Thursday, August 28, 2008

Maybe The 25 Attendants Can Visit Him At Burger King


When American Idol Ruben Studdard got married last month, it seemed that almost all of the people at the wedding, were in the wedding. I'm too lazy to go back and check, but Ruben and his now wife spent some bucks on this wedding. The US Government probably would have liked Ruben to spend the money on something else like the $200,000 in back taxes he owes the government which dates back to 2003. At the rate that interests and penalties add up with the government that $200,000 could be a million really quickly.

The situation has got so bad that the singer has also been stiffing the local tax entities. As such, all of his properties now have liens on them from the various federal, state, and local governments. But hey, everyone at the party got their very own cake, and a personalized Clay Aiken bobblehead doll so that's nice.

I'm thinking that maybe Ruben needs to either get back out on the road and try and earn some money or get a job at Burger King or something, because the tax man does not go quietly. In fact they come in loud and noisy and will sell off all that property and the next thing you know, Ruben and the wife are living at her parent's place and Ruben is waiting in line to use the bathroom.

14 comments:

kris said...

wow...that's really sad...

Molly said...

maybe he can cell with wesley snipes.

that is sad, tho. an opportunity to improve your lot in life and you screw it up? he needs to get himself a good accountant so he can work toward paying that off. the irs would work with him on that. if he ignores it the amt will increase and he'll be behind bars.

CDAN Mod said...

all of them look a hot ass mess.

Anonymous said...

Just shows you what his priorities are.

Jenni said...

I'm a long-time reader and usually just peruse the comments (y'all are so funny and usually dead-on by the way) but I just had to comment. I actually do own a Clay Aiken bobblehead doll. A few years ago, he sang at a basketball game I went to and they were handing them out at the front gate.

Marna Palmer said...

I just can't get past the fact that Ruben Studdard has propertieS, plural.

Molly said...

mongoose, you could probably get a lot of money for it on ebay from the claymaniacs.

jax said...

nouveau riche!

Molly said...

sooneau poore!

Ayesha said...

Which one's his wife?

Seriously, that is a really tacky photo. Who the fuck poses like that?

Jungle007 said...

ayesha, you took the words right out of my mouth... which one`s his wife!! Those girls look f-ing nasty

JessieE said...

are those his moobies I see?

Jungle007 said...

hahahahahaha..... Moobies...
i didnt notice that but grrrrrross.

klawedkillerkitten said...

Dang. He went from being on top with American to this! Well, I guess not really, I don't remember any hit from this guy except that cheesy Sorry 2004 song. Him and that Taylor Hicks guy are the two worst American Idols winners ever!

Clay Aiken is Really a Woman

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