Monday, July 30, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.


Megan Fox continues to stay pretty quiet about the whole pregnancy thing. Does she ever smile? This was right after eating some Japanese food.
Michelle Williams and Jason Segel are not engaged, but it's getting close.
No Doubt after their Central Park performance.
Can you tell the paps had nothing to do this week? Natalie Portman was swarmed at LAX.
Paris Hilton & Nicky Hilton about to board a yacht. Oh, how I wish Gilligan's really existed.
Rihanna looks really happy. Must have just refilled her flask.
Sophia Bush swears that she just didn't walk under that ladder behind her.
Tom Cruise in Malibu. 32 days since split. One Suri visit.
Tara Reid discovers what we all know. Bottomless mimosas can be dangerous.

95 comments:

EmEyeKay said...

But wait! Megan's photographed alone!

There are so many things wrong with the Tara photo. I wouldn't trade places with her, really.

I would trade places with Natalie Portman. She's so beautiful, and talented.

cinephreak said...

Sophia Bush! Whats she been up to these days?
Paris met up wit Chris Brown, seen it on instagram. Ew :x Wonder if Rih came thru
Tara's legs look bad! She's just looking grizzly in general

cheesegrater15 said...

Wow, Sophia Bush, Parisite Hilton, and Natalie Portman. Must be a REALLY slow news day.

smash said...

It's a sad state of affairs when even the look on Jedwards face is like "oohh shit this gurls a mess"

cheesegrater15 said...

And why the hell is Squidward hanging out with Tara Reid all of a sudden?

luckylass said...

Well, I guess you all were right about the blind. Aye, Tara (and Mischa) are the definition of skinny-fat. Portman reminds me of my 1989 fashion (skinny pants and Keds).

smash said...

And Can I say. I hate to say it. Tom Cruise is hot!

I know I know. I am trying to resist. I know he is horrible. Scioncult is horrible.

But damn is he handsome.

auntliddy said...

Mb japanese food not sitting well........

Amber said...

Looks like it was actually Tara Reid who was behind the Scooby Doo Mudman! ZOINKS!

Anonymous said...

I used to love No Doubt but their new single that's out has made me realize how grating her voice actually is. Can't even remember her name right now, probably too traumatized and so blocked it from my memory banks permanently.

Glitter said...

Tara Reid is a HOT MESS!

Popcorn Sutton said...

I love Natalie Portman's hair in that picture. My hair is naturally wavy, but it's more of a frizz wave than anything nice like that.

I would be drunk all of the time too if my thigh looked like that. What the hell is going on there?

Frufra said...

I hear ya, smash. I feel your pain, girl. It's that haircut. It has magical powers.

cheesegrater15 said...

Diana, I couldn't agree more. Everything after the first album sucked ass.

Pink's new song gets on my last damn nerve. Whoever told her she can hit high notes should be horsewhipped.

OneGirlRevolution said...

Maybe Megan's trying to be an enigma...like Posh.

What's up w/Natalie's hair lately? It's been looking like a limp, blah mess.

lolaluvs2snack said...

Tara's legs are terrible, her health has got to be shot. Does she need a liver yet?? She has been rode hard and definitely put away wet...

strawberrygirl said...

Everyone should put a picture of Natalie's baby right next to a picture of Darren Afronsky's son with Rachel Weisz. They look could be twins.

Frufra said...

Between Tara and Brooke M., it's like a sad contest to see who will drop first. Pathetic. At least Tara doesn't have two kids.

RenoBlondee said...

Damn, Tom is aging insanely well. He looks 20 years younger then he is. Huh.
Natalie grates on my nerves.
Poor Tara. What a mess.

crazy/beautiful said...

Not that Tara Reid ever looks amazing, but she has looked like shit these last two days. I believe the term is "rode hard and put away wet". And did she have liposuction on her legs or something? Why do they look so... textured?
I am no glamazon over here, but I would never be caught in public (let alone on camera) looking like the disheveled mess that is Tara Reid

msgirl said...

But look at those paps pressing against Nat, that's horrible!

Tara's legs look like that because she never moves except from one drink to another. Starved and muscle atrophy.

rhinovodka said...

Maybe it's terrible, but I was wondering why Natalie was carrying her dog and where her baby was?

Astrid said...

I love Michelle's sandals. Her widow Ledger act during her Oscar campaign got on my last nerve, but I've been liking her again since she got with Jason Seigel. She seems genuinely happy.And not so annoying anymore.

car54 said...

Oh, Enty did you see that Oprah's next big interview is Rhianna?

nova said...

Tara looks like she's dying.

Already have one said...

Her hubby is carring him. You can see pics on Celebitchy.

Pookie said...

i love the pop of yellow in sophia's cambridge satchel. *oglescolor*

i'm so sad tara can't seem to pull herself out of her slump (and stupor).

Jasmine said...

HOW does a woman who's only in her mid 30s have legs that look SO old and grisly like that?!

No seriously, how. Do we have a leg doctor in the house. Cause bitch is on code red stat if I've ever seen someone so in need.

I know it's practically taboo at this point because Tom is so grossly $cientology BUTTTT I cant help but retain my girlish crush on him. He is just SO goodlooking. And boy has swagger. And he's my dad's age- holy fuckballs.

I'll be happy if/when Jason and Michelle get engaged. They're awesome together.

Megan Fox and crazy BAG are gonna have a feckin' gorgeous kid. A kid who probably will have a Megan pout and scowl and a BAG crazy look to him but a gorgeous kid nonetheless.

selenakyle said...

Tara's legs are just bad. Shit, my 76-yo MOTHER'S legs look better than that.

Really pathetic.

Princess Grace you AIN'T...and never will be.

Already have one said...

Carrying* stupid phone.

Jasmine said...

^Also Pookie, I'll arm wrestle you for that satchel girl!

That shade of yellow is awesommeeeee.

Pookie said...

GAME ON, jazzy! *muah*

Barton Fink said...

Got to hand it to Tara, she's the one I'm least worried about in that photo.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Wouldn't Natalie be swarmed regularly? A list Oscar winning box office earning actress? Ah, Maybe I'm just being nit-picky.

AKM said...

The hat, the legs, the bloated face...Tara looks like someone's grandmother. Seriously. Does the woman have NO one in her life who loves her enough to do an intervention?! Horrifying.

Agent**It said...

@nova, yes , I had same (sad) reaction.

a non a miss said...

I agree with the above comment about Natalies son looking very similar to Darren Afronskys son! I recall reading some blinds about how the kid was not her dancer hubs but instead the directors. And then seeing her son with RED hair, it sealed the deal.

seaward said...

I fucking love Jason Segel. I like Michelle Williams. I think a marriage between the two would be quite cute.

How long have Tara Reid and Jedward been together now? I have seen far too many pictures of the three of them.

MadLyb said...

Did some billionaire rent Tara AND Jedward? It's just weird that she's been photographed with them a lot in the past few days...

Brenda L said...

God Tara, get some help.

Is she banging jedward????

califblondy said...

I hope somebody ties Tara to a pole, door knob, or ice chest, when she gets on a yacht because one of these days she's going overboard and that'll be the end of her.

crila16 said...

Tara is such a mess. She looks horrible. Her legs look like the legs of an 80 yr old. Gross. It's all the alcohol and drugs.

Frufra said...

@smash and Jasmine - we need to start a secret society to unify us in our shameful Tom-love. Any ideas for a catchy name?

I'll just add that I can see how Katie got sucked in :-(.

hunter said...

Tom DOES look good, not gonna lie. As for Tara, I think "textured" will be my new favorite word for describing skin like that. Such a shame.

Tigercat said...

Weren't Tara and Jedward on the English version of Big Brother a few seasons back? I think that's how they know each other.

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

I'm w the Natalie has Darren aronofsky's kid train. Umm the pic of her and her hubby walking w their baby made me google "who's Natalie portmans real baby daddy" and I found those pics of his kid w Rachel. Almost identical.

Plus the whole fact of her being one of the most proud about her heritage Jewish women out there in Hollywood...the whole marrying and mating with a gentile thing should have set off my red flags immediately.

dia papaya said...

I feel really bad for Tara. She looks horrible. Looks like Jedward is taking care of her. Intervention by Jedward?

lazyday603 said...

The guy to the right of Tara reminds me of a classic David Letterman moment. Years ago Don King was on the old NBC Letterman show & Dave's first question to him was "So Don, what's the deal with the hair?". King's jaw hit the floor. He had been in the public eye 20 years before somebody brought up that his hair standing straight up in the air was an unusual choice.

lazyday603 said...

I saw Sophia Bush in a really cute newish British film called Chalet Girl. It's basically Blue Crush set in the Swiss Alps. If you have Netflix, check it out.

Brenda L said...

a Jedwardvention

seaward said...

Tigercat - Yes, and it was ~celebrity~ big brother. I watched the first 2 episodes of it and couldn't take anymore, the live audience was just too damn obnoxious.

It was pretty funny watching Tara, the only American, not understand a word anyone said bc their accents were so strong.

parissucksliterally said...

Tara's legs look like they belong on Cloris Leachman.

Jessie said...

It's super sweet how much Jedward care for Tara Reid. And random. Like a D List version of the Michael Jackson/Liz Taylor friendship

Selock said...

I'm not normally a very sympathetic person towards people who bring things upon themselves, but Tara Reid's decline is awfully sad...

Selock said...

What is "skinny-fat"? Just, like, way out of shape? Because yes, skinny people can be waaaaay out of shape, especially in the drinking years! BTDT.

xoApril said...

When will Gwen stefani ever grow up?

Ingrid Superstar said...

Frufra - You guys can call yourselves the Tommy Girls. ;)

Mutableblue said...

meh to Tom Cruise, never been a fan. However, my x hasn't seen or spoken to our daughter since Feb 2011 and he lives locally...she's been in cancer treatment since April 2010 (finishes in 13 days!!!!) so until TC gets to that point my x is the bigger douche of a father. :D

and I am sure fellow readers have many more stories of parents of bigger douche proportions than him, he's just is under public scrutiny.

dia papaya said...

@Steph - Hope your daughter is OK. Glad she's almost done. What a relief for you! Congrats to you for being such an amazing mom! That's gotta be a challenge to do on your own. Big Hug!

Frufra said...

@Steph - I agree - there are worst dads out there; I've known a few who seriously needed their dad privileges revoked becaus they didn't deserve them.

Much love to you and your daughter. I hope y'all will have a big party when treatment's done!

Frufra said...

@Ingrid - love it!

smash said...

Hehehe. Totally!

He is so devilishly handsome. And the way he spoiled her at first she must have felt like a princess. A double edge sword.

As for name of the club. Tiny Tom Tooters is all I could think of. Haha.

smash said...

Ahahahaha. I replied to frufra before I saw this^^ genius!

Rose said...

Tom Cruise may be a complete nut job, but he is sure handsome. He is aging very well.

msgirl said...

Um Tom looks great because he had plastic surgery last year, doncha y'all remember? He's never really done it for me.

NaughtyNurse said...

Can somebody please explain to me who those ridiculous douches are who have been dragging Tara around drunk for the past week?

Ella Bee said...

@NaughtyNurse: They are a poptard duo http://www.planetjedward.net/

Ugh.

dia papaya said...

I want to hate The Jedward, but they are growing on me like a fungus.

Look how sweet they are. Spiky Haired Jedward is carrying her bag and Glasses Jedward is holding her hand. @Jessie - D List intervention, fo sho.

I'm being totally serious and it's freaking me out.

Sunny said...

Does anyone else think that Paris looks completely awkward? I don't know how to articulate it, but while Nicki looks completely appropriate, there's Paris in that obnoxious outfit with a huge black leather handbag and matronly flats. It's like she doesn't know how to throw on a pair of flip-flops and shorts in a casual daytime situation. It's bugging me more today than usual

djphob said...

Tom doesn't do it for me now but when he was in his 20s... Rawr.

NaughtyNurse said...

Oh, damn, Ella! Thanks for the info, but now I want to gouge out my eardrums and eyes after making the mistake of watching the first few seconds of their video!

Frufra said...

Ok, one more Tom comment: while in my Fantasy World, he's a hottie,I think he would seriously not cut it IRL because I don't think he's very smart, and dumb is a deal-breaker for me.

He would have to just look pretty and not talk; that works until the magic wears off :-).

Frufra said...

And, of course, in my Fantasy World he's not batshit cray cray, either. Or a high-ranking member of a cult. Sigh. The real world sux.

pugstermom said...

Good plastic surgery. He can afford it.

hairydawg said...

Tom's plastic surgeon is amazing!

pugstermom said...

Prayers for your daughter's recovery. And yes, your ex is a douche.

pugstermom said...

A few years back Tara guest starred on Scrubs and she gave a lovely and sweetly vulnerable performance. Her current situation is beyond sad. I hope she finds her way out of it.

it took forever said...

Smashbash your sight is as good as mine, Tom does look yummy, @Frufa please let me join that secret club

pugstermom said...

Totally agree!

MadLyb said...

Tom Cruise never did it for me, but to my horror, he started looking attractive about 5 months ago. I'm so ashamed...

Agent**It said...

@Frufra, I hear he NEVER shuts up!

Steppy said...

Tom Cruise looks great.

Frufra said...

Ok, Agent, are you serious, or am I just not getting the joke? Help me out, friend. I'm tired :-).

Frufra said...

All are welcome in our secret shame club, Tommy's Girls. Please leave reality at the door when entering.

Jasmine said...

I love you Frufra.

And I gladly accept my membership into the Tommy's Girls club.

Me-OW.

Do we all have to take off our heels and don flats and stoop a little upon entering the clubhouse?

Ya know, in honor of all the women in Tom's life that have gone before us ;-)

parissucksliterally said...

Sunny, Paris is a fucking asshole. :)

Lindsay Lohan should take a good look at Tara, because IF she lives another 10 years, THAT is what she will become.

Frufra said...

@Jasmine - you're in. But we wear whatever we want, because in our Fantasy World, Tom likes us tall :-).

lolaluvs2snack said...

@Frufra and Jasmine
I want in too do I have to wear flats and stoop? I'm only 5"3...

Kewi said...

@Paris lol I think they are relatively close in age unfortunately Tara looks the way I would imagine my great grandmother trying to be a white rapper (yes she spray tans) lol

with that said, Gwen looks amazing, she is free in her element and it shows :)

Jasmine said...

Lola- I'm only 5"4/5 but I think we should stoop on principle when we greet one another at our secret Tom-love meetings. As an inside joke type thing.

Because while Tom does love his tall women he still is a demanding twerp who makes them stoop in pics so they dont reveal his bitty size.

:))

Mutableblue said...

@dia papaya @frufra @pugstersmom:

Thanks! We have 5 years of appts and blood draws before she is pronounced cured however she's 100% healthy again doing great. Sassy, happy and turning 13 this fall. I've been out of work these last two+ years taking care of her so it will be nice to get back to work and not be in so much debt, thank goodness family took us in!

califblondy said...

Steph, sending good wishes to you and your daughter.

Letch said...

Count me in. I have loved him since Top Gun. He is in my top 5. Handsome!

jaariel said...

At 1st, I lol'd @ Tara Reid's pic, but then I realized how truly BAD she looks, like sickly, & how she just had pancreatitis & is partying heavily again, and what is up with her legs(?)...and I just got sad...

Anonymous said...

Oh Tara Reid, girl, you need to get your shit together fast.

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