Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Charlie Sheen Rehabs At Home


That whole Charlie Sheen going to rehab did not last long. Apparently Charlie can rehab himself at home much better than at a facility. I wonder if porn stars can perform the duties of a rehab center. In Charlie's mind they probably can. Who does rehab at home? I understand if you can afford the care that you can probable have someone come live with you and try to do the same things you do at rehab, but I thought the point was to get you out of your environment. I think Charlie checked in and realized they did not have a place for his hookers to stay so he went back home.

Yeah, this should all turn out well.

22 comments:

Merlin D. Bear said...

Well, his odds in the Celebrity Death Pool just dropped to even money.

delilah said...

of course he can do better at home, that's where the coke n' whores are!
you guys are all turds for thinking "traditional" rehab was the right thing.

Unknown said...

That's the most rediculous thing I've ever heard. I feel bad for the production crew on his show. They all need to start looking for new employment.

sunnyside1213 said...

Who does he think he is kidding?

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

His hernia, however, is still in an inpatient facility.

It's me said...

He is such a joke. Wouldn't his contract have some type of morality clause? How sad, the cast & crew have to depend on such loser who really doesn't care.

If he was serious, he wouldn't be living in his house and calling it rehab. He is in such denial.

MISCH said...

Unbelievable

Danielle said...

@Rose I heard on CNN that he does not have a morality clause in his contract for two and a half men. That's why all of his shenanigans have gone unpunished. That and everytime time he does something newsworthy the ratings soar. Which doesn't bode well for successful treatment.

nancer said...

this is such bullshit. part of the rehab process is a GROUP process---it's important. in fact, it's vital.

but hey, when you're charlie sheen, you do whatever the fuck you want.

Barton Fink said...

Let's all do a pinky-pledge not to talk about Sheen until he's dead.

Maja With a J said...

What do you mean I can't bring cocaine? Screw this, I'm going HOME!

RocketQueen said...

Yes. This will work.

timebob said...

so he gets a 3 month vacation on coke island and 200 people working on 2.5 men get to worry about how to pay their rents for 3 months.

Nice one Charlie.

mooshki said...

Even if there were a morality clause, there's no way they'd kill their cash cow.

audrey said...

Well this is going to work well isn't it?

B626 said...
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B626 said...

I thought he never went to rehab AT ALL-it was just his publicist fantasizing out loud to the media.

The show's over in my book.

Smoking cocaine, freebasing,is it?
No happy ending there.
He may as well be shooting up Propofol.

Char said...

At this point I think you'd win more money if you bet against him dying this year and somehow he makes it.

Why isn't he locked up? Last time I checked, suitcases full of cocaine are illegal. Jail is the only thing that could clean him out now.

Melody the First said...

His father stated outright that "Charlie is definitely not rehabbing at home."

Martin and Janet are trying to become conservators for him, which should show how far gone Charlie is.

nancer said...

charlie's home rehab:

charlie: 'i'm gonna call my dealer and the girls.'

sober coach: 'charlie, don't.'

charlie: 'fuck YOU. i'm calling 'em.'

THAT'S his rehab.

c17 said...

As far as I can see, all he needs is a hernia removal. Let him do what he wants as long as he can keep a proper home/work life.

That goes for EVERYONE, Lilo included. Except that she can't, 'cause she's unprofessional & doesn't show up.

Gina Smith said...

so he gets a 3 month vacation on coke island and 200 people working on 2.5 men get to worry about how to pay their rents for 3 months.

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