Lance Bass Tries To Pee Without Justin - Fails
I don't understand the guys in N Sync. Sure Justin Timberlake was part of the group, but unless I'm mistaken didn't the rest of the guys sing as well? Everytime one of these guys is interviewed about a reunion they always say basically the same damn thing. "We would love to get together. Just need to catch up with Justin."
Well yesterday Lance Bass added a new twist to this. He said they were all "itching" to do some music, but that Justin was going to be tough to pin down. Excuse me, Excuse me. Can you make some music without him. Are you afraid to do anything without Justin's permission. If you are so wanting to do some music together, then go do some without the wuss. Go ahead. What is he going to do? Yeah, I know, Jessica could be the crap out of all of you, but if you make Fatone last, he might be able to take her.
Last I checked there were four members of the group other than Justin. So, go play some music, and quit whining. It's not like you are the rest of the Jackson 5 who realized they sucked without Michael. You haven't failed yet. So, try and see what happens. Sure, we will all laugh at you at first, but if it's good then it's good, and then maybe Justin can do a little ass kissing.
Speaking of which. Next time all of you go to a party and Justin is there, could you please, please, take some kind of towels or wipes because the amount of slobber you leave on Justin while you hang on to him and cry like 10 year olds at a Jonas Brothers concert is embarrassing to you and to the rest of the world. Yes, we realize you are all devoted to him like some kind of dog who wants dog food from a can instead of dry, but have some self respect people.
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I like Justin's music, but how did he ever convince the world that he's "all that?" I just don't get it.
I have nothing but contempt for Limbersnake, but people do seem to like him. Attempts to get boy bands together minus one (popular) member, often fail. Even if the rest of them can squeal and pirouette around just as well as "the cute one".
I'm anti-boy-band.... they all suck... i've never reallly been into the whole metro-sexual guys dancing in unison while singing about sappy b-s...
Ahem... well, with the one exception of Danny Zavatsky of No Authority-- anyone even heard of him/them?? That guy was pretty sexy to me when i was 14..... drool..... :P
like justin's music but he is a class A dick. everytime people write about meeting him, he's been a douchebag.
I actually thought way back when that Lance was the cute one. I never saw the Justin attraction.
Never liked that peewee Timberlake. Especially when he was such a shithead when Jackson had her outfit dyfunction. What an Azz he was such a chickenshit!!
adrian, lance was my favorite, too!
DD was a HUGE n sync fan. i couldn't tell the difference between one boy band and the next. she had a good 8th grade year so we bought her tickets and conned my mom into taking her!
::cry:: STOP SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT JUSTIN DAMN IT!!! LOL
As for the "reunion", Lance knows that it would be an epic fail without Justin seeing as he sang lead on at least 50% of their songs. JC handled the other lead vocals. The rest are just back up singers. Lance smells that NKOTB money going down. Why would Justin want to split the money 5 ways when he can have it all himself? Face it, he won't be into a reunion until an album of his shits the bed.
As for the throw down, Joey could definitely take Jessica but he would prolly have to throw sand in her eyes first then go in with the sucker punch. Hey, whatever it takes.
ENT, not all of Justin's fans are screaming freaks. This fan knows the art of subtle ogling and I only drool when no one is looking. Trust me, I check. ;) That paragraph sounds like there is a story that you are holding back on! Give it up!
Buns--my daughter was really little when they came out, but I remember looking at them & thinking they were all wierd looking except Lance.
We never saw them, but for some reason we all went to see Aaron Carter. Go figure.
Actually that's pretty false. The only members asked about reunions are JC Chasez and Lance Bass since they're still relatively out and about--and Chasez has always said it wont ever happen, and Bass flip flops back and fourth between yes, no and maybe. There was never an "ask Justin" situation. Joey mostly maintains he doesn't know, and one never really knows where Chris is half the time.
As for NSYNC, the way the vocal arrangements were set up (5 part harmony) the two tenors sing lead, which were Justin and JC. Lance sang bass, who really don't do much other than the speaking parts. I guess you can argue that Joey and Chris were 'back up singers' but it takes all 5 to make one sound.
JC was by far a better singer. He was popular, but Justin's youth and growing celebrity as an individual (dating Britney Spears, and the huge publicity of their break up) not to mention his marketability as some sort of 'blue eyed soul' singer (laughable) it was near inevitable that he would make it alone. His success is not without some manipulation and soft backstabbing.
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