Thursday, December 14, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #1

December 1, 2017

This couple split a long time ago. They were always unconventional in their marriage and in their split. They are both A listers but different fields of entertainment. One is foreign born. They have kids. They also tell each other each time they have sex with another person in order to be transparent. She will probably figure out a way to monetize that for the rest of us.

Gwyneth Paltrow/Chris Martin

17 comments:

Do Tell said...

In order to be transparent they tell each other each time they bonked someone? In an open marriage, I could see *maybe* doing that, but they're divorced, (they are, aren't they?) so who cares?

Count Jerkula said...

Did the divorce get finalized, or are they just "uncoupled"?

just sayin' said...

it's been 3 years. this is too long to be co-dependent.

Aunty said...

And now Dakota Johnson has stumbled into this codependent blonde nightmare of consumer porn and bad music. And just after she extricated herself from the Jamie and Amelia Dornan triangle of drama. Find a nice young banker, Dakota. One with no baggage.

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

Aren't we precious? In order to be transparent like thick, Goop-y locally sourced lube.

americanpanda said...

so now chris goes after young girls so that he is in"charge" of the relationship lol. loser

Normal. Yes indeed. said...

Please explain Coldplay to me. I can easily remember the words to any song the first time I hear it. But with Coldplay I can't even remember the name of the song.

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

Coldplay in a nutshell: Chris Martin plinks away rueful and sensitive, closes his eyes and sings with vulnerable gravitas some schlock about regret into a microphone suspended above the piano. He begins to rock his body as he forcefully hits some bigtime rockstar chords, then the backing orchestral arrangement starts in and the next thing you know, you're like, I know I've heard this song before or at least one very similar to it. Can't remember for sure. Probably in an elevator or at the grocery store.

AJ said...

Count GP just got engaged so if it isn’t yet I’m sure it will be soon enough

just sayin' said...

haha joseph p blow, kokomo pd. you should be a music critic.

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

awww thanks, just sayin'. I couldn't play my way out of a cardboard box, but today's one of those days where a compliment really helps out. Thanky

longtimereader said...

Said it before and i will say it again. Saw coldplay on their first tour and they sucked then as they suck now.

Thursday November said...

According to other Enty reveals, she controls him, where he lives, who he sleeps with, and they still hook up.

Doug said...

@Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD: Well said. I think of Coldplay as corporate rock. Don't know or care which corporations. It's a simulacrum of real music. As Chopin said of one of Schumann's scores, "it isn't really music at all." And as Morton Feldman said, "there's a lot of stuff out there that *sounds* like music but really isn't."

Cee Kay said...

She's supposed to be engaged to Brad Falchuk. They're all frickin' lunatics.

Useful Vidiots said...

A precious hollywood retard and a mangina. This is what you get.

lucy said...

Coldplay Superbowl performance was fxcking awful. I HATED it. terrible performance and not a fan of their music however I do like that my place or in my place ditty shhh

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