Thursday, December 14, 2017

Random Photos Part Two

Dakota Johnson is all smiles after doing some shopping yesterday.
Ewan McGregor aka the serial cheating a-hole talked to people yesterday about Star Wars but forgot to mention how often he cheated on his wife.
Jennifer Lopez is loyal to her bedazzled Starbucks cup.
Kristen Stewart attended a photo exhibition of Anton Yelchin's works. That was a nice move on her part.
Ray Romano and Al Pacino filming the new Scorcese movie.
Hugh Jackman and
Zendaya at the Mexico City premiere of their new movie.

28 comments:

sandybrook said...

Maybe Dakota smiling because she's screwing Coldplay peen? Nah maybe not...
First Al plays Joe Paterno and now he's playing Jimmy Hoffa? I can see his ten minute speech as Paterno as a locker room halftime, but is Hoffa's gonna be a teamster union membership speech? (Fwiw Al always has a long soliloqy in every movie he makes icydk)

Count Jerkula said...

P: K-Stew - She needs something in there that has a heartbeat. Rubber dicks can't spray baby batter in the cooter.

M: JLo - Peppa Rican from the Bronx? Her knob slobbin skills gotta be on point.

B: Dakota - Looks very clean in that pic and in doggy I won't have to look at her mug.

.robert said...

Romano's tie does not look that old. Maybe 1990s.

Florin said...

So, is Enty trying to tell us that Ewan McGregor is a cheater?

SkittleKitty said...

Anton Yelchin. :'(
Didn't know he was a photographer, too.

Kimberley said...

Lol@ Count - baby batter!

Cole Gate said...

@Sandybrook: Everytime I drive by the place Hoffa disappeared from I STILL get goosebumps. I think everyone who lived here at the time does. My mom was Hoffa, Jr's housekeeper for awhile. They've dug up so many people's yards over the years. Someone DID get a big, brand new red barn out of it, though. If you ever ask anyone around here if they'll ever find him, we'll all say "no."

P Rei said...

@Count. Have you sent in your pic yet, you muthafuckin misogynistic creep so we can judge your Greek God perfection? How is your 'cooter'? I noticed today you didn't seem like you had showered. Loveubaby.

shakey said...

Ray Romano in a Scorcese flick? Wow.

Wasn't Jimmy Hoffa buried in the New York Jets' parking lot?

kristaylor6663 said...

Ewan comes from not too far from where I live, he visited Perth Collage that he attended, he basicly talked Shite about the collage to the students the whole time he was visited!

Liv said...
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sandybrook said...

@cole I know they dug up a yard a couple of years ago. But I always would get a funny feeling everytime I went out to the Meadowlands when I lived in NYC because he might be there someplace and I hate cemetaries with a passion.

Count Jerkula said...

PRei: listen Kristen, if you got some jizz in ya from time to time, you probably wouldnt be so cunty. And i didnt mention that you look unshowered, i just said Dakota looks clean. That was not meant to be a slight. I seen the leaked shower pix, i know yer hygiene is on point.

As for perfection, only my cock is perfect, if you scale perfect down a size or 2.

Count Jerkula said...

Liv: said you deleted the penis pump comment. Now the world will miss out on yer lack of wit.

Technicolor Snail said...

K-stew is such a cutie!

Jen H said...

What a dbag Ewan is

Boo Hearne said...

If you want to know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa, just read the book that Al Pacino's book is based on: I Hear You Paint Houses. An incredible story about a larger-than-life Irishman who was, sadly, Mr. Hoffa's best friend until he got a contract to ice him. Hoffa allegedly died in the inside entrance of a home from a single bullet to the back of the head. They took him to a funeral parlor owned by a mobster and cremated him. The book is fantastic. The movie is going to be a must-see next year.

Boo Hearne said...

Sorry. Al Pacino's FILM is based on. It's late, y'all! 11:30 PM in a freezing cold Manhattan!

CooCooCatchoo said...

I’m from Southfield, and have a friend who remembers shopping at the strip mall next to the restaurant that day. The police copied license plate #s of everyone in the parking lot, and paid her parents a visit that night to ask if they’d seen anything. I’d been to the Red Fox so many times as a kid, for sweet sixteens, bar mitzvahs, homecoming dinners, etc.

lucy said...

I'm sorry but Kristen Stewart kinda sorta looks ridiculous. isn't she too old for a 'phase' what is she trying to say? reminds me of those grainy old documentaries featuring street kids cooking stuff on spoons all discombobulated in piss-stained stairwells. didn't she used to be cute if not clean?

Liv said...

Ha. At least I have the sense to delete marginally stupid comments. Besides, your penis pump usage is your personal issue that I'd prefer not to imagine.

Count Jerkula said...

I have seen pornos w/ dudes using pumps. I'd rather have a small cock that can actually get hard.

Cole Gate said...

@Boo Heame: They pulled up the entrance flooring on that house spoken of and found nothing as with everything else they've dug up. There have been a few mobsters who have surfaced over the years saying they knew all, but nothing.
This guy said he knew all as well:
http://www.theoaklandpress.com/general-news/20130617/mob-underboss-says-jimmy-hoffa-was-buried-alive-at-dig-site-in-oakland-township

ForSure said...

K-Stew looks fantastic for a woman whose had THREE secret babies! Is R-pat hiding around the corner, or spending quality time with the invisible kids he fathered.

Fan conspiracies are stupid.

Boo Hearne said...

Cole--Don't doubt ya, but the reason they called him a 'painter' is because he laid out thick tarp where the victim would be hit. Wrap him up in the tarp, no blood, no lookie-loos when they bring him out. Looks like construction people have been making renovations. The Irishman was dying and wanted to make his Last Confession to a man he had known and trusted for decades. The book is a really great read.

Fugly dj dakota said...

Count Jerkula is on point about Dakota , woof! The only way I can think of that they got Chrissy Martin to beard up with her is the Scion’s got something on him. Everybody knows butterface is a closet case. I wonder how long he is contractually obligated into making her appear to the public to be straight, then again Chrissy Martin highly suspect as well isn’t he.

lucy said...

I have actually gotten off to dude using penis pump. not my proudest moment but I do enjoy viewing people who genuinely get off. far better than fake moans and fake tits

TC said...

shakey said...
Ray Romano in a Scorcese flick? Wow.

Wasn't Jimmy Hoffa buried in the New York Jets' parking lot?

I'm not surprised by the casting choice at all, Romano is a much better actor than he is given credit for. Check him out in the HBO series "Vinyl". The series went one season and was a hot mess at best, but Romano really did some great work in it.

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