Thursday, September 06, 2007

Jessica Simpson Is A Bitch


There is a difference between being a diva and being a bitch. First and foremost, to be a diva you need to have a career or at least some talent. Jessica Simpson has neither and so she's a bitch.

At a party during NY's Fashion Week last night, there was a great party going on which was sponsored by W Magazine. People were packed inside this place and it was hot, and so would escape to the relative coolness of the patio to refresh themselves before heading back in to the party.

This all changed when Jessica "I love to show what I've got for Daddy" Simpson showed up with her entourage of four people including Ken Paves and two bodyguards. When they arrived at the party, Jessica and her party of four took over the entire patio area which had room for fifty, closed the doors, and put her two body guards in front of the door so she wouldn't be disturbed.

This went on until it became so hot that the staffers at W insisted the doors be opened so at least a breeze could get inside the room. Jessica relented and opened the doors, but refused to let anyone on the patio, and did not talk to anyone outside her party.

With the patio now blocked off, everyone started to leave the party, and within 45 minutes of Jessica's arrival, a party which seemed as if it would go all night was reduced to a handful of people.

Jessica then was heard saying the party sucked and they should leave. They did, but it was too late and the damage was done.

12 comments:

weezy said...

Oh, *good* -- tick off one of the fashion bibles. That'll get you great coverage, you moron.

Unknown said...

Here's a picture of everyone heading for the exit.

http://downbythehipster.blogspot.com/2007/09/on-circuit-w-magazine.html

merrick said...

great find dimes .. can someone please explain to me where exactly she learned to make friends and influence people? andy dick maybe?

SpaSuzy said...

Divas, like bratty children, get away with bad behavior because PEOPLE LET THEM.

W magazine and it's publicists/party handlers are to blame because 1) they let Jessica and her peeps block off the patio in the first place and 2) they didn't take control of the situation after people started to complain.

The Bodyguards at the door wouldn't have power over the people in charge of the party.

I'm glad karma bit W in the ass. I recently cancelled my 6 year subscription to the magazine because it keeps putting skanks such as Jessica, Lindsay and Co-Kate on the cover.

Unknown said...

WTF?!?!?!?!?!.This girl needs all the friends she can get

Tracee said...

Gawd, I'm waiting for someone to rip that brokeass weave off her head and stick her tiny dog up her ass. Is her 15 minutes up yet?!!!

fridayschild said...

I HATE HER AND HER LITTLE DOG, TOO.

Lulu said...

wow....she is still not happpppy. there is no other reason to behave that way. i mean-she is the girl who has everything, no?

Tracee said...

Linda-lol!

wineaux said...

her and life (420) loving loser in love aniston should become bff and bitches together! they can commiserate on how they can't keep men or careers.....while they're getting their hair did by weave paves

bluegirl said...

Aaaw, look okay, this does sound like bitchy behaviour but as spasuzy said W didn't exactly try and stop it from happening. They just catered to her every whim. It sounds like they just didn't want to upset her and just wanted her to show up.

I don't hate Jessica (although Ent seems to!) but I feel kind of sorry for her too. I mean rather than going with some friends to a party she has to take her stylist and two bodyguards. She's probably lonely, y'all! (Sorry just slipping into Britney tongue then)

Unknown said...

Hooray for this not being turned into a blind item.

As for Jessica, not many people needed an even better reason to hate her but Ent just gave us one. That no-talent hick should quit qhile she is still (slightly) ahead.

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