Thursday, August 28, 2008
Some guy from Ventura County California has crashed his car into the locked gates of the Playboy Mansion twice in the past week. He was arrested and released last week, and this week fled before police got there. No one knows why he has been doing it, but I have my theories. See, this is a guy who has been a long time subscriber, and like Santa Claus he thought all the breasts he had enjoyed over the past twenty years were real. When someone told him they were fake, he went ballistic.
Or, maybe he is trying to get to Holly Madison to tell her to stop wasting her time. Another possibility is that lesbian AC/DC cover band needs a new lead singer and so he was trying to get Kendra.
A final possibility could be that he just likes to test out the bumpers on his truck and picks a new gate to crash into each week.
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15 comments:
methinks kendra is bi. i was told that she has boned a few nfl players. just because she's sporty does not mean that she is a lesbian, enty.
holly madison is a lost cause. hef is supposedly infatuaited by a young russian model, and guess what she ain't blond. lol.
or maybe it was big brie's husband?
or reason 5:
he's a dumbass.
I'll go with jax to win.
lol "that lesbian ACDC cover band" They're called Hell's Belles, EL, and don't you forget it! lol
i once dated a guy who said he loves fake breasts....
such a douchebag.
(no offense to anyone who has fake boobies, but come on)
a guy who prefers fake big breast to real big breasts? loser.
marisa - the comeback for that is, "I like a man with real balls, clearly you don't have them."
Jax for the win, and center square!
dnfrommn-
i. love. you.
Or he doesn't like breasts at all and only likes c**k. Therefore he is upset that Playgirl is going to internet only here pretty soon when it ceases publication of the magazine. Drooling all over your laptop just isn't the same as a centerfold.
Guess He Doesn't Like Fake Breasts
either that or he doesn't like an old fart getting action with those with fake breasts.
good one, molly. lol.
dnfrommn you win for best line of the day.
thanks q. southerner ;-)
Do you think he heard that Hef isn't throwing anymore "free" parties?
Some guys won't pay for sh*t.
lol califblondy...he didn't want to pay at the gate?
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