Lindsay Lohan The Jewel Thief
A night after coming home in what looked like a drunken state, police have announced they asked for a warrant to search Lindsay Lohan's house because she is suspected of stealing some high end jewelry. Oh Lindsay. Always attracted to the baubles. She gets accused of stealing jewels more than anyone I have ever seen except for maybe that Pink Panther guy. "I would like a haaaambuurger." Anyway, the items in question exceed $5,000 so if that is the case she could be charged with a felony. I am really interested to see if she passes a random alcohol test. If I were the probation department I would just read the tabloids and if Lindsay went out, I would just show up as soon as she got in.
Lindsay, because she is the daughter of Dina and not the brightest tool in the shed has been photographed wearing the item. I'm sure Dina will just say it is a misunderstanding.
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Apparently the jewels have already been returned by an assistant. A simple "accident", I'm sure, that she walked out wearing them. She is seriously not right in the head to think she can get away with this shit.
It's just never her fault.......
This trick. Again-she just needs to have Shaggy's "Wasn't me" playing on a loop everytime she walks into a place. That's song is this tricks anthem.
She needs to go away. Forever.
Wait. The police came home drunk? That's how the lede reads...
Well, TMZ is saying the probabtion dept. has been notified over this, so that's...something.
But she is doing the "it was a misunderstanding" thing and saying it was loaned to her and her stylist forgot to return.
Err - isn't SHE on camera leaving the store with it?! Why would the store report it stolen if they had loaned it to her?!
Oh that Linds, she's so unlucky!! It's not her fault that things like this just keep happening over and over and over... What's a gal to do?
She "walks off" with way too much stuff. Whether from friends or stores-it doesn't matter. Her bloated sense of entitlement is disgusting. Agree with chicken, she needs to go away forever.
I call bullshit.
Whatever. SOOOOO over her. She had it all...and lost it all. What a fool. She used to be so pretty too. Now...she looks so trashy.
She really never pays for anything, financially or through the justice system.
but but she is a designer...it was a gift......why are they setting her up also!!!
@Moosefan - Nice! :)
Someone planted the jewelry on her y'all. It's not her fault!
WHO IS STILL LETTING THIS IDIOT BORROW JEWELRY??
At this point, I wouldn't let Lindsey borrow from my Claire's Boutique collection.
Well, except for the two brothers...so far they sound normal and decent. And the older bro is kinda hot (no, I do NOT think he looks like the dad!!!)
TMZ is saying that the DA gets the cast today ad charges are likely...
Hope so.
The scales of justice need to tip her into jail.
She must be a Kleptomaniac, how else can you explain the sheer stupidity os such crap?
Wow, and she looks like she is not aging well. Its good to see her as a redhead again but this picture I can clearly see that she is begining to look like Mommy Dearest Dina.
the police had a warrant so her 'friend' turned over the stolen item before they found it themselves. there will be no innocent explanation for this. she has a history of sticky fingers.
when i saw a picture of her leaving the chateau marmont at 3 am the other day i figured, 'here we go again.' she's the same piece of shit she's always been.
Too bad they couldn't rehab the stupid out of her.
What a waste of time, resources, well everything really-she just needs to go to jail and face the consequences of her actions. Sad and pathetic.
People need to stop helping her.
I wonder what will happen to her if she lives - will she be a paid escort for a week in the Mediterranean like Tara? Or will she be hanging around on Sunset?
LOL, Diva. Enty and grammar only have a passing acquaintance.
Anything and everything to get her name out there. It is the kiss of death to be forgotten even for one second in Hollywood. And let the lame excuses being in 5...4...
I believe Lindsay to be capable of just about anything. Much like her parents.
Honestly jail time won't happen.
She's permanently in her own little fantasy world where she's THE star, we're all desperately worshipping her, and everything she wants is free, she just has to take it.
Kids, take a lesson... drugs and alcohol are bad, m'kay - but especially when they're compounded by two Mama Rose style parents who couldn't give two shits about their daughter except when their paychecks stop coming.
And then it's all "it's a misunderstanding, my daughter's a superstar, she'd never do (fill in the felony)"
Denial, thy true name is Lohan.
Middle-aged Diva, that's exactly how I read it: "...police came home in a drunken state..."
I weep for the death of correct grammar, spelling and punctuation - which occurred over 20 years ago here in the U.S.A.
/bitchfest, promise
Lindsay, Lindsay. Wake the F up! You're not working, but people still know your face! She has this odd combo of overconfidence mixed with a depressive idea of being invisible. She'll go the way of Brittany Murphy - who I actually felt bad about :\ whereas with Lohan I'll just shrug and go on with my day.
Ellebee: "Too bad they couldn't rehab the stupid out of her."
Pure gold. ROFLMFAO!
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