Monday, September 16, 2013

Today's Blind Items - How Has He Not Been Killed

In the wake of the blind item I had last week about the killings I got several tips about the one person everyone has expected to be killed for the past three years but somehow is still living. Although he was never an A list celebrity this guy was probably B- and for those of you who read celebrity blogs rather than just the weekly tabloids most of you know who he is. The tabloid only readers? They won't have a clue who they guy is because none of them want to talk about what he has done and they definitely don't want to cross you know who or she will keep posting photos to social media and never come back to the tabloids.

Our celebrity has slept with what seems like almost every female recording artist. He is ugly as anything but somehow he managed to sleep with some of the most beautiful recording artists ever such as the A+ list forever one who let him do whatever he wanted as long as he also shared his drugs and a couple of years ago the Top 40 was littered with women he had sex with. Part of it was because of his job and part of it was because of the sheer volume of drugs he had access too. Some he sold but most he snorted. When his money started drying up he started selling more but he was snorting more than his share and his dealers got mad. really mad. He had to keep selling for them and they started taking his royalties for themselves. The thing they most wanted from him though was information on other artists who had a lot of money. He would share their secrets and would tell them what songs they were going to record. Often those songs would be purchased quickly and used on the record of someone else and leaving the original artist wondering what happened. Ever wonder how that foreign born now almost A list singer got her hit record? What about the other foreign born A list singer with the very very short last name. It's because they knew what were going to be the songs used by all the LA everyone looks and sounds the same singers.

At some point, our celebrity revealed some information about some illegal activities that two A++ everything guys were into and our celebrity's dealers found a way to get a huge piece of the action and cost the two A++ guys millions and millions of dollars. That did push our celebrity's death a lot closer than it has been and he has survived two attempts on his life in the past four months only because he was very lucky.


58 comments:

Kelly said...

Not one iota, but that Del Rey trick for one of the foreign born?

Anonymous said...

Phil Spector and his rapey fro

Beetlejuice said...

Jermaine Dupri

Kristin Wigs said...

Scott Storch

MontanaMarriott said...

I know who this is and for the life of me I cannot remember his name. The white guy from FLorida who snorted his money away. He worked with everyone from Britney to Beyonce. Super rich and went bankrupt now he owes everyone.

tookiesmum said...

short last name...what about Rita Ora? Don't know about the creepy druggie, but Scott Storch fits a lot of things.

Nylon Blonde said...

She's American ..

MontanaMarriott said...

SCOTT STORCH

Amy in MI said...

Montana - your thinking of Scott Storch.. My first thought as well, and Kristin got it first.

A RESIDENT said...

Definitely Jermaine Dupri

Kristin Wigs said...

Rita Ora - foreign born with short last name
Dre and Snoop for the A++
Storch blew most of his money on drugs (pardon the pun)

b-fabulous said...

I second Scott Storch. This is who you are thinking of Montana.

Anonymous said...

I must admit I zoned out after the first paragraph. Bla bla bla bla bla! Rapey.

MontanaMarriott said...

LMAO OMG I totally did not see you had guessed it already, @Kristin. DAMN SENIOR MOMENTS LOL

kday said...

Def Scott Storch: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/star-hip-hop-record-producer-held-gunpoint-100-000-worth-jewelry-times-square-article-1.1431902

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WareCat said...

first thought was Scott Storch.

VaN said...

Yup. I thought Storch while reading too.

djhonig said...

Short last name = Jessie J

Kristin Wigs said...

I couldn't think of his name either. I just Googled "really ugly producer from Miami." BLAMMO. there was Storch.

djhonig said...

Short last name = Jessie J

ktmonster said...

100% Scott Storch

Anonymous said...

Question : what reading material do you keep I your loo?

Finine said...

I have no idea who Scott Storch is so I googled him. Damn, Enty sure got the ugly part right!

Superhannah said...

Rita Ora for the one with the short name

plokzy said...

Storch is from Canada, Halifax represent!! Wool! That being said, it does sound like him... Too bad, dude was talented...

Pip said...

Magazines are appropriate reading material on the pot. Or the book Everybody Poops.

Majik said...

@ plokzy.....he's not Canadian, he's American--from NY or NJ or somewhere around there.

sarah.estell said...

For short last name I thought Jessie J.

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha.....

That fro does have a personality all its own.

@Rach

Unknown said...

Give me a break!! Enty has all this info about murders and attempted murder - it's one thing to gossip about who sleeps with who but this is total conspiracy bullshit stuff and anyone that takes it serious is one step away from believing 9/11 was an inside job (or already do.)

timebob said...

@Texas Enty isn't sleuthing around Hollywood with a monocle and a magnifying glass.

People email him information and he posts it.

Some true, some semi-true, some not true and some insane.

But every once in awhile people say Enty is a liar and a story proves true months after he posted it.

Hollywood is crazy, and when you mix money, power and sex, people do end up dead, by accident or by design.

Unknown said...

Now I know why the Enty crew went for online gossip instead of legal practice - they can't write for shit.

caralw said...

Who is the A+ forever singer that loves drugs. Can't be Madonna or Cher.

caralw said...

@sparky,

I agree. The people writing this blog cannot be attorneys unless they paid for a degree from a correspondence course in the 80s. What's scary is they probably did graduate from high school.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

"He is ugly as anything."

Is Amanda Bynes writing the blinds now?

Kristin Wigs said...

I'd argue it's Britney.

skimpymist said...

Wait so the killer is scott storch I was certain the killer was diddly piddly.

Tara said...

The short last name? Jessie J perhaps. She is more high-profile than Rita Ora. I don't think most people could name a Rita Ora song, but Jessie J's "Price Tag" is really familiar as well as a few others. Plus she had that big publicity boost at the Olympics. I still wouldn't have called her an A.

skimpymist said...

@ texas shutttt up. Who cares about your little theory. Unless you can prove otherwise keep to yourself.

Tara said...

Also, "you know who": Beyonce, who posts a lot of personal photos to tumblr/now Instagram and doesn't really get featured a lot in tabloid paparazzi shots, and doesn't sell photo exclusives.

Unknown said...

@skimpymist - Unless I can prove otherwise!! Keep it to myself?? What site do you think you're on? I happen to think this blind is bullshit. If you can PROVE otherwise I will believe it.

AndyCane said...

He's not the killer. He's somebody suspected to be on the hit list

BitchieMitchie said...

Def Scott Storch-who looks like a rolled up wet sock...man that guy is unfortunate looking! And all his money is gone, don't forget they repo'd the RR he bought or leased Lil' Kim.

tealily said...

This sounds more like old Enty (and less like English).

The Real Dragon said...

Flavor Flave

Upside Downunder said...

Texas, I knew of two murders in my hometown that were "unsolved" but everyone knew the real perpetrators. Just because something hasn't been adjudicated in court doesn'tmae it false.

Just look at the Mickey Thompson murders, everyone knew who had ordered the hit.

OKay said...

Scott Storch was born in New York. He's NOT Canadian, thankyouverymuch!

B said...

Scott is ugly but so is Jay-Z who has hooked up with many beauties in the industry.

Brenda L said...

Rach Around - who is your avatar,is that J Mascis?

Cindy said...

I wonder if the illegal activities that cost the A++ guys millions was the poker game that got exposed?

Bitca said...

re the writing "skills" of lawyers. Used to room w/a legal proofreader, & he was always complaining about the number of lawyers who seem incapable of composing coherent sentences... ;-)

lutefisk said...

Scott Storch was loaded in his prime, He was the first name that popped into my head. If I recall he was giving away millions in diamond jewelry not too long ago.

Snootches said...

Came here to guess Storch as well. Cosign!

slappywhyte said...

Britney was the A+ singer

Anonymous said...

J Mascis 4 eva Brenda! i took it last time they toured here.

Unknown said...

Its true! Every lawyer I worked for had the grammatical capacity of a two year old!

schneefloeckli said...

MontanaMarriott said:
I know who this is and for the life of me I cannot remember his name. The white guy from FLorida who snorted his money away. He worked with everyone from Britney to Beyonce. Super rich and went bankrupt now he owes everyone.


Lou Pearlman? It's who I thought of immediately as well.

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