Don't Talk To The Goopster
Everyday, Gwyneth Paltrow would love to have press talking about her site and making sure she gets lots of visitors to the site. Some people would even consider her a member of the press because she writes "news." You know, like eating once every two weeks is a great weight loss program or spending $2500 a week on baby clothes is the only way to be a good mom. But, unless you are spreading her news about her stuff she wants no part of you and when she was at a party this week in Los Angeles, the press were told that the only way they would be invited is if the agreed to not talk to the Goopster. Don't even make eye contact with her. Oh, and if you are chewing gum, run for it because she gains weight just by smelling gum.
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She genuinely amuses me. LOL
Yes, she's the daughter of famous people. Yes, she grew up in NYC. Yes, she herself is an actress married to a "rock star". Still, where the hell does her enormous sense of entitlement come from? This broad is whack.
Sorry if any of you are Coldplay fans, but I needed the quotation marks. I just don't dig that guy whatsoever.
Were they told not to make eye contact or are you being sarcastic? Because if not, all she did was say she didn't want to talk to the press. So? She's not shilling a movie or anything so what would she have to talk about.
@ Nola, I don't hate Coldplay but he bugs me too.
She's an idiot..
The walking definition of Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
All you haters are jealous because you don't have a music room designed by William Joel and you don't even know where to buy imported organic 50,000 thread count sheets designed by old world artisans discovered by her good friend Stella McCartney.
^Cheryl nailed it :)
Sigh, I do like her but then she says shit like "William Joel" and I shake my head.
She is one hundred different kinds of clueless.
lol, William Joel indeed
When, where & why do people become so enamored with themselves?! I seriously doubt her parents, Bruce & Blythe, we're ever prima donas. Where does she dig this shit up?!
Poor Chris Martin......
omg did she REALLY call Billy Joel WILLIAM Joel!? REALLY?
This is as bad as saying William Idol or THOMAS Lee.
Would she call Kid Rock
Children Rock?
My only private amusement about this chick is it must SUCK so hard to be on cleanses and off food for 3/4s of the year. hahaha. NO ONE, no matter how much you train your brain, would enjoy being on a liquid diet for that much. Well, unless the liquid in question is alcohol and the person's last name ends in Gibson and/or Hasselhoff ;O
*Make that Child Rock, seems to fit better (if Im channeling the mind of Goop)
Was she the only person at the party? Couldn't she have avoided the press herself? Don't make eye contact - just look at her skin'n'bones instead.
btw, loving the comments.
This calls for a WAHO (World All Her Own) Alert!
more like BYOB (Bring Your Own Bitchiness)
I am trying to think of 1 nice thing to say about her. I am still thinking...
This is kind of a win/win. No one had to talk to her and I don't have to read any quotes from her. Good day for me!
She's a pretentious, humorless twat who's a product of her many colon cleanses.
I love that she said William Joel - she's so entertaining. I can't stop laughing about it.
Her mother us such a lovely, down to earth person that I dont know where she got such a pain-in-the ass kid.
I dint care much for Chris Martin until I saw him on Colbert. He was actually quite funny, sweet and had good sense of humor about himself.
I hate the word C*** but it fits her like a glove.
When you consider that a lot of celebs are just like her but have PR trainers who teach them how to pretend they're not, imagine how horrid people like Shelly Long, Debra Winger and Megan Fox must be if people refuse to work with them.
@Cheryl: That was OUTSTANDING.
Anotheramy, you are so right on. There are scads of people in show biz whom others refuse to work with regardless of how much money is offered. Sometimes those people's careers just sink under the weight of their own egos or pretentiousness. I am also thinking of Ashley Judd here. She is supposed to be an outrageous bitch too.
I'm trying to think here ... what if i could only slap one actress? Would it be Gwyneth Paltrow or Kristin Stewart? OMG it's like Sophie's Choice!
Am I the only one who thinks Gwennie can't act? regardless of the Oscar, everything I see her in I can see "her" coming through the character -- and not the bitchy Goop, i see the actor who is deciding how to read the line and thinking about what her facial reaction should be to the other person's line.
I also count Ashley Judd and Laura Dern in this category, too, though Laura Dern also irritates me because her definition of acting seems to involve breathing really loudly and quickly regardless of whether or not she's supposed to be angry or scared.
She reminds me of January Jones/Betty Draper. Like if for some reason JJ couldn't make it on set to play Betty, Gwenyth could fill in for her. I don't know what it is.
what reese said....
Can't stand Coldplay - if I wanted more high-pitched, self-involved whinging in my life, I'd spend more time with my kids.
The Goopster is just another skinny, blond, raggedy looking 'actress' that no one really takes seriously, nor will remember in 20 years.
chopchop - make it the Goopster. KStew isn't any great actress, but she doesn't pretend to be. She doesn't pretend to be important.
It's like KStew is just doing her job down at the mall, working at the pizza place and just trying to get to the end of the day so she can go home, grope her SO and get stoned. Just like any other teenager.
The Goopster actually thinks she's 'important'.
At least KStew doesn't have any such pretensions.
I don't get it. How Blythe Danner could have raised such a daughter I will never know. Blythe seems like a genuinely warm, funny and decent person. And back in the day she was so much prettier than Gwynneth could ever believe herself to be with that gawky jawline and stingy blonde hair.
Gwynneth can put on all the airs she likes, but she will never be the class act her mother is.
Peeps - she not only calls Billy Joel "William Joel," she also calls Lenny Kravitz "Leonard Kravtiz." HE even laughed at her and said in an interview, "that's the only time I've heard anyone call me that." She's a pretentious twat. And, yes, her mother is lovely and warm and down-to-Earth. My best friend's younger sister was best friends w/ "Gwynnie." Maybe that's why she refuses nicknames?! BC "Gwynnie" was pretty damn awful. And, she grew up in Santa Monica, not NY. She didn't go out to NY till HS, and she always came back to SM. She's not quite the New Yorker she pretends to be, though I'm happy anyone adopts NY - I love NY, too. But, be honest. She's a SaMo girl, pretending to be society, and we didn't have that sh*t here. Still, she is very pretty, and she's tall and has great hair, though I wish to God she'd stop bleaching and straightening the hell out of it - it's so much prettier natural. I don't think she's too skinny any more, either. Only when she broke up w/ Brad ...
Maybe it's because I don't read GOOP, but she really doesn't bother me.
She makes me laugh. So entertaining, and so shallow. I think she thinks she has depth, but her pretention to show she has depth, makes her appear even more shallow. I don't think she's pretty anymore, like when she was younger, and her hair looks so unhealthy and broken, but overall...I like her and like listening to her talk, because the stupid things that come out of her mouth are hysterical.
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