Monday, October 06, 2008

This Is Crack To Me

I actually counted the receipt and there were 24 boxes of crackers. Of the 24, there were four of these. Gone within the first two hours. If Nabisco would like to discuss some kind of arrangement where they can feed me these intravenously, then I would be happy to rename the blog to Crazy Days And Nights Brought To You By Chicken In A Biskit.


35 comments:

shelly_bean said...

*swoon* love that you bought 4 boxes!! this is my food porn!

shelly_bean said...

hee hee, now it has its own label category too!

amh.producer said...

holy shit! It's like he read the comments and decided to torture people knowing their love of the CiaB! ;-)

jax said...

we don't have these in Canuck land..:o(

PunkiMeowMeow said...

WOW! This takes me back to my childhood. Now I gonna have get me a box - FAMILY SIZE!

Anonymous said...

Oh god I fucking love those crackers. I almost got mauled by a gang of racoons for my Chicken in a Bisket once. They coulda ripped my face off just tryin' to get 'em and I swear it woulda been worth it if I'd still won out in th eend.

Must... have... now.

Melissa said...

I have never seen nor eaten these. Hmmm.

Sarah Jane said...

same here Melissa, I've never seen these.. EVER. They look very tasty though

shelly_bean said...

melissa and sarah jane: run, don't walk, to your nearest grocery store and buy a box, you won't regret it :)

BlahFrickinBlah said...

I've tried them and I can't stand them. Ugh. I threw out the box after I couldn't pawn them off on my kid. I don't get the hype.

Eeny Beeny Meeny said...

OMG, I ate so many CiaBs when I was pregnant that I cannot bear the sight or smell of them now. The thought of them is appealing, but as soon as I open the box, BLEAGH!

To make matters worse, I usually dipped them in Uncle Dan's Ranch Dressing, and now I can't stand that stuff either. (Actually, that's probably a good thing..) Prego cravings are so weird and unexplainable.

Now if you're talkin' Chili Cheese Fritos, I can eat those until my blood sodium level is off the charts and my fingers are swollen little sausages. Most addictive substance known to humankind!

lutefisk said...

I think the reason I never tried these was because they used to be made with chicken. I don't know if the recipe changed, but the idea of chicken in a cracker was too weird.

Diana said...

OMG-- These things are sinfully great. Add a little smear of cream cheese (low fat of course :-) ) and it is so very heaven.

Jax, you need to come down here and try some of these (and some other good ol' Southern cooking.)

eeny beeny - CC Fritos - addictive. I just avoid the aisle in the grocery store. Forget Cheetos - CC fingers (kind of dark orange, with the dark orange collecting in the corner of your mouth with a little bit of salty peppery burn) - THAT is worth busting a healthy diet for....

Unknown said...

The receptionist here just filled our cookie jar with something similar. Its taking every ounce of willpower to not raid the jar.

KellyLynn said...

I love Chicken in a Biskit. I've tried knockoff brands, but they just don't compare.
I'm really more of a Bugles or Combos addict when it comes to crunchy and salty, though.

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Anonymous said...

CiB is not my fave. I'm with blahfrickinblah.

And enty, after 4 boxes of those (fiber) and downing it with all that alcohol you claim to put yourself to sleep with, your ass must've been sore crappin' that brick out on Sunday.

Monalicious said...

CiaB's ROCK!!! I also lived on them during early pregnancy, but I didn't ruin myself on them. And yes, they gotta be the Nabisco brand. Generic sucks.

West End Girl said...

Dude, what are they?! I can't get to a proper internet connection til next week & the food porn is almost better than Fff :o

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Sara said...

too funny you guy!s i haven't had these since i was about 11 when my mom was all about them. I was grossed out at the time but now i see the appeal. next time i am at the grocery store...

newsgrrl said...

I can remember trying these once and not loving them. Taste buds change so if I remember next time I'm in the store, I'll pick up box.

nunaurbiz said...

Enty sweetie, did you have any boxes of Sociables in there? Those are MY addictions. I like CiaB, but I will let you eat every last one if I can eat the Sociables!!!!!

:-p

Wil said...

"Chicken in a Biskit" and "Cheez Waffies" .. my FAVORITE crack .. er um .. I mean snack foods! You open the package and that is it .. they are gonna be gone. No hope of keeping them for more than that moment of time. They are like the edible equivalent of rainbows, soap bubbles and orgasms.

Cheryl said...

I prefer Pringles. I eat the whole can and don't share with my kids.

takeme2espana said...

Ent, since high school we've done these with a little baby swiss and cheap wine. (it WAS high school) Now we can have cheap crackers (LOVE these damn things) with good swiss and great wine! seriously, they're THAT good!

selenakyle said...

Definitely food porn.

I'm pretty sure autolyzed yeast extract is high on the list--it's the ingredient they use to make anything taste like anything else.

And they are addicting as hell, but just remember to suck down as much water afterward as possible!

baer said...

The ultimate '70's cocktail cracker!

MnGddess said...

Nabisco's makes the most addictive crackers in the universe! I have never had CinB, but I love their new Ritz Toasted Chips (original). I can go through a box in one sitting....

MontanaMarriott said...

I have never had these crackers, and now thanks to Enty and the rest of you all, I am going to have to try these lol

mooshki said...

I've never heard of these either! Have to go looking for some...

Nunaurbiz, I'm with you on the Sociables. My favorite though are Ritz Bits with peanut butter. Yummy!

Anonymous said...

Heh heh where's Enty? Its ten am!

If we tracked him down he'd probably still be in a corner with an overbloated belly, belt buckle undone, puddle of drool and cracker crumbs on the floor...passed out...20 boxes of Chicken in a Biskit and a dead hooker on the other side of the room...LOL.

jax said...

nah..its only Tuesday not wednesday.
silly fish..lol.

Jack said...

you are addicted to the ton of MSG in the crack-ers

slappywhyte said...

Vegetable Thins were great too! then they nerfed em recently and they are basically bland crap

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