Today's Blind Items - He Doesn't Look Like A Sex Maniac
You would never know it by looking at this used to be all movie actor who now is on a fairly hit television show but he is a sex crazed nympho. The thing is he only likes guys. he is one of those actors who has never actually bothered to come out and say he is gay, but everyone just kind of assumes he is. There have never been any girlfriends, but no one has ever just come out and asked him about his sexuality. On his show he plays a straight guy and the rest of his roles seem to be more asexual than anything else. One of his most proud sexual conquests was taking the virginity of this former A list tweener. He did it at a basketball game. He never stops talking about that story and how he had 15 minutes and made it happen. He never spoke to the tweener again. Our actor loves finding someone new and will strike whenever he can. At this point he considers his trailer boring as he has had so many guys in and out of it over the filming of his show and it has not even been on that long. The thing is our actor is very anal retentive and does not allow anyone he has sex with to come to his house. He doesn't really like having a boyfriend and prefers just random acts. He is not even that good looking but he can talk guys into anything. One time he took the date away from this A list movie actress he had co-starred with in a very big movie and then spent an hour in the bathroom and then our actor brought him back out and said, I'm through with him. He is all yours again.
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LOL I'm glad someone else's mind went there too.
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I'd say Christian Slater... But he's had gfs.....
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This doesn't hit me as EW... the only person I could think of was Scott Caan (just throwing that out there - though I'm not sure his roles could be asexual as he seems to play a guy's guy a lot). But the all movie now TV fits for sure. Otherwise I think this might have to be a cable show. I love Scott Caan too, though if this is him, I might not love him as much...
I'd never heard of EW having a girlfriend (always thought he was gay, and have seen him out with guys), and I don't think the majority of people have heard he had a gf, so I don't think he's excluded.
If his preference is for virgins then wouldn't a guy into 'chickenhawks' be looking for the same thing? To get a guy virgin these days you need to go fairly young.
I doubt anyone has ever accused Kevin Spacey of being straight. I don't think this BV refers to him.
Anna, the BI says that everyone just assumes he's gay, not that he's accused of being straight but isn't.
I like the Spacey guess but I'm going to go with Goopie & Brad Pitt, his co-stars in Se7en for the A-list actress & her date.
@ Scott, apparently not everyone in HW has heard he likes them legal. There's a story some years old now about how a crew member on one of his films brought his young son to work with him during a school break and noticed 'la grande dame' eyeing him. He supposedly went over to him to stay away from his kid, and the next day showed up to work with a baseball bat to make his point. The implication was that the kid was not of legal age at the time.
*went over to him to tell him to stay away from his kid*
Paul Wesley is married
Elijah Wood is not gay, he used to be regular at a strip club. My friend has danced for him many times. He definitely likes naked girls!
My friend also said Elijah is a very nice guy and is super cute. I'm not saying he couldn't be bi, but definitely not gay!
I'm not on the E.W. train. He's been asked about his sexuality since forever (so it'd hardly be a seekrit); he's been opinionated on ex-girlfriends, and has been seen with girlfriend(s). Also, I've heard he's more or less a slob in real life, so it doesn't fit the "anal retentive" thing, while I appreciate the punniness.
I've got nuthin'.
A friend of mine whose was huge on snl told me that at the after party spacey had young male hookers on his lap he was making out with the whole time.
Can't seriously picture Elijah Wood as a top which he'd have to be if this story is about him.
How about Hayden Christensen or Chace Crawford?
Throwing this way the hell out there...David Duchovny.
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