Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #2

February 6, 2016

This foreign born A list dual threat actor is the next generation. Maybe that is why old friends of his wife in that church have rekindled their friendships with her to the point where they are her only friends. The next step is the actor which would be a huge “get.”

Benedict Cumberbatch/Scientology

28 comments:

Kno Won Uno said...

I'll be so disgusted if he joins CoS because I'll no longer be able to avoid knowledge of his idiocy. Damnit.

Countervail said...

I thought he was a big pussy hound anyway. What does he care who his wife associates with?

Snarknado said...

Isn't he supposed to be gay? COS has a cure for that. They also have a cure for that other thing. And for pesky wives.

Mark Anderson said...

That is hilarious. And could not be more untrue. I can't think of anyone less inclined to join Scientology than Cumberbatch's wife. How do these odd stories end up here?

lemon swizzle said...

There's a person or people who have a weirdly hostile fixation on Cumberbatch's wife. S/he has posted here before admitting that s/he feeds Enty false Cumberbatch blinds just for the hell of it. It's very odd, but knowing that this is going on, I disregard all Cumberbatch blinds.

Sandy said...

Foreign born dual threat actor is usually either Cumberbatch or Dornan and the sources are usually the crazy fans on twitter.

david said...

I thought I read here a few months back, that if you ever leave the Cult (I mean church), no members are ever, supposed to talk to you ever again.
Hmm, things change when there is a potential big fish (money) on the line.
Way to go, Tom and Dave!

Chu Chu said...

Her only friends are Scientologists? Not from what Ive seen. This one comes from Tumblr no doubt. Apparently someone noticed that Sophies friend have a friend who is in Scientology. So this of course means shes in Scientology. Because everytime shes ever been seen at a party its cause shes in cahoots with everybody at that party or friends of the people at that party.

TopperMadison said...

Oh, that wacky singing, dancing Cumberbatch!

Malibuborebee said...

Cumbersnatch isn't an idiot. He's about as likely to join the clams as I am - and I'd rather die.

Mark Anderson said...

The Clams? Is that what people call people who are Scientologists?

Kim said...

The image I have of that religion is one day ATF and FBI agents will be storming their building! I heard E L Hubbard was a mad man!

Yeahsure said...

"The next generation"??!! The man is 40, he's middle-aged! Unless, of course, they're after the kid . . . oh, wait, I forgot: there is no kid. :)

I dunno, he always says he's a Buddhist and follows the path of "mindfulness". I'm guessing "mindfulness" doesn't sort well with CoS . . .

Hot Cola said...

ZZzzzz

(both them and CoSi)

Malibuborebee said...

Yes. Well, it's what people who don't like Scienos call Scienos. It has something to do with L Ron Crazypants' science fiction story of the world. Everybody's a clam or we used to be clams or Xenu (a space alien overlord they believe in) did something with clams, I don't remember.

Malibuborebee said...

Yup, mad as a hatter. The awful stories about L.Ron are legion.

The Scienos have been investigated before. They were planting people in newspapers, police stations, etc., and messing with the records. They also used those positions to harass anyone who left the cult. Hubbard's wife ended up doing serious time in prison, as did quite a few other Scienos.

One of their tenets is that it's okay to lie to anyone who isn't a Scieno so you can never believe anything they say.

Derek's Anal Beads said...

Ditto

Mark Anderson said...

Ah, well I knew about Xenu, but not about clams. Actually, it's not any wackier than any other religion ,when you get right down to it.

Meg said...

Spoken like a true FOL (Friend of L. Ron). My ex BF & I worked w/a lot of hardcore Scientologists on a TV show. We started referring to them as FOLs so we could mock them openly without them catching on. Scary how people can be successful TV personalities & outwardly seem so normal, then when you get to know them, turns out they are fucking nutters!

Mark Anderson said...

Me, an FOL? Nope, not me. I've never met a religion I have not felt compelled to mock, very much including Scientology. They're all silly. I do know that an intelligent woman like Hunter would never fall for such tripe. We don't like our religions as much as those Americans do!

back again said...

that made me laugh!

marlo said...

To all the mutant loving Cumberbitches here: only in America is BC seen as 'not an idiot'.

Here in Britain, we'd like him to recite, dance, sing, and then shut the fuck up, because his delusional ignorant political ramblings, are an insult to anybody with an IQ higher than room temperature.

Last time this inbred albino opened his mouth regarding politics (just before the Brussels terror attacks), he got a big fat FUCK YOU, from all of Britain, and half of Europe.

I hope he and his escort beard wife do join scientology, they deserve it.

Jane said...

I'm really surprised the infamous Gator's not all up in the comments like she usually is screaming about how of course Benedict Cumberbatch is being forced to parade a plastic doll around and pretend it's his child by his junkie whore-slash-criminal mastermind wife, who is currently single-handedly running a global conspiracy, controlling the entire British Press, the British Royal Family, and the Church of England, not to mention paying off every single newspaper, magazine and blog (except Enty) on the planet with her apparently extremely successful crackho earnings. And how anyone who judges or doubts her is just bein' a Hater! LOL.

Jane said...

Nah he's not gay, that's something his crazy Sherlock/Watson slash fans made up because they can't accept that he may have once touched a pussy.

Jane said...

I guess you could make the argument that believing we're infested in the souls of dead clam aliens and need to sign up our souls for a billion years of service fighting the great alien overlord Xenu isn,t when you get right down to it, much weirder than believing that an angel impregnated a Jewish Israeli virgin with God's semen and that the child could walk on water, turn water into wine, and then died and came back to life.

But most religions don't actively imprison and murder their own members, and most religions weren't started as an intentional money making scam, so.

Mark Anderson said...

Hah. Well, at least they don't anymore!!! But yeah, Scientology is one weird faith. I love the fact that they believe Aliens are buried in mountains though. I mean, face it, who doesn't love aliens buried in mountains?

Snarknado said...

Yeah, he pats the pussy, which infuriates his stans who aren't the ones being patted.

Snarknado said...

You are so mentally ill. I noticed some of your comments caused a couple of posts to be entirely removed, you were so out of control.

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