to say...looking...still looking...looking some more...uh...SJP looks better than the rest.

Sherry said...

Uh those shoes, that bow. Everyone knows what I'm talking about.

Are silver pumps back?

I was thinking that looked nothing like Helena C.

Jessie said...

Poppy is so beautiful. I guess Cara just came along with the right look at the right time to blow up like she has.

Brenda L said...

gah Mary Kate in particular looks so haggard...how OLD is she?

teresa crane said...

SJP looks great

Agreed that the Olsens look terrible

Yikes

derek harvey said...

you guys just don't get Lena! She is an alternative-indie girl. The shoes are a bit silly but she is dressed in a London mod look---which is THE look this season btw. If is was Katy Perry or Gwen Steffani dressed like that a lot of you would be like "love it so cute1" ---TRUTH.

skippy said...

So Lena is still trying to be edgy, not really working with clown shoes & neck bow. Be out there, but in something flattering. She is doing my head in.
SJP dress is a great color, still don't know if I like it though.

Sydney Gingell said...

Ugh. Lena is so smug. Can't stand her.

Lisa said...

My daughter has the same eye color and shape as the Olson twins as well as the same face shape.
We can tell by looking at her face if she is stressed, not eating right, not sleeping. I can also tell when she has been extreme dieting which she has done before. Also when she has issues with her iron levels which she also has problems with as well.
I can't say about these two but they in no way look healthy at all!

Meghan said...

Okay okay. I know I rag on Lena as much as anybody else, but the angle on that shot is all messed up. Look at the lady's feet to the right of her. They're super elongated too. It doesn't mean the shoes themselves aren't hideous (they kind of are...) but they're not as boat-ish as the shot makes them look.

Secondly, and I can NOT believe I'm going to say this, but... She doesn't look terrible here guys. The shoulders on the jacket offset her heavier tummy, and that hideous haircut looks somewhat sleek. She still needs a purifying facial like you would not believe (Not one of Count's facials, either!! Ba dum hiss!!) but this is one of her better looks. I agree that the looseness of the garment is more flattering, and if the bow were slightly smaller, that would be ideal, but all in all, not bad.

Finally, Derek is right. If this were on a typical size zero see-leb who was widely regarded as fashionable, there would be far fewer naysayers!! Maybe I'm pissed off at the events in the last episode of Orange that I just watched, but I'm feeling very charitable about Dunham today.

That was a novel, so no comment on the rest...

Jessi said...

Actually no. I do get Lena and like her a lot! I do not like her style! I don't care how trendy it is, does nothing for me! Truth.

Meghan said...

Okay I lied. SJP looks good too. That color blue makes her hair look radiant, and I kind of love the shoes. Normally I don't like her, but it works. And NOW I'm done!!

MinPinGirl said...

Lena has clown feet. She looks like she's wearing one of those platform shoes that you wear when one leg is longer than the other. That bow looks fug. I hate when women wear those. What are you 5? It looks like a stupid bib. Lena, just wear a black garbage bag and go as a California Raisin.

derek harvey said...

@Meghan--preach! lol xo

StuffandNonsense said...

Maggie G looks really good - one of her better looks. SJP looks great too.

Lena Dunham HAS to be trolling us at this point. Doesn't she? Because FFS that is atrocious..lol

Rose Lizenberg said...

I actually like Lena. But those shoes are almost cartoonish.

Penelope said...

Lena looks like a dumpy clown. Maggie is looking very pretty there.

Yoj said...

@Count Jerkula
The Olsens are 5'2", sorry. But you wouldn't be the first man to be out by four inches.

Mark Kaepplein said...

Lena's shoes look extremely sensible. My great grandmother came to the US in the late 1800's from eastern Germany and continued to wear shoes like that. This is one of Lena's best looks, the worst being naked.

Kassandra said...

Whole lot of ugly dresses here. Padma is the exception.

braverwoman said...

Not to be crude, but... At first glance, that flash tattoo looks like a seagull crapped on the back of her neck.

Padma and SJP - fab.

All Lace no Leather said...

I can't tell the twins apart. The one on the right looks more gaunt and her eyes look more like she's on something. Can anyone tell them apart, and if so, how?

ecua said...

I get Lena. I just don't like her, think her acting is for shit, and think her style is even worse.

ecua said...

^^^^Best comment of the day, @Penelope!
Dumpy clown, indeed! Lol!

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

It's Mary-Kate on the left and Ashley on the right; I can't explain how I know, but I guess I've seen them enough that I can recognize the differences. *sigh*

Aoife said...

I just started going through Vogue's Fall Fashion issue, the one that gives your mail person a hernia.
Sadly Lena's shoes are in style. They're supposed to be that big.

I also saw some model with the haircut Lena was going for.

Bubbles said...

I don't see how Lena is being edgy and mod in the latest look. Usually if it's the latest hot things, the real tastemakers are photographed in it and alas all we have is Lena Dunham.

And maybe due to inflation $20k, but the original quote of Linda's was in Vogue in around 90, maybe 91 at the latest and it was $10,000 back then.

Penelope said...

Heh heh E! Thanks! :)

portlandjewel said...

Silver or metallic in general, never went anywhere.

Hanwi said...

I see two ancient Victorian ghosts looking like shit in their $500 000 dresses.

And yes Lena, we get it. You're soooo indie and edgy.

Kat has left the building said...

That's the most flattering outfit Lena's ever worn.

M. Brown said...

Just read in In Touch that Katie and Suri are moving back to LA so she can focus on her career. To paraphrase her - I know a lot of people work when their kids are babies but I didn't want to do that. She left out that during that time she was under lock and key and couldn't shake that freaky Scio chick Jessica. Anyway I'd wager that it was in an agreement that after so much time Katie returned Suri to LA.

sugarbread maker said...

Katie Holmes officially kills anything cool..next?

sugarbread maker said...

Ooh good I thought for a minute Helena got bad plastic surgery. .it's just Linda

sugarbread maker said...

She lives down the street from the Kartrashian klan..Klassy

punningtons said...

I agree Meghan, I think the photographer was using a wide angle lens or sommat

Bee Haven said...

+1 sugarbread. Like when your parent starts using facebook. It's over.

Bee Haven said...

Thank you Montana! I was going to say, this is unbelievable to mix up Divas like that!

Bee Haven said...

Sincerely, your friend: thanks for the laugh! It so does look like a seagull pooped on her!

Bee Haven said...

Awww guys, I actually gave Lena a pass on this. Cute, and flattering for her body shape. And those shoes? Very on trend atm. I think Lena pulled this look off well!

Bee Haven said...

Well said Meghan!

Bee Haven said...

Ha!@Yoj!

sugarbread maker said...

i quit using facebook years ago b/c my mom was always wanting to friend my friends and want to know what i was out doing and w/ who..

Bee Haven said...

StuffandN: Maggie does look gorgeous here.

Bee Haven said...

Sugarbread: yeah, it gets kind of awkward!

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