Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Random Photos Part Two

So, it looks like The Hoff's new girlfriend quit her factory job to spend more time getting her hair blown up to Texas size proportions. Is that a leather shirt on The Hoff? Anyway, now his girlfriend spends her
time on set, but things are not as perfect as they seem.
She has to tongue straight Jack Daniels several times each day.
Speaking of old dudes kissing younger women. Rod gets a kiss from Penny and
then she tells him what he is going to eat.
Justin Bieber crashed the wedding of some adults who were playing his music at their reception. Later they played "Friday" repeatedly in hopes another teen would stop by and take away their adult card.
Not your best choice in apparel, Miss Simpson. What do you do for a living now? Oh yeah, sell clothes. Oh, wait and judge fashion on a new show. Oh, please let her be my mentor.
Matthew Perry and Martin Sheen at a conference about drug courts. Have to say that Matthew has looked better.
Nick and Vanessa wedding photo. Now you don't have to watch the show on TLC.

24 comments:

Patty said...

Does Jessica have any mirrors in her house so she can check herself before leaving? Wow. Just, wow.

Texshan said...

Ewww, I HATE that starfarker Vanessa. She is such a waste of space, and it kills me that she is replacing Jill on Wipeout. I bet she flames out quickly -- she doesn't have the personality or sense of humor to make it on that show.
Hoff's gf is really brittle looking, and I don't mean (just) her hair.
I like how Penny isn't down to a size 0. Hooray for normal post-baby bodies!
If that fetus Bieber showed up at my reception, I would be so pissed. I specifically said no children under 12!!!

Anonymous said...

Vanessa is going to be on WIPEOUT? Oh, HELL NO! I haven't watched it this season, but it's such a hilarious show and Vanessa is going to ruin it!

Excuse me. I'm going to sit in a the corner and cry.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Both the Hoff's woman and Rod Stewart look e-x-h-a-u-s-t-e-d, but in very different ways.

Cathy said...

I know that there are new Jessica Simpson pregnancy rumors every day, but she really looks it in that photo... maybe that explains the vest, scarf and oversized bag?

Texshan said...

Yeah, Layna. She is. Can you think of a worse replacement?!
BTW, the Hoff's gf WISHES her hair was Texas-sized. That looks distinctly Alabama-sized. Everyone knows that to get Texas hair, you tease from the crown!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

When exactly did The Hoff and Pamela Anderson start dating?

Cool mini West Wing reunion with Martin and Matthew. Nothing wrong with that. Maybe Aaron Sorkin will give Matt a part in his new show.

BigMama said...

Hoff - ewwwwwww

I bet Rod strolls around the house in a speedo singing "do you think I'm sexy" when no one is home

I love Matthew Perry, just can't help myself

As predicted LemonJello wore the most basic "I am a pretty princess" wedding dress from the front page of Bride magazine

Maja With a J said...

You would think Nick Lachey would have learned from his previous televised marriage, but no...once a famewhore, always a famewhore.

Linnea said...

I know I might be the only one, but I love those big hairs. I wish I could do it myself.

And Cathy - that was my first thought too, but she might just be a normal sized girl and we are so used to seeing size 0 girls it sticks out!

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Jessica looks like somebody addicted to narcotics

MISCH said...

Jessica's been on a diet and working with a really good trainer for months now and has gotten fatter....

parissucksliterally said...

Once again, I will never understand how anyone buys Jessica Simpson's stuff. She makes herself look fat in 90% of what she wears.....it's as confusing as why anyone would want to smell like Britney.

Vanessa sucks. I have always detested her.

Mango said...

Wow, Hoff's girlfriend is one rough looking trick.

RocketQueen said...

I've been sitting here trying to pick between Michael Lohan + mesh shirt and David Hasselhoff + open leather shirt. I just....can't.

Snakeoiler said...

Maybe she's trying to look pregnant to shame him into signing that pre-nup and making her an honest woman. She doesn't understand: he went to Yale. I was married to someone who went to Yale. They have no shame. I think there's a class on it.

Anonymous said...

LOL@Texshan

Wow Jessica really looks huge in that picture.

messystation said...

I was in a serious relationship with someone who went to Yale and I will co-sign that.

Unknown said...

What are/is 'drug courts' ? (as in the Sheen/Perry photo)

Thanks

Unknown said...

Oh and... Rod Stewart looks bored out of his mind in both those photos. Not to mention his closed lip peck and Penny's open mouth swoop.. yikes!

Squeezebox said...

Yoiks...Penny had that baby five months ago and she's still carrying all that weight? No wonder Rod's uninterested. He's not one for big girls. For that matter, he's not one for old girls. Then again, maybe nowadays all he wants is someone to tuck him in for a nap. Penny said they needed help to conceive this latest baby, which may've been a hint.

3culprits said...

@Unknown...drug courts provide an opportunity for non-violent drug offenders to obtain drug treatment and other mental health/job training/parenting, etc. services. If they successfully complete their treatment plans, their conviction is erased/reduced.

Unknown said...

Ah, thank you 3culprits.

nunaurbiz said...

LMAO, Enty, on the first few captions!

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