Sunday, September 15, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

June 24, 2013

Strangest threesome ever. This former A list celebrity/singer with a penchant for the goth look said that he and his celebrity ex-wife had a threesome with this oft troubled former starlet (love using that word) who is known for drugs and theft.

Marilyn Manson, Dita Von Teese, and Lindsay Lohan

33 comments:

La Descarada said...

Ewwwww. Oh Dita I refuse to believe you would dirty yourself with the likes of Hohan.

I refuse!!!

it took forever said...

Doubt Manson is any cleaner than lindsay

Christopher Cruz said...

Groooooooss!!!

Steampunk Jazz said...

I'm not sure which is the worse booby (heh) prize, Lindsey OR Manson. If it was my threesome with Dita I would be stumped if those two were my only choices.
As much as it pains me to say, Manson would be the lesser evil...
Dita is definitely worth switching teams. ; D

LottaColada said...

How old would Lohag have been when those two were married?

Count Jerkula said...

This may be the least fappable 3sum story ever.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@Count. Definitely a Cinderella and her ugly stepsisters. Lol

HannahBanana said...

Marilyn Manson must get the best dope on earth....yuuuuuckkk. No way id go near him!!

Meanie Rhysie said...

Count: best comment! LOL

AKM said...

Oh, Dita, you disappoint me. You are so cool, yet you were with MM. As if that weren't creepy and gross enough, now this Lohan reveal. Please say it ain't so...

AKM said...

Oh, Dita, you disappoint me. You are so cool, yet you were with MM. As if that weren't creepy and gross enough, now this Lohan reveal. Please say it ain't so...

Sherry said...

I'm still grossed out that Dora ducked MM on a regular basis. It was probably before Lohag got so skanky and desperate. I can actually see the girls together but NEVER want to imagine him. Ugh

Sherry said...

This new phone! Dita and fucked.

WareCat said...

LIES!!!!

ladybaus said...

this must have been years ago and dont forget Lindsay was hot as hell back in the day (I thought she looked best with long black hair eg. I know Who Killed Me era

Susan said...

Sherry - LMAO re: Dora.

timebob said...

I still say this is why Lindsay has such entitlement issues.

She has literally fucked everyone in Hollywood and expects them to all bail her out now.

Either because she knows too much and could write one hell of a book. Or she thinks these people actually care about her and it's their duty to help her.

Del Riser said...

I'm going to have to tell myself that Dita was heavily drugged, out cold, or out of her mind.

NaughtyNurse said...

You couldn't pay me enough to hop in bed with Marilyn Manson. Just shows how desperate for drugs Lindsay has been.

LovelyCoconuts said...

19-21. Right before she started getting really messy.

sandybrook said...

I would have like Lilo and ERW Dita does nothing for my lower parts excitement

Anonymous said...

I believe that Lindsay's truly a lesbian and would have said or done anything to have some special time with the incomparable and lovely Dita Von Teese.

auntliddy said...

Disturbing, and thank god I never have to see that!

Andy said...

Dita and MM were married from 2005 to 2006, so Lindsay hadn't gone downhill too badly. But this probably didn't help.

olliebolliesnollie said...

Out of the three of them this is probably most damaging to Mansons reputation.

Jacq said...

I would rather have sex with Manson over Lohan, but that isn't saying much. Best of the worst. Obviously, my first choice would be not having sex with any of those ass-clowns at all.

DID THEY DO ANY ASS TO ASS???

Meanie Rhysie said...

@Count: Sorry, but I rescind my vote for your comment being the best of the day on this thread...Jacq wins with:

DID THEY DO ANY ASS TO ASS???

Anonymous said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

Its just U said...

I'd do Manson. Especially back then.
But, I'm a bit freaky, so.

Jenn said...

I like Manson but he lies a lot. I'd take this with a whole box of salt.

mistang said...

For those of you who are saying Lohan must have been desperate to sleep with Manson, what does that make Dita? I do not find Manson attractive at all, but I bet he gets women with his words.

Tempestuous Grape said...

vomit.

Bitca said...

Guess I find Marilyn Manson so repellent, it is hard to understand how he's ever gotten anything above an STD-ridden groupie. But back when he was wed to Dita, Lindsay had not yet totally wrecked her face with unnecessary plastic surgery & mad duck lips; she could still look pretty hot. Can see Dita maybe being into it back then if she was wasted enough. MM is the one who makes this classifiable as a "strangest" threesome.

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