Monday, March 18, 2013

Lindsay Lohan Is Flying Private

Somehow Lindsay Lohan convinced someone to let her use a private jet to fly from New York to Los Angeles. The person must know they will never see any money for the use of the plane, so I hope we discover who the owner of the plane is and then see how many times Lindsay has to be with them to make up for the cost. On Saturday, L:indsay was supposed to fly to LA and didn't. She wanted to party instead. Yesterday she was supposed to leave at 6p New York time, but blew that off for the last possible flight. She made that flight, but then got off because apparently the plane was leaking fuel. It did make it to LA. So, Lindsay found someone to loan her a private plane and is scheduled to arrive around 730am, LA time which is an hour before her hearing is set. Lindsay is flying on the private jet with two people, but not her mom. Earlier she had planned on flying solo, but since someone is paying for the private jet decided to bring people with her so they could party.

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Single Man in Love with Love said...
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ReallyDonna said...

Please tell me she will be led away in cuffs today! Any chance of that?

Single Man in Love with Love said...

No I'm not praying for a plane crash, with four surviors none of which are named Lohan(cant forget the pilot and co pilot)...(fingers and toes crossed)

mikey said...

Is it easier for her to carry her "stuff" on a private plane rather than a regular plane?

Colleen said...

TMZ says she's flying with Gavin, the ex-assistant who is a big witness in the case against her.

He'll change his story now and the charges will be dropped or something like that.

UGH.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Damnitalltohell!! I forgot to stock up on popcorn and Raisinets!!

Jamie2 said...

Such a drama queen. Her plane is landing an hour before she's due in court? Does she even have an attorney (besides Heller)?

FSP said...

Free LiLo!

Meanie Rhysie said...

Really, though...scheduled to land an hour before she is set to appear in court...that speaks volumes about how she regards the whole thing, doesn't it? Anyone who travels knows delays happen all the time...at the airports, on the road. What a twunt!

SusanB said...

I just don't understand men. Why on earth would you want to sleep with a woman, even if she is famous, knowing how many other men she's been with and knowing the rumors of STDs. Is the penis that stupid? If you want to pay for a woman, there are plenty of much more attractive women available for hire who also make sure they don't carry STDs. This just baffles me. Can some of you guys out there explain this to me?

Meanie Rhysie said...

SusanB...I'm not a guy, nor have I ever played-for-pay, but I would assume, if the rumors are remotely true, that Lindsay is probably willing to do...things...others aren't willing to do. Also, as shady as it is, her *celebrity factor* probably has something to do with it. Ick. I need to take another bath.

Ms Cool said...

Came to say what Jamie2 said - Drama Queen.

katie said...

I think anyone into whatever passes for conventional sex is not the person or persons paying her bills. Keep remembering the shackle rings on her wrists. Probably using farm animals.

Jessica said...

She tweeted "Thanks Mr. Pink for the private jet" a little while ago. She'll just have to give the owners a few bj's and tweet about Mr. Pink a few more times to pay them back.
No big deal in her world.

Jessica said...

She'll have that gross look when she shows up to court. The kind of look that says "I've been up all night, but I put makeup on so you can't tell, right?"
Ick.

__-__=__ said...

SusanB - Not a guy but yes, pretty sure the penis is that stupid.

MISCH said...

How does this trick do it....I wouldn't loan her my roller skates...

Single Man in Love with Love said...

This just in plane crash in Indy...could it be...

Lisa said...

Has the identity of Mr. Pink been made? A character in the movie Tarantino's Bastards, not related to Quentin, but if you were into word games... Where is Quentin Tarantino these days? Really makes my skin crawl.

figgy said...

Susan B, I wonder the same thing, wouldn't it be like sticking the penis in an oozing sewer. I imagine something the consistency of corn syrup but a yellowish brown just dripping out (sorry for the imagery, but I do! ;-P), so how could any guy want to slide it in there?

And I'm apparently terribly lacking in imagination, but I'll admit that I can't even come up with ideas about what it is she's "willing to do" that would make the brownish yellow corn syrupy ooze worth braving.

Anonymous said...

No mr pink is from reservior dogs. Steve Buscemi. He is a new yorker

Gypsy said...

She is gross.

Unknown said...

Mr. Pink who loaned her the use of a jet is an energy drink

Kelly said...

@Sunny @Lola Team Goop Unite!

Unknown said...

Energy drink COMPANY, lol

madeinbrzil said...

I'm with collen, I bet a zillion bucks that Gavin is going to change his story and she will get out scot free.

Anonymous said...

Steve has been with his wife for 28 years and at 54 she looks hella better than lohan. Quinten probably has better taste..and I bet lohans feet are skanky and dirty

O'Really said...

Figgy you've ruined this and the next 30 breakfasts...I hope you're happy:/

audrey said...

Maybe she will turn up in court loaded. (Please, please, please) and they will toss her in jail just for being stupid.

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Colleen said...

Lindsay Lohan Official Screwed

Señior Seamhead said...

Cheesy Vaginal Discharge

crila16 said...

Wow...look at her face. She looks like a 40 yr old woman. My 45 yr old co-worker looks better than Lindsay. How can she not look at her face in the mirror and in pics and not say...wow...I look like cr@p.

This girl is such a F-up. She needs jail time, if only to get her act together and to reflect on a clear mind...not a drugged out one.

Also...she needs a facial.

Lucas said...

@SusanB and Math - not all the penises are that stupid, fwiw.

SusanB said...

@figgy - thank you for that mental image. I can't unsee that!

LottaColada said...

@Colleen- omg she's such a fuck up. Watch her try to have them land the damn thing on top of the courthouse. I wouldn't put that past her spoiled behavior.

Colleen said...

@LottaColada - hahahaha now that's ALL I can imagine.

Sunny said...

Thanks for linking, Colleen
That self-centered idiot makes my head hurt. So was this stunt basically publicity for Mr Punk energy drink to the tune of 50 grand (the cost of the private jet)? I've got my fingers curled into forehead flickin position...I may have to meet that fool at Van Nuys myself

mooshki said...

Do you think her assistant is willing to go to jail over her? Because I think they had either 20 or 30 other witnesses who saw her driving, so if he says it was him, he's going down for perjury.

Sunny said...

Oops Mr Pink. Imma phone typin

Frufra said...

The conspiracy theorist in me wanted Mr. Pink to be owned by that Millions of Milkshakes dude who is BFF's with the Kartrashians, but it looks like it's owned by a Chinese billionaire? Anyone have the scoop on Mr. Pink? La Google tells me that Mr. Pink paid MJ's kids a cool million to promote their drinks at a red carpet last year.

mooshki said...

Thanks for the link, Colleen. To the readers in LA, stay off her route to the courthouse - lord knows what kind of driving she's going to do trying to get there in time. I'm praying to the gossip gods that she realizes halfway through that she's already late, and she goes on an OJ-style race for freedom.

Hey, Libby, can't you just picture her in the car racing to get to court, shouting out "I'M LINDSAY LOHAN - MOVE THIS TRAFFIC!"

VIPblonde said...

@Lisa Mr Pink = what someone here dubbed the "Arab Milkshake Man" (props to whoever invented the nickname!!)

ljsmed said...

I agree with Meanie, she clearly does not take this seriously at all.

This whole situation is a total shit!show!

VIPblonde said...

Hey! I came a bit late to the LiLo party today. But so did LiLo!!

Seachica said...

She is flying with a witness for the prosecution?! Won't that get this guy thrown into jail for contempt of court or something? And her for tampering with a witness?

Unknown said...

@Lotta - LOL! I was thinking the EXACT same thing!! Knowing her she'll probably ask them to do that!!

Unknown said...

I'm trying to go on TMZ but, it's down!! What's the latest?

Colleen said...

Diana - TMZ isn't updated yet, but I'm sure within a few minutes, they'll have their live feed up.

Unknown said...

That would be hilarious if she goes on an OJ-style car chase! ;-)

Seachica said...

Is this going to be the thread for Lohan watch, or will Enty be creating a new one?

Seachica said...

(Since I'm a lame duck at work this week, I plan to watch it as much as possible)

Colleen said...

TMZ says she's been diverted to land at LAX, which is closer to the courthouse and may help her make it on time. Live feed is here:

Linday's Trial Begins...

mooshki said...

Hahahaha, officially late!

Agent**It said...

50k is the cost of a private jet for that route. tmz.

Colleen said...

She could've avoided all this drama by taking one of the three damn flights she was supposed to be on, starting on Saturday night. I have a conspiracy theory that she got off the other plane to ensure she'd be on the private jet with the assistant in order to bribe him to change his story.

Damn it, I was going to go to the gym at lunchtime today, but now I feel compelled to stay at my desk and watch the live feed with you fine people.

msgirl said...

Such flagrant disregard shows she STILL doesn't take this seriously. A mockery of all the laws in this country.

ethorne said...

Damn, I sleep in & miss everything!

Ew at first I thought Mr. Pink was a euphemism.

@Reese-I see the what you're doing. Trying to get someone to say it....

Frufra said...

@ethorne - should we wait and see how long everyone will be able to resist mentioning it??

VIPblonde said...

@ethorne Good morning! The irony is not lost on us that the girl who loves ass to ass got a ride from Mr Pink :)

ethorne said...

@Frufra-I was shocked at everyone's restraint.

@VIP-Mornin! We can always count on you!

La Descarada said...

I spit out my coffee reading this. Hilarious. +5 infinity

Meanie Rhysie said...

Ahem! I was trying to be delicate...but Figgy blew delicacy all the way to hell and gone. LOL

Charley said...

Am awaiting her arrival via TMZ 'live' stream...

Colleen said...

Okay, someone let me in on the ass-to-ass joke! I'm a loooong time lurker, but got so busy at work in Jan-Feb, that I missed out on a lot of reading the comments. I'm at work, so if it's similar to a Lemon Party, I can't Google it.

LottaColada said...

What's the latest?

VIPblonde said...

Patience is a virtue. And a necessity any time LiLo has a court appearance

discoflux said...

so, what happens if she doesn't show? contempt of court? bench warrant issued?

Seachica said...

Colleen, google it when you get home. It's not something that can be described in a work environment.

discoflux said...

Colleen, it involves a double ended sex toy. I'll let you divine the rest from there.

Colleen said...

Seachica, thanks. The only thing I can think of is Requiem for a Dream. Is it related to that?

Colleen said...

Discoflux - OH. Yup. Thanks!

ethorne said...

Yes @Colleen- I believe that's where it originated.

Frufra said...

@ Colleen - maybe google the movie Requiem for a Dream (is that the right title, y'all?). Apparently ass to ass is depicted there - two girls, one dildo, two bungholes. Perhaps as delicately as I can phrase it. It's a running joke here, started by libby, I think. The girls in Requiem for a Dream did ass to ass for drug money - their low point, I think. We're all sure it's in the ballpark of what Lilo's CV consists of these days.

Jamie2 said...

Does anyone know if they allow TV cameras in the courtroom?

Sugar said...

Hohan is officially 21 minutes late!

Colleen said...

hahaha thanks everyone. I think ass to ass is a pretty spot on way to describe LiLo & White Oprah.

LottaColada said...

TMZ says Heller drive away in his Hummer, what gives???

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Any news??

mooshki said...

Oh, PLEASE let the judge have canceled the proceedings and issued a warrant for her arrest!!!

Sugar said...

I propose we all change our avi's to one of Lohan's best! Here's mine.

LottaColada said...

Oh and Michael Lohan is in the house! Press conference after court?? I say yes.

discoflux said...

25 minutes late! How long will the judge decide to wait before issuing the warrant?

Seachica said...

She's 25 mins late. I wish we could see the interior of the courthouse, where the judge must be fuming.

discoflux said...

Also, I'm glad I didn't read figgy's comment while I was eating.

dia papaya said...

LOL! I thought the caption read LiLo is a Flying Pirate!!!

With that pic, why not? HeHe!!

Jamie2 said...

Amen, Mooshki.

Sugar said...

I mean here it is.

Mama June said...

Wonder if Xander Doyle is at the courthouse?!?! I sure hope so!

LottaColada said...

@curly- haha I forgot about that! I hope he took a huge banner

Gayeld said...

30 minutes late and counting....

mooshki said...

As you wish, Sugar.

Charley said...

31 minutes late and counting. Did I hear, "Lindsay? In a helicopter?"

Seachica said...

31 minutes late. A helicopter is circling overhead -- they're speculating it may be LiHo.

Bit dams said...

the judge has go to do somthing this time. otherwise its all a joke.

Meanie Rhysie said...

30 minutes late? Damn, if that was you and me, we'd be having a bench warrant out on our asses.

Btw, my friend is going out for popcorn and Raisinets. I'll be set to go in 15 minutes! :D

lazyday603 said...

Time to setup that Kickstarter account to fund her prison stay. We can't let the state of California plead poverty as an excuse for letting her walk. Don't worry Cal, we got this one.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

33 Minutes late. This is starting off better than I hoped for.

Meanie Rhysie said...

OFFS! A helicopter?! This trick is unfreakingbelievable if that's true.

Seachica said...

I guess it's ixnay on the helicopter. Black SUV driving up now.

Sugar said...

I heart you guys...

LottaColada said...

Did she have time to change???

Colleen said...

If it was her in the helicopter, then Lotta wins for most awesome joke prediction of the day.

LottaColada said...

@Colleen lol I wish, i think she is in a black SUV

Seachica said...

40 minutes late. Still no sign of her.

ethorne said...

Omg all the Lilo Avis are Freaking Me Out Man!

LottaColada said...

LOL I love that we all went a completely different route with our fave LiLo pics

Charley said...

@LottaColada I love your avatar! "Chucky with Boobs"

LottaColada said...

@Charley- the massive boobs era was my favorite.

We are nearing the 45 min mark

ethorne said...

The cactus holds a special place in my heart.

Seachica said...

Introducing my LiLo avatar. I miss the red hair.

43 mins and counting...

Agent**It said...

emeyekay..lilo avi..

LottaColada said...

Is that her?????

EmEyeKay said...

@Mooshki's new avi is my fav!

I'm not gonna change mine - just squint and pretend it's her.

Charley said...

48 mins. I think she's here- in an Escalade.

EmEyeKay said...
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Sugar said...

48 minutes and here she is!!!

VIPblonde said...

Well, look who showed up

Charley said...

She's here!! 48mins 23 seconds late. White dress, Oversized shades. -That's all for now-

EmEyeKay said...

@Agent - I forgot about that one! I'll change mine ASAP

Is LL wearing something strapless?!

Seachica said...

48 minutes late, and she is here. wearing virginal white. Hahahahaha

And are those white jeans, or light blue jeans? Or pants that look like jeans? Not exactly appropriate for court.

Bit dams said...

omg, i'm enjoying this a lttle to much

LottaColada said...

@seachica- I prefer angelic white

Opie said...

48 min late and she is wearing white, still not in the court house yet, what will happen??? I have to shower soon, boo!

Laura said...

It was hard to see the whole outfit, but was white.


Sunny said...

But more importantly, was the bodyguard hot or not? I couldn't tell. . . .

LottaColada said...

"As Lindsay walked into the courthouse, someone threw what appeared to be yellow powder at her."

I totally missed that!

Colleen said...

TMZ says someone may have thrown yellow powder at her on the way in? Feed was blurry for me, did anyone catch that?

Seachica said...

Usually LiHo dresses conservatively for her court appearances. Apparently her new "lawyer" isn't even smart enough to tell her to dress to help her court case.

EmEyeKay said...

Ta-dah! LIZLO!

mooshki said...

"As Lindsay walked into the courthouse, someone threw what appeared to be yellow powder at her."

What the hell was that? Did she hire someone to try to get the courthouse shut down for an anthrax scare? With her in all white, it looked like a damned wedding!

ethorne said...

Omg EmEyeKay Omg! You win!

Charley said...

I NEED to see what goes on inside! Someone on the feed said it was gold flakes.

Bit dams said...

gold. someone threw gold powder/flakes at her. looks like the stuff i put on the st pat's cookies. can be eaten.

Laura said...

Glitter bomb!

mooshki said...

Eek! That's horrifying! Poor Liz is spinning around yet again!

Sunny said...

I thought someone shook a Coke (hee hee) can and sprayed it, but nobody even flinched. Huh

Em - she's baaaack!! I still adore that avi

Agent**It said...

emeyekay, thank you !!!!!

Opie said...

So now just a pic of the seal of CA courthouse wall. Maybe no coverage in the room? That would be a bummer for ALL OF US!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Yellow powder? That's not the color powder she's used to seeing.

msgirl said...

I can't believe I am RIVETED by this, crap this morning is going to be complete waste!

LottaColada said...

Gold glitter for luck I guess.

mooshki said...

They're going to have live coverage inside, they just may have to wait for the judge's okay?

Seachica said...

@Opie - they show the seal until the trial actually starts. That's at least how it worked last time. Right now she is being processed (security and such), and conferring with her lawyer. We'll get live coverage soon.

Charley said...

TMZ's heading leads me to believe that there will be coverage inside "The Trial Begins... [LIVE}"... I can't believe I'm putting so much time towards this. But hey, I'm entertained and enjoying everybody's company.

Jamie2 said...

Even more reason to dislike her - she just wasted 48 minutes of MY time!

Agent**It said...

ha, my excuse for watching is that I am doing our taxes. Diversion and a Serendipity cold hot chocolate are required.

SusanB said...

Just saw on TMZ a picture of the glitter thrown at her. Those pants look like they're sheer from the groin down. Maybe it's just the lighting.

LottaColada said...

I really hope it was our very own @Xander Doyle who showered her with glitter

Frufra said...

FWIW, my fave Lilo pic is the one of her tripping on the set of Liz and Dick. I'm not sure I know how to make an avi pic, so I just wanted to get that out there. The look on her face in that one is solid gold. Plus, she's wearing a funny hat.

EmEyeKay said...

Thank you all *takes bow*

for the record, I didn't create it, I found it online around the time she signed up to do Liz & Dick and everyone was freaking out about it.

Mango said...
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Mango said...

LAX is worse than Van Nuys IMO because it's such a beast.

I went to the Mr Pinks Drinks website and sent them a message that I wouldn't buy their drinks while they continued their association with her (not that I would anyway but they don't need to know that).

Free FSP's willy!

Frufra said...

This one: (scroll down a bit for greatness)

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/69915745.html

Agent**It said...

lotta,me too! We may need to Free Xander.

Amber said...

Am I irrationally excited about this? Probably.

EmEyeKay said...

@Frufra, I like that one, too!

Frufra said...

It looks like her outfit is sheer both on the top and bottom. Quite the courtroom ensemble.

Izzie said...

Holy crap, this thread blew up! Time to catch up!

Colleen said...

Re: the TMZ picture of her with the glitter - anyone notice the little smirk on her face?

Amber said...

THE CAMERA JUST WIGGLED.

Laura said...

It is sheer top and bottom, interesting choice.

Laura said...

Yep Colleen I noticed the smirk, she loves it all!

Mango said...

@ Frufra - I want the next photo in which she's prone and eating concrete.

ethorne said...

Grrr, I can't get it to load. Saw a pic though & she looks like my Gram wearing her Easter finest.

EmEyeKay said...

LOL @Amber.

We're all a little too excited :)

LottaColada said...

TMZ has put up a video of the glitter incident but you can't really see who did it! He or She was wearing dark green, @Xander was that you?

Anna V. Xol said...

Gross...still funny. I was eating an omlette!! :p

Frufra said...

@ Mango - I"m not too proud to admit I've looked at the series from that shot, and I think she managed to remain upright, believe it or not. Sister is a survivor, like Keith Richards or a cockroach.

Charley said...

What is up with that smirk? Did she get someone to toss glitter?

FSP said...

Free my stoopid willy!

Charley said...

Gahhh I'm running out of snacks! Start the trial already!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

It was actually glitter. Ke$ha, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Mango said...

@ Frufa - Dang! I ask for so little in life. Can't I at least have that??


I showed my b/f some photos of Lilo (he's not a gossip whore) and he said, "What happened to her?!?" lol. He didn't believe me when I said she was only 26.

Agent**It said...

Free FSP's willy!

Karen said...

@LottaColada, thanks for telling us this thread was still going!

I can't watch the trial at work, so I have to rely on all my friendly CDANers for the blow-by-blow account.

Lindsay wishes there was blow, anyhow.

mooshki said...

Frufra, I made an avatar-sized cutout of that picture for you. Just click on your own name to get to your profile, and in the top right corner is a button to click to edit it and add the pic.

Anonymous said...

her ass needs to be locked the fuck up!

Mango said...

Someone ask the judge to hold up for a minute while I get a cup of coffee. Thanks!

Seachica said...

Gah, that's an ugly outfit. Definitely *not* appropriate for court.

If she stayed on her commercial flight, she would have had plenty of time to change into something better. I'm guessing Mr. Pink had this outfit on the private jet for *cough* entertaining. After all, LiHo left her luggage on the commercial flight.

LottaColada said...

CHEESE AND RICE what is taking sooo long?!

Agent**It said...

So her Dad is there along with the lawyers he wants to represent her?

EmEyeKay said...

Starting to think that the revolution will NOT be televised :(

Amber said...

In case you haven't refreshed...

"9:50 AM PT -- How many sheriff's deputies does it take for Lindsay Lohan to go pee? Six ... at least that's how many just escorted her to the bathroom."

Jamie2 said...

Snert. From Gawker:

Commenter 1:
The owner just got the jet back. Turns out she cut off the wings.
Commenter 2:
They're already on Craigslist, listed by someone named "Dina".

Colleen said...

SIX people to pee?! They're not messing around.

KPeony said...

I think I'm going to celebrate with Lindsay Lohan shots! Who's with me! (Redheaded Slut + splash of Coke )

Charley said...

Radar: 9:35 a.m. PT: The District Attorney and Lindsay’s attorney Mark Heller are now in Judge Dabney’s chambers. Lindsay is sitting at the counsel table, and her eyes are red. Prosecutor Terry White look ‘livid.’

Amber said...

They should order a breathalyzer, just for shits 'n' giggles.

LottaColada said...

@KPeony- ill drink to that!

Mango said...

Maybe the deputies just wanted to get their pictures taken?


Jet ride be damned, I hope Gavin sells her down the river.

Gav-IN!
Gav-IN!
Gav-IN!
Gav-IN!

Mango said...

Camera moved again! Or there was a mini-quake.

Laura said...

Should we make bets on the outcome?

Onyx Loathes Hydrangeas said...

Thanks guys for the updates jealous I can't watch the feed with you, but this has been awesome start to my Monday. All your pics are amazing.

lazyday603 said...

It's the judge that I want looking livid. I hope his book throwing arm is in great shape today.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Who believes she actually went to the bathroom just to "pee?"

LottaColada said...

@Onyx- your avi looks like Lilo is getting pumped from behind by that guy, I love it!

Sunny said...

I just want to thank everybody for NOT using the Lindsay Lohan gondola hooha shot for their new avi.

(secretly wishing someone WOULD use the gondola hooha shot so we have yet another reason to laugh at her)

Charley said...

Head on to http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/03/lindsay-lohan-trial-court-hearing-live-stream/ at least there is SOME activity there (mumbling and coughing), rather than the still image at TMZ. People in the room were just reminded to turn off all cell phones. --I'm getting bored.

VIPblonde said...

What's the sitch? I'm bored. Geez, does she really have to take an ass to ass break mid-trial?! Get it together, girl!

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