Friday, March 30, 2007
I know I asked and asked you all to send your best wishes and we all have done our very best. It is getting closer now. I think we can all feel the possibility that Paris Hilton may go to jail. When we started this campaign we were at about a 20% chance, and now I would say we are at 50%. I don't think she will ever get 90 days in jail. In LA you don't even get 90 days for shooting someone. Honestly if this were you or I, we probably wouldn't go to jail. BUT we would be in the middle of suing the LAPD because they would have treated us much different when we got pulled over. Paris flashes tit and the officers ask if they can give her a ride home and maybe stop for some Valtrex on the way.
So April 17th is the big day. I just want her to spend 3 or 4 days in jail. Just enough to get a taste. A taste of her cell mate, a taste of getting harassed by the women who didn't appreciate the remarks she made. A taste of what it's like to have your hair extensions forcibly removed.
Speaking of hair extensions popsugar talks about Paris going to jail with the following lead in:
Paris, wearing some of the least believable extensions I've ever seen...(I love it. They also talk about her chest as well.)
I just want you all to close your eyes and imagine Paris in jail. Gives you that warm and fuzzy feeling doesn't it?
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6 comments:
I hope she gets her chicken ass kicked in jail.
I want to see her do at least 1 day, just to prove (to me at least) that just because she's a "celebrity" doesn't mean she can get away with murder (OJ). Or anything else for that matter. She thought she was above the law while driving on a suspended license. Show her she's not LA!
i want to see her do at least a month,just so when her busted ass gets out we can all laugh at the TMZ pictures of her without a fresh weave, bad skin and the taste of bull dyke punani still on her lips..LOL!!!!!
Ok, I will admit to something. I have a DUI and I was caught driving on a suspended license, even though my license was out of state at the time. What I didn't realize is that it's not license that wasn't suspended, but my right to drive in California. Anywho, they also tried to get me to serve 90 days in jail, but my lawyer got me to serve zero. So, do you really think that Paris will serve any?
It would be nice if she was thrown in jail, and the paper work for her release got lost somewhere in the office for weeks on end...you know it is hard to find competent office staff these days!
lol nice extensions in that rear view photo. That's our girl - classy
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