Blind Item #1 -Coachella
One way to try and cover for your heavy coke use is to bring your kids along with you. Makes the foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor look like a real solid parent on the outside while taking every opportunity to do some blow when he can break free.
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Jude Law
I don't know if this is Jude Law or not, but apropos of nothing, it seems like Jude Law would be a totally easy mark for a thirsty young woman with a kid. Show up somewhere he is with your baby and stand next to him when the paps start snapping. When he's like, "Who the f**k are you?" Be all shocked and say, "Dude! You knocked me up! This is your kid!" He's impregnated so many randos he'd probably just roll with it.
Ahhhhanold.
I actually like Jude Law and I've always thought he should have had a bigger career. I know he's a fuck up but I've never heard that he's an aggressively shitty parent. I don't want it to be him.
Is Ryan Philippe Canadian by any chance? I wouldn't put this kind of shit past him.
Affleck was definitely born in Boston so it can't be him, more's the pity. I miss the good ol' days when the answer to every blind was Ben Affleck.
Nope! Phillipe was born in my boring ass state; Delaware. No, it's not a city in New York (whenever I leave the country and people ask where I'm from and i tell them, that's what they ask).
Could also be Daniel Craig. He's got a festival-aged daughter.
I realize it says "kids" (plural) but couldn't this be Orlando?
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