Saturday, December 16, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #5

August 8, 2017

It wasn't that long ago that this former A list singer and number one movie star turned celebrity was doing an intervention for her sister. Now it is the turn of our former A lister. She needs help. She is a mess and her marriage is even worse. It is night time soap opera worthy.

Jessica Simpson/Ukraine/Ashlee Simpson

44 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

J-Simp loves the buttsecks and I lover her. WOOOOOOO!

N. Twinkie said...

So....What does the Ukraine have to do with it?

parissucksliterally said...

Number one movie star? WHEN?

Glue said...

The Ukraine part confused me. What am I missing?

Sd Auntie said...

In the Ukraine Jessica is #1 Lol!

Anonymous said...

Count Jerkula, you kill me :D
Sexual napalm, remember!

Cherry Coleman said...

@Count, don't make me jealous. LOL

Mad Hominem said...

FWIW, Jessica Simpson made a movie that bombed everywhere BUT in Ukraine, where it was the #1 Box Office draw (for a while). Hence, she was in the #1 movie in the country.

Cinabun said...

She's been loaded for years & years. Have a friend who's a chef & has worked for many celebs. She's one of them. He said she downs pills like their tic tac & chews them instead of swallowing. Said she's nice but high as a kite every day/night. Also said she looks older than her years &
hubby is a##hole who bosses her around even though she's making $ not him.
Cousin who worked on her reality show said only reason she married Nick was to get away from her Dad. We all know about her dear old Dad.

Fred LeBlanc said...

Ukraine has been through enough. :(

Bug said...

Does anyone still care about the Simpson sisters anyways?

Cee Kay said...

Thanks for the insider info, @Cinabun! I always love hearing that stuff.

Cinabun said...

@Cee Kay :) Ex bf screen writer & now location manager, great stories! Said people very different on location - their own little world. Kinda creepy.

A Nother said...

Thank you, Cinabun.
Joe - I heard he'd had a secret gay relationship (not sure if that is true or not), but I once heard whisperings that he was a little handy himself, is that right?

Cole Gate said...

@Cinabun: LOVE the insider knowledge!!!

Terry Teratoma said...

I always feel bad for Jessica. I think she means well but is dumb as a pile of bricks and can't be on her own because she needs a boyfriend/husband; like, she thinks that without one she's lesser or something (religious upbringing, if I remember correctly?) I'm not articulating this well...but yeah. Thank goodness her people got her shoe/clothing empire up & running so she'll be set for life, because I think without that she would be struggling BADLY. Anyway, hopefully everything works out for her.

sandybrook said...

@A nother Joe came out as gay a few years ago and dates "models" he represents young enough to be his own kids.

A Nother said...

Thanks, Sandybrook!!

M Ag said...

I think it was supposed to be said in Borat voice: number one movie star in all of Ukraine...

lucy said...

how do you know she likes it in the ass? anyhow I don't much care for her, she strikes me as sloppy drunk but many years ago I was roped into a concert featuring her and other 'pop stars' some sort of compilation jingle hell tour and I do recall walking away thinking that girl can sing. if in fact true that she likes it from behind that increases likeness of her +6 because that means she likes sex and I appreciate that plus she looked super cute rolling her hips in daisy duke shorts. I think we could be friends if she didn't talk

alicecorrine said...

many many years ago - pre the marriage she's in now I was right next to her at the airport - she's gorgeous and tinier than she looks on tv/in pics.

Cole Gate said...

@Count: You're quite the entertainment on this playground. lol

Eff Yiew said...

@lucy I posted a story about her in another blind a while ago. A good friend of mine was on tour with her for over a year and was banging her while she was married to Nick. He told me flat out that for the entire year he banged her behind Nick's back while he was on tour with her (and he's a good friend and was very important on tour so I don't doubt it in the least) and he said for the entire year he banged her in the ass only. He said that she has this thing where if she's getting banged in the ass, then it's not cheating. Seriously. It's only cheating if it's vaginal sex. So he said for the entire year, he banged her in the ass and she felt guilt free about it because it's not cheating.

A little bit after my friend told me this story, I saw Wilmer Valderrama on Howard Stern and Howard asked him for some gossip about banging Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt. He said he wouldn't give any exact details about any of them but he would just say that one of those three will only take it in the ass. I was like, "I know it! It's Jessica! My buddy told me all about this!" haha

lucy said...

lmao banged in the ass x not cheating = tramp logic

funny stuff! thanks @eff

Boredtech InDenver said...

Jessica was/is also one of the nice Christian girls who saved their virginity for marriage by only having anal sex, which led to the term
Saddlebacking.

Count Jerkula said...

Lucy: there was a blind a while back where she was ober heard telling her hubby not to get too drunk because she took an enema before they went out.

lutefisk said...

Wasn't there a story about the mattresses having to be replaced after her hotel stays with John Mayor?

lucy said...

how does one be-bop around town after an enema? ok maybe better question is why

lucy said...

thanks for link lol haven't heard that one before! I would think any sort of insertion would devirginize a girl. odd to me but I get it, kinda

Count Jerkula said...

Yer all flushed out, cant be bad. If she is a food lil.slut, she'll have a butt plug in too.

Count Jerkula said...

Lucy: it is sodomy, not sex.

lucy said...

is that the accepted norm? I would think anal sex is sex . if a girl said I am a virgin but I've taken it in the ass on several occasions lol wow what a loophole

Count Jerkula said...

Didnt the clinton administration teach ya anything, Lucy. Only vag is sex. Oral and anal are not, so they are not cheating.

An empowered role model such as Crazy Eyes Hillary wouldnt stand by a man who cheated on her and allow herself to become a laughingstock to the majority of the nation, so they mustn't be cheating.

Personally i abide by the stricter rule of "If yer wife wont do it, it aint cheating."

Eff Yiew said...

@lutefisk Well, there was that famous interview with John Mayer where he made that comment about how Jessica Simpson was the best lay he ever had and if you could take her sexuality and bottle it, he'd buy it for like $100,000 or something like that. I don't know - he always said a lot of stupid shit in his interviews. But it stood out because at the time he wasn't dating her anymore...I forgot who he was with...Was it one of the Friends girls? The goop bitch or Jennifer Aniston? Anyway, the next day he got torn to shreds in the paper or something about dating one girl while praising his ex in bed in an interview and making his girlfriend look dumb.

Anonymous said...

Eff - thanks for the information.
Sexual contact is sexual contact! If you you're hiding it from your other half, then it's cheating. But Jerkula, I like your style. ;)
And Mayor called her sexual napalm. And she looked like such an innocent Christian gal :)

lucy said...

you are a freaky little thing, arentchya

lucy said...

it's 2017. got no time for that! I am just trying to figure out what gender I am 😏

lucy said...

ha! he is smooth. that was totally his way to get current girl to take it in the ass

H8zilla said...

The whole anus sex thing is what Christian girls do in the South (prob everywhere too) to 'keep' their virginity but please guys as well. It's not considered sex to them for some reason. Many make a promise to wait till marriage, and this is their way of getting around it. I thought this was common knowledge!

lucy said...

LOL that is outrageous to me. never heard that in my life! and I spent eight years in Catholic school. however I have heard of girls not using tampons till sex , midwestern mentality? southern girls are silly. reminds me of married with children or seinfeld episode when girl says she got gonorrhea from tractor seat.

Count Jerkula said...

Yep

Count Jerkula said...

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Anonymous said...

H8Zilla, Yes I have heard it mentioned a couple of times, actually,, but I did not know it was a thing. And I grew up Catholic. I agree with Lucy, it seems to me that they're fooling themselves if they think it's not sex. it's like people saying gay men do not have sex, then. Or lesbian sex isn't sex. Although I am sure some will have an opinion on it.

lutefisk said...

@Eff Yiew, John Mayor strikes me as being a massive douche. He is also totally uninteresting.
Makes you wonder though what exactly Jessica did with him, besides anal that he had such high praises for her. I always felt bad for Nick Lachey. He seems like a decent enough guy. He is lucky to have broken free from that family.

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