It Was A Shotgun Wedding
Two months ago when Track (who the heck names these kids) Palin got married on about 24 hours notice with no one there but parents, I said I bet she is pregnant. There is no way they would have a ceremony that quick and then have a reception almost a year later unless there was going to be a baby in between. Well, no one has said anything because Sarah Palin is probably ticked that none of her kids practice safe sex or follow her code about having sex before marriage, but these sure do look like baby shower photos and Track's wife sure does look pregnant.
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She's a cute girl. Wonder what they'll name their kid. Trap? Trail? Trim?
What code? More like a family traition. Track was born 8 months after Palin was married...
Lol. We all called this :)
Seriously, this family needs to STFU now about abstinence before marriage.
It's been confirmed, baby on the way.
I vote for Trouble.
I knew it when I saw the photo two months ago. That abstinence thing is really working out well for this family. Dumb Ass Hypocritical Bitch. I wonder how many other teens have gotten pregnant because they won't teach their own white trash family what birth control is! Grr....
The long time rumor is that Todd and Sarah ended up married because of Track. So no one in that family practices what she preaches, including her.
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=5483881282&topic=5154
We all try teaching our kids values, but that doesn't necessarily mean they will follow our advise. That said, at least Track did the right thing in marrying her and taking responsibility for their child. Much more than I can say for that loser Levi. I hope they are very happy together.
Marriage date of Sarah Palin: 8/29/88
Birth date of Track Pain: 4/20/89
Flap? Tarp? Trip? Brillo? Striper? Flapper? Spunk? Just throwing some baby name ideas out there...anyone?
Trap?
That is so funny, Lizzie -
My first marriage date: 08/29/1989
Birth date of daughter: 04/03/1990
I was so sick with morning sickness at my wedding, and I had known I was pregnant for 6 weeks.
Yes, Trap, for obvious reasons.
Travis Roderick.
Travis Rod for short.
Lol Mikey, I love Trouble.
Ice Angel, getting married because isn't always the right thing to do. A man will take care of his child whether he is married or not. The worst thing you can do is get married just because you're pregnant. That isn't going to be a happy marriage or one that will necessarily last.
I read somewhere that's how Sarah got married and her mother, its a family tradition.
So don't ask me Hank why do you drink?
With that bedroom its only time before she appears on Hoarders!
In that second pic. she looked like Goop!
And second everyone who thinks this family needs to stop preaching abstinence before marriage. It is pretty obvious they have all failed at it, better to just accept it and stop judging.
Tadpole Polliwog Palin
You called it, Enty.
Didn't they get married like on a Tuesday? With the bride and everyone else in jeans and hoodies? I thin we ALL predicted a shotgun wedding at the time.
I'm just trying to figure out where this photo was taken. That's a single bed she's sitting on. Surely she & Track aren't using a single as a marital bed? Guess that's one way to keep warm on those cold Alaskan nights!
Enty- between this and Jlo and Marc splitting you must be sporting a HUGE shit eating grin on your face! (and well deserved btw)
I vote Trick as the name.
It'll fit in well with several select parts of that family.
Or they could name it Bear, or Moose, or Deer, or Fox, you know, be ironically shitty and do what we do here in the suburbs: eradicate something and then name the street after it. We have a place that used to have owl nest everywhere and it was torn down for track homes and the street is now called..wait for it...Owl Nest Drive.
Gotta love American asshole irony.
And the Palins should embrace that aspect we have here. I mean, dont they just LOVE everything about good ole America?
eye roll
*Oops, meant to insinuate that since the Palins LOVEEE killing wild animals that they could make an homage to those animals by naming the kid something along those lines.
Name the baby Stumble.
Wow - I thought Enty had used pix of Gwyneth Paltrow (another shotgun bride ... how's that marriage working out for you, Goopie?). Seriously.
And Kneepads has confirmed it:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20511619,00.html
Good call, Enty!
I think she is in the baby's room. You can see part of the crib on the left side of the picture. And those are all presents, not "hoarder stuff" That looks like a shower picture. I'll give her a pass on the room.
I hope its a girl and they name it Twit.
Target Practice FTW!
Bwahahahaha! There's even Huggies in the picture. Enty always knows....
I say name the baby after Sarah. Call the baby Twit Palin.
or name it Tex. As in latex what Daddy should have been wearing.
Sorry Brenda, I didn't read those above me until after I posted.
Ugh I can't believe I'm going to pimp for the Palins, but...some evangelicals believe that you're married from the minute you witness your bond to Jesus. If He blesses you with a baby before the temporal ceremony, that's a sign of His love.
It's still Mama Bear pimping out Bristol as a symbol of the morality of abstinence that's the crime. The rest of their sexual mores (that we know) aren't really hypocritical.
To me, this isn't a values thing, it's a shame thing. Why rush to get married unless you thought it was wrong to have a child out of marriage? People screw. Babies happen. An unplanned baby followed by an unplanned marriage is usually not a great plan.
redoubt comes to mind,
@Jasmine: They also name shopping malls after what they've destroyed to build it, like the Pheasant Run mall or the Deer Trail Mall.
@ardleigh: They could head to SoCal and call him L. A. Tex!
I think they should name it Oops. Works for a girl or a boy.
@Robert. Good point!
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