Thursday, April 15, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Gets Caught Lying


This is what happens when you don't go to school on a regular basis. The first thing you learn when you skip school or call in sick is not to leave your house and get spotted in a mall. You never know who will see you. If you call in sick to work it is the same thing. You are going to be forced to stay at home to enjoy your day off.

Lindsay Lohan said that she was far too busy working to attend a deposition in her carjacking case. Apparently work to Lindsay is casing Beverly Hills boutiques because that is how she spent all day after pleading work. I mean it could have been work. You know seeing if she could steal something or talk her way into something free.

Meanwhile, Dina will probably say something like Lindsay was working all day and took five minutes to visit a store so she could buy a gift for one of the orphans she sponsors.

15 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Why are we talking about this train wreck again?

RocketQueen said...

Oh, Lindsay. We all know you don't work anymore. Dumbest excuse ever.

jess said...

She still has money to shop around in Beverly Hills boutiques?? Does she have a shady business that we don't know?

canadachick said...

oh and don't forget Dina's other standard reply - "lindsay's fine" and then Michael will come out and try for a shopping intervention. Sigh.....JErry Springer we have the ultimate family for your show.

Patty said...

This popped in my head while reading this..."Ferris? Ferris?"
LOL

nancer said...

syko, you mean the lip she swears she's had nothing done to? does she think we're blind?

i fucking hate this bitch. and i hate reading items about her and her meaningless existence.

Borg Queen said...

Can you blame this girl for shirking her responsibility once again. Her mother is the queen of not taking responsibility for her inaction when it comes to taking care of both her daughters. How does she have $ to shop and pay her lawyers? She must have a shady side business (dealing drugs or selling her ass) to pay these bills. She was behind 22k in her rent last mth and the $ popped up. hmm sounds quite suspect.

Icecat said...

I wish WISH they would start punishing these twats more. God, it irritates me. They will never learn. Lindsay REALLY needs some harsh reality. Hopefully, by missing her deposition she will get some. Yeah right!! Who am I kidding?

NovaNightly said...

Hate her so much.

RocketQueen said...

@Borg Queen - there was a blind recently - widely believed to be Lindsay - intimating she is dealing drugs now, too.
We all know this is setting her up for an epic failure since, like Tony Montana, she will break rule #2: don't get high on your own supply.

surfer said...

Isn't she still on probation? Why doesn't the judge just haul her ass into court? Surely, she must hear/see what's going on with her.

I know she has a great lawyer, but after all these photos of her strolling out of clubs at 5 or 6 in the morning, falling on her face, ditching a depo to go shopping, etc., show up online, the judge surely can do something.

nancer said...

i honestly don't think judges, attorneys and even jurors give a shit in california what any of these people do. there's a separate system of 'justice' for celebrities.
look at the kid glove treatment all of them get out there. it took YEARS (and 2 trials) to put phil spector away, for christsake. PHIL SPECTOR!

i don't get california 'justice' and never have. but this is just another case of it.

Merlin D. Bear said...

I think Enty's on to something there... "casing Beverly Hills boutiques..."
Now all we have to do is watch the news for a couple of weeks to see which stores get hit or what fashion "creations" suddenly appear from the pen of that fashion maven, Blohan.
Research counts as work, doncha know.
Or she was scouting corners and seeing how tough the competition looked.

Robert said...

I'm reminded of the story a week or so ago about the supposedly clean and sober star demanding drinks at the Beverly Wilshire hotel and snorting cocaine (allegedly) while sitting right at the bar. The fact is, "stars" get away routinely with behaviour that would get most of us little people hauled away in handcuffs. The notion that justice is blind in this country is a joke.

bionic bunny! said...

don't they usually issue a warrant if you don't show up for a depo or jury duty? it involves other people's time and money, so they REALLY encourage you to be there.
hell, i'd had surgery and they still made me attend one.

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