Joey Fatone Goes Bye Bye Bye From Dancing With The Stars

And just like that, Joey Fatone has reduced the number of boy band members on dancing With The Stars is cut in half. Sabrina Bryan is female, but, I guess we could all of them as being part of tween bands so then the number of tween band members on the show has been reduced by a third. Is Sabrina Bryan known for anything else? Drew Lachey is really only known for winning the show before and being Nick's sidekick on his show with Jessica Simpson. I thought Joey would last longer. He seems to always be on television but there are too many all-stars who already have a little popularity and there are no really horrible dancers. Even though Bristol Palin had the lowest score Monday night, you know she is not going home.

Earth To Lance

Everytime I see or read an interview with Lance Bass the thing he always mentions is how there will be an N'Sync reunion any day now. He sounds like one of the Jackson brothers who keep repeating the same line repeatedly in hopes that one day when the reporter interrupts Michael watching home videos of kids that Michael, will say "yes, I want to go on tour."

Lance is like the same expectant puppy. He keeps sitting waiting patiently at Justin Timberlake's feet. The ball is sitting there waiting to be tossed. Lance wants to play, but Justin doesn't.

JC Chasez is doing a round of press for America's Best Dance Crew and so of course he is always asked about a reunion and how Lance wants one. JC said, "I really don't know where Lance gets these things from. No one has heard anything. Only Lance."

It is interesting the way JC put the quote. Not the part where he makes fun of Lance, but the part where JC says he has not heard anything. Apparently it isn't his decision. I'm wondering what would happen if N'Sync did something similar to what Take That did in the UK without Robbie Williams. Robbie's career has gone nowhere and Take That is more popular than ever. If you are a fan of N'Synce aren't you going to go see them whether Justin is there or not? The question I have, and don't know the answer to is who owns the N'Sync name. The JC, Joey and Lance tour doesn't sound as fun.

Lance Bass Tries To Pee Without Justin - Fails

I don't understand the guys in N Sync. Sure Justin Timberlake was part of the group, but unless I'm mistaken didn't the rest of the guys sing as well? Everytime one of these guys is interviewed about a reunion they always say basically the same damn thing. "We would love to get together. Just need to catch up with Justin."

Well yesterday Lance Bass added a new twist to this. He said they were all "itching" to do some music, but that Justin was going to be tough to pin down. Excuse me, Excuse me. Can you make some music without him. Are you afraid to do anything without Justin's permission. If you are so wanting to do some music together, then go do some without the wuss. Go ahead. What is he going to do? Yeah, I know, Jessica could be the crap out of all of you, but if you make Fatone last, he might be able to take her.

Last I checked there were four members of the group other than Justin. So, go play some music, and quit whining. It's not like you are the rest of the Jackson 5 who realized they sucked without Michael. You haven't failed yet. So, try and see what happens. Sure, we will all laugh at you at first, but if it's good then it's good, and then maybe Justin can do a little ass kissing.

Speaking of which. Next time all of you go to a party and Justin is there, could you please, please, take some kind of towels or wipes because the amount of slobber you leave on Justin while you hang on to him and cry like 10 year olds at a Jonas Brothers concert is embarrassing to you and to the rest of the world. Yes, we realize you are all devoted to him like some kind of dog who wants dog food from a can instead of dry, but have some self respect people.