Lindsay Lohan Is Flying Private
Somehow Lindsay Lohan convinced someone to let her use a private jet to fly from New York to Los Angeles. The person must know they will never see any money for the use of the plane, so I hope we discover who the owner of the plane is and then see how many times Lindsay has to be with them to make up for the cost. On Saturday, L:indsay was supposed to fly to LA and didn't. She wanted to party instead. Yesterday she was supposed to leave at 6p New York time, but blew that off for the last possible flight. She made that flight, but then got off because apparently the plane was leaking fuel. It did make it to LA. So, Lindsay found someone to loan her a private plane and is scheduled to arrive around 730am, LA time which is an hour before her hearing is set. Lindsay is flying on the private jet with two people, but not her mom. Earlier she had planned on flying solo, but since someone is paying for the private jet decided to bring people with her so they could party.
I wish they'd get on with it. I don't have all day for the judge to give her a slap on the wrist.
ReplyDeleteIf you are bored, Enty did a fun post: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/03/lunch-with-jennifer-gimenez.html?m=1#comment-form
ReplyDeleteUgh. Damn this internet at college.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna miss it. Im gonna have to read through all these comments for the live feed.
Mooshki, you are beyond sweet - thank you! I am trying to install it, but, first world problem here, I'm on my iPad, as my house is being painted today and my office and desktop computer are tarped right now. I'll use it ASAP, I swear.
ReplyDeleteIn my best Monty Python Impression.....
ReplyDeleteGET ON WITH IT!!
Anyone have an idea of what is going on? This much of a delay makes me suspect plea deal...
ReplyDeleteWas that Lilo just now whispering (on the Radar link)? Sounded husky and tired.
ReplyDeleteI'm also thinking plea deal, which would make me sad.
ReplyDeleteRadar link courtesy of @Charlie - random sounds in the courtroom instead of staring at the shield. Also in flash, sorry fellow iPadders. :/
ReplyDeleteI would think getting ass-to-assed would make one tired. ;)
ReplyDelete"Paul Wallin, a partner at Wallin & Klarich, said Lohan's attorney, Mark Heller, has asked one of the firm's attorneys, David Wohl, to help represent the actress at trial March 18." LA Times, maybe new attorneys are trying for a postponement? Is that even possible?
ReplyDeleteI see a box of tissues on the Radar feed! Hopefully we'll get to see her cry her eyes out
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ReplyDelete@Agent - I hope not. The judge already gave her the option to find competent representation, and she declined.
ReplyDeleteCome on already! TMZ got nothing yet! I'm very close to not caring anymore.
ReplyDeletein other news TMZ added a story that Lindsey Vonn & Tiger Woods have confirmed they are together.
ReplyDeleteShe is starting to cut into my lunch. I'm starving.
ReplyDeleteI'm just tuning in, nice to see I didn't miss much and I'm loving all the updated Avis!
ReplyDelete@Sugar- I think I'm already there, damn you Blohan! Damn you to hell
ReplyDeleteRadar says Lindsay's eyes look red. Don't they ALWAYS look red? I assume semen stings?
ReplyDelete@ Lotta - Lindsey Vonn must live in a cave and not watch/read the news. Does she not know what a piece of work Tiger is?? I get the bimbos looking for the main chance trying to latch on to him, but she's a beautiful, professional athlete. She could have ANYBODY.
ReplyDelete@ Jason - LOL! You'd think she'd be well used to it by now...
ReplyDeleteTMZ:
ReplyDelete10:42 AM PT -- FYI, we're still waiting for the case to be called. Sit tight.
I'm tired of sitting!!!
ReplyDeleteMango, they have been in SoFla along with Michael Jordan and his very pretty fiancee. What a privileged life their success has provided them. My neighbor does catering for yachts:)
ReplyDeleteMy feelings right about now
ReplyDeleteI give. I need to heat up my food. Bitch.
ReplyDeleteYou know she's in tears wailing to the judge about her PTSD from the dolphin encounter.
ReplyDeleteWTF was that sound!? It sounded like a bewildered elephant sneezing. Did anyone else hear it or am I going insane from waiting.
ReplyDeletePlease don't make a deal, please don't make a deal, please don't make a deal... repeat.
ReplyDeleteMs Cool...I'm anxiously awaiting the no plea deal. I'm in class praying.
ReplyDeleteI'm bored! I'm so bored!!
ReplyDeleteGODAMNIT.
ReplyDeleteI keep thinking of Flip Wilson ("Here come the judge")
ReplyDelete11:04 AM PT -- It appears Lindsay has struck a plea deal with prosecutors, which is shocking because up until now ... Lindsay has REFUSED to accept any punishment.
ReplyDeleteOur clue ... Mark Heller's co-counsel just grabbed a "plea form" from a desk and took it into chambers with him.
Amber, great sleuthing !!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShe accepted a plea deal!!!
ReplyDeleteDamn, it looks like she may have struck a plea bargain.
ReplyDeleteUGH. How disappointing.
ReplyDeleteWhat a waste of a morning. For all of us.
ReplyDelete11:04 AM PT -- It appears Lindsay has struck a plea deal with prosecutors, which is shocking because up until now ... Lindsay has REFUSED to accept any punishment.
ReplyDeleteShow your face already!
This blows.... Literally.
ReplyDelete*crossing fingers* Six months of rehab. Six months of rehab. Six months....
ReplyDeleteSo I'm sure it's a stay at a "rehab" facility where she gets free roam and passes to get out for bullshit excuses, and more community service.
ReplyDeleteIt's not a surprise, though. She showed up late: I don't think she had much of a choice. Too bad for us. :/
ReplyDeleteI've enjoyed the snarking and the Raisinets were awesome! =)
Well, I got the taxes done, made a meatloaf and did the laundry.
ReplyDeleteI blame the prosecutor. Why would he accept a plea?!!!
ReplyDelete@Izzie. *snicker*
ReplyDelete@Agent. Great, now I'm going to have Geraldine stuck in my head all day.
I know cocktease and lindsay lohan don't belong in the same sentence considering her being an ass to ass kind of girl, but she's a fucking cocktease when it comes to this shit!! I fall for it every time too. What's the plea deal?
ReplyDeleteIf the assistant, Gavin, recanted his statement, would that force the DA's hand in having do a plea bargain?
ReplyDeleteWhy Agent, you industrious little soul!
ReplyDeleteDo you have a good meatloaf recipe? My b/f was working in India for the past month and he doesn't want anything spicy or exotic right now.
She should be arrested for just showing up late to court!
ReplyDeleteUgh. Now we're going to have to see her looking all smug with her creepy Rocky Dennis face.
ReplyDeleteI WANTED TEARS. I WANTED BLUBBERING, SNOTTY TEARS!
I don't understand why the court is so willing to give this repeat offender a plea deal. Anyone else, and I mean anyone, would be in jail right fucking now.
ReplyDeleteI totally missed the stream here! am I too late to join the AVI party? sorry it's sloppy but it was the best I could do in a rush.
ReplyDeleteShe'll still have to appear to make the plea, right? I swear, if the judge gives her less than 90 days in lock-down rehab, I'll shoot my computer.
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ReplyDeleteTesting the new AVI...Anyone know what plea she accepted? Why do I feel like she'll get to stay home and party?
ReplyDeletelmao! @ the Rocky Dennis reference.
ReplyDeleteMango, Any basic recipe but I split it into 2/3 and 1/3. Pound your fist into the 2/3 part to create a little canal, stuff it with fresh uncooked mushrooms and fresh cheese and then cover it up with the remaining 1/3 of the loaf. The mushrooms steam inside and the gravy that comes out is wonderful. I put it on a rack in a ninja oven because there is so much juice. bet Lilo gets steak and lobster tonight. Sigh..........
ReplyDeleteGah! Whose ugly mug was that in front of the camera???
ReplyDeletethrow her ass in jail judge!
ReplyDeleteUgh she'll probably get away with a slap on the wrist and I have wasted too much time on this. I enjoyed the comments, laterz!
ReplyDeleteHa, that's a good one, Sherry!
ReplyDeleteSomebody's flirting with a bailiff....
ReplyDelete@ Agent - Steak and lobster and she ain't payin' for it, either!
ReplyDeleteShe really does have a talent for finding suckers to pick up the tab.
That's a lot of ass to ass!
ReplyDeleteMango: I use Alton Brown's recipe (and I don't eat meat, just make it got my family). It's easy and tasty according to my mother in law and husband.
ReplyDeleteThe only think keeping me going is knowing that she can't get house arrest because she doesn't have a house. This had better either be for jail, or lockdown rehab.
ReplyDeleteThis chick.
ReplyDeleteSomebody needs 'tussin.
ReplyDelete"Judges can reject plea agreements according to their own reasoning..."
ReplyDeleteWouldn't that be entertaining.
Welp, its been real folks!! Thank you my little Foofie Foofies for playing my Lilo avi game!!
ReplyDeleteThat Judge would be a hero if he rejected the plea!
ReplyDeleteI just read DListed's comment on the glitter bombing and Michael K cracks me up again: "I used to think that everything is prettier when you throw a little glitter on it, but I was wrong. All that glitters is not gold."
ReplyDeleteAND WE'RE ON!
ReplyDeleteYOU GUYS! Online now!
ReplyDeleteShe looks like s*it!
ReplyDeleteOh I never thought of the judge rejecting the plea, yes please, this is really making me sick.
ReplyDelete90 days of rehab. Bitch.
ReplyDeleteDoes that girl EVER wash her hair?
ReplyDeleteTerms of offer:
ReplyDelete90 days at locked rehab facility, 30 days of community labor, 18 months psychotherapy
90 days not allowed to leave even w/permission slip
And she can't leave.
ReplyDelete90 days locked rehab! My computer lives to fight another day.
ReplyDelete30 days comm service
Pschotherapy.
Fined.
Wow, she looks PISSED. Along with looking totally fucked up.
ReplyDeleteIt's happening!!!!! The Great Pumpkin has risen!!!
ReplyDeleteShe looks godawful.
ReplyDeleteBut it looks like we're going to get another mug shot if she has to be booked by the city of Santa Monica, right?
What's happening? Tell me!!!
ReplyDeleteNo jail.
ReplyDeleteNo jail.
ReplyDeleteBitch looks like she was rode hard and put away ass-first
ReplyDelete90 days is nothing, but I'll take it! Hooray!
ReplyDelete90 days in rehab. 30 days community service - 18 MONTHS of psychotherapy councilling.
ReplyDeleteThank god I can now continue on with my day. She got off easy.
ReplyDeleteShe can't claim neglagent cansol, I like this judge.
ReplyDeletePenal code SEX? Really Your Honor?
ReplyDelete90 day locked rehab. 18 mos psychotherapy, restitution 150k?? I think that is what I heard.So far.
ReplyDeleteIt's obvious what happened - she actually got a competent lawyer who explained to her that she was fucked if she didn't take the plea. Nice dis on the other guy by the judge: "Now that you have someone who understands the law, you agree to this plea?"
ReplyDeleteIs the rest of the courtroom getting high off her fumes? Sheesh!
ReplyDeleteIt'll be interesting to see what her face looks like when she has no access to Botox in detox.
ReplyDelete$150 dollars, not $150k, lol! The judge knows what she can afford! $240 restitution. (For the driver, presumably.)
ReplyDelete5 days in jail for probation violation.
ReplyDeleteAnyone notice that she keeps looking at the other lawyer for advice but Heller keeps talking over him?
ReplyDeleteIF I am not wrong: 5 days in jail, fine of $150, $240 fine, $30 fee, 30 days community labor (may be done in NY).
ReplyDeleteSentence suspended.
ReplyDeleteCount 3, five days in jail. Fine $150 plus penalty assessments, $240 (per count) restitution fine, $230 assessment fee.
30 days community labor, may be done in NY. Hopefully find something related to court system there. (HA.)
{whispers}
"We will be interfacing my law firm..."
Dumba*.
Could she purse her lips any more?
ReplyDeleteHer Dad got her the attorney, I think.
ReplyDeleteWait, did he just say she has to stay out of bars and get drug & alcohol tested for the rest of her probation?
ReplyDeleteThis judge is really giving it to her.
ReplyDeleteLaura, they already said those 5 days would be rolled into the rehab.
ReplyDeleteCountdown to Arab Millshake Man getting "ass to ass" classified as community labor...
ReplyDelete18 months psychological counselling.
ReplyDeleteShe majorly phuqued up not showing up on time. LOL
ReplyDeleteIf you all think this isn't a big deal: think again. She'll likely get psych meds in rehab: but the doctors there will be the ones to prescribe them. She won't be able to waltz in there with her personal pharmacy. Chick is gonna be in a world of hurt when she can't take what she wants/needs to take. I truly hope she gets something out of it, but I'm not holding my breath.
Why is he trying to argue for reduced psychotherapy when she NEEDS psychotherapy?!
ReplyDeleteScumbag! He's trying to get her 18 months of probation backdated to 2 months ago. Because we all know she's followed the terms of the probation for those 2 months. Not!
ReplyDeleteShe looks pissed.
ReplyDelete@Mooshki - I thought I heard that, too, but I'm not sure because it was quick.
ReplyDeleteYES!!!!! 90 DAY LOCK DOWN TREATMENT!
ReplyDeleteShe will get 2 months credit for counseling. Whatever.
ReplyDelete@Mooshki They were talking about therapy. Not her probation.
ReplyDeleteNot to drive with any "measurable" drug or alcohol content in your system.
ReplyDeleteOh FFS.
She will get credit for the time she's already done.
90 day residential treatment, locked facility, no day passes.
Judge signs.
Submit to booking and releasing in Santa Monica within the next 7 days.
(assistant is on the phone: Hello, Arab Air?)
Prosecution requests proof of enrollment, 45 day compliance date. Judge says she doesn't have to present for compliance date as long as she's in compliance. (Not in compliance, you have to be there.)
45 day date is May 2 for proof of enrollment in program, progress report on counseling, proof of enrollment and progress report on community labor.
Lawyer says community labor can't be done while in rehab, judge agrees.
Lilo drunkenly accepts.
Someone's phone rings.
I think she looks panicky and sick.
ReplyDeleteShe sure does look ill.
ReplyDeleteProbation reinstated, 180 days in county jail, suspended.
ReplyDeleteComply with T&C of court orders.
Lilo boozily accepts.
Judge tells her to stay out of trouble.
Offers suggestion:
DON'T DRIVE. You're in New York. Don't drive. It's not a condition of your probation.
Judge: "A suggestion, don't drive."
ReplyDeleteLindsay: *Slight laugh*
"This is it." LOL! Yeah, where have we heard that before?
ReplyDeleteHer flesh is green colored.
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ReplyDeleteMy god, she needs to fire this guy.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! "I'm not giving her a pass on anything she might have done that I haven't heard about yet."
ReplyDeleteYou need to understand there's 180 days suspended from one case, there's 6 months max on the 2WA case - this is it - you violate your probation, we won't have any discussion on future probations.
ReplyDeleteYEAH, RIGHT.
Ms Lohan was arrested on the assault charge which appears to be "not well founded" and his buddies aren't going to prosecute. His a* is talking.
Judge is all NO, let me tell you how this works.
She just whispered to Heller, "Don't say anything else."
ReplyDeleteOh man.
LMAO!!! She can get searched at any time.
ReplyDeleteIs that kind of search and seizure even legal? Isn't that against basic rights?
ReplyDeleteWOW. She gave up her right to search & seizure?!
ReplyDeleteDamn I gave up and went off to get something to eat and the fun started.
ReplyDeleteARGH!
Is the 90 day lockdown rehab paid for by the state ?
ReplyDeleteomg I just realized Heller looks like Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker's Dracula
ReplyDeleteHeller is speaking again and she looks pissed, turning to the other guy.
ReplyDeleteI did forget one item and that was the search & seizure that was being requested that is not normally but is part of this form.
ReplyDeleteSearch & seizure any time of day or night without probable cause or reason!
HA!
EXPUNGEMENT of prior charges?! Holy s*.
Did he just use the word "expunged?" LMAO, I think GoodLawyer just rolled his eyes.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like death and her attorney looks like Dracula. Dracula with a Brooklyn accent, FFS.
ReplyDeleteDAYUM that weave is ratty!
ReplyDeleteShe will have a clean record.
ReplyDeleteHoly s* snacks. This b*.
She just said thank you to her lawyer.
Wow, she does NOT like that NY attorney!
ReplyDeleteAnd we're done, for now. They have left the room. LOL @Mango @Amber !
ReplyDelete@ Amber - Jinx re the Dracula!
ReplyDeleteEmEyeKay, it's only illegal if you haven't been convicted of a crime. It's the same as it would be if she were in jail.
ReplyDeleteShe's only having "count 1" expunged - I don't know which crime that refers too; there are so many.
ReplyDeleteI got a parking ticket back in 1998. It was on my record (even though I paid the ticket). My crime? Got to the meter 10 minutes late.
ReplyDeleteI just can't with this b. Just can't.
Ooh, it's TMZ's Irish guy!
ReplyDeleteLindsay kisses Brooklyn Drac goodbye and leaves in the Escalade.
ReplyDeleteSo what happens now? Does she go into rehab today or does she get a long weekend to drug up before she goes in?
ReplyDeleteSusanB, I thought I heard 7 days to check in . But i have bad ears.
Delete"Lindsay, with this plea deal are you accepting the fact that you may have a substance abuse problem?" lol
ReplyDelete@Mooshki, thanks - I have no idea of these things.
ReplyDeleteI love that she was telling her attorney to "stop it, just stop it" or whatever. Even she knows he's a douche.
Wow, Michael Lohan doesn't wear a mesh shirt in court. What a surprise.
ReplyDeleteMichael Lohan just ignored the press. Is he terminally ill or something?
ReplyDeleteSusanB, I think she has the 45 days until the compliance hearing to check in. But I don't know for sure.
ReplyDelete@Gayeld - Probably because he can get more money selling his statements to one outlet.
ReplyDeleteGoddamit Rose help me? Translating for the TMZ guy.
ReplyDelete@Agent: Interesting question. I have a friend who went to rehab (an expensive place in Minnesota)on his own tab, and half the patients there were convicted drug users who'd accepted rehab in lieu of prison. They didn't pay for it; the state did.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the state makes you pay if you have the means.
Goddamit Rose help me? Translating for the TMZ guy.
ReplyDeleteI need some Dramamine w/ this TMZ camera work.
ReplyDelete@Jamie - Hazelden? Good place.
ReplyDelete@Mango - LOL :)
Agent**It, that seems like it would be reasonable. I missed that part.
ReplyDeleteJason was right. She looked GREEN. I mean she looks rough pretty much all the time these days but she looked particularly green around the gills. I wonder if she tied one on last night celebrating St. Patrick's Day? She probably couldn't resist. Stay in the night before a court date? Pffffffft!
ReplyDeleteGAH!!!!! Where did the weasel come from?!
ReplyDeleteLMAO, he's too short to clear the mics!
ReplyDeleteHeller speaks.
ReplyDeleteMooshki, I know for sure I heard the TMZ dude use the fuck word live, haha. Made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, could somebody please get Mr. Heller a crate to stand on? We can't see him.
ReplyDeleteOMG, Michael drama!
ReplyDeleteSomeone get a couple of telephone books for him to stand on!
ReplyDeleteThis guy KILLS me!
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to see he borrowed his dad's suit for the occasion.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking joke this guy is.
ReplyDeleteI can HEAR someone speaking, but I don't see anyone...
ReplyDeleteOmg, those microphones are swallowing him! Michael waiting in the wings.
ReplyDelete"She will be able to move through life with a clean record."
Say what?
Wait...she's not going to have a clean record, she's just going to be done with that set of legal problems and probation, right?
ReplyDeleteLindsay will be a YOOT with a completely clean record...
ReplyDeleteWhy oes she get a clean record?
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, Mango!
ReplyDeleteI sure hope this expunging only holds if she doesn't break her probation again, because there's no chance in hell of that happening.
"I'm confident you won't see Lindsay Lohan in courts anytime soon."
ReplyDeleteBWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!
You know, this guy is wrong. I definitely heard the judge say that only one count would be expunged. MORON.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha, you can always count on Michael to entertain!
I wanna know why you're still up there! Go home, you've done enough damage! - Michael.
ReplyDeleteHe is INSANE!
How is 90 days lockdown rehab validation of sobriety?!
ReplyDeleteMichael Lohan threatening Heller! bahahahahhaa
OMG! The drama!
ReplyDeleteOh, Michael! You tell'em, diva!
ReplyDeleteWhat an ass her father is.
ReplyDeleteDuh, we all know they were trying to bribe her assistant to change his story.
ReplyDeleteIs Michael sounding more normal after the lawyer? I think he is.
ReplyDeleteMichael Lohan: "So MR HELLER can stop using Lindsay to make money and make a name for himself."
ReplyDeleteHello Pot!!
You only sent one guy, TMZ? Harvey is CHEAP!
ReplyDeleteOMG, this is priceless. Go back to Michael, Irish guy!!!
Yep micheal hired new lawyer.
ReplyDeleteWow there are like 5 reporters listening to that lady speak right now. I fee bad for her, whoever she is.
ReplyDeleteI wish Dina was at the mic, making an inebriated statement, hair askew. It would make the waiting worthwhile. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteMichael told Mark Heller to go away and, "Stop making a name and money off her," which MICHAEL DID IN FRONT OF PRESS CAMERAS. The press is now making fun of Micheal (awesome.)
ReplyDeletePoor Irish guy, where is Rose!
ReplyDeleteI think there's going to be a TV Dr connection, Drew or Phil . I'm making that up, no facts behind it.
ReplyDelete