Monday, December 02, 2013

Miranda Kerr Dating Richest Man In Australia - Want Us To Believe They Just Started Dating

Exactly 45 days ago James Packer, the richest man in Australia, announced he was divorcing his wife of six years. Exactly 45 days ago Miranda Kerr announced she was splitting with her husband Orlando Bloom. Now Miranda and James have announced they are dating through a magazine that he once owned. That seems like quite the coincidence doesn't it? Packer spent a lot of time in Scientology and was their richest member at one point but he says he has split from the Church. Have you noticed they didn't go after him all that hard? I wonder why. Maybe he is still interested.

Anyway, I wonder if Packer knows about Miranda's issues with being faithful? Of course this is a guy who split with his wife exactly one year after she gave birth to their third child so he must have left for a very good reason. Oh, hello Miranda.

49 comments:

Marieeee said...

OT: That little cutie pie Olympic diver, Tom Daley came out this morning! Happy for him!

Unknown said...

I guess just because you've got millions$$$ doesn't mean you can't still be a gold digger.

Kelly said...

Another piece of work. From Orlando to him? Money talks.

Cleodacat said...

Girl be looking out for her future when her looks aren't worth squat.

Jessie said...

Miranda Kerr is as shallow as her IQ

Kristin Wigs said...

But didn't Enty say on Twitter a couple weeks ago she was getting to go public with her relationship with DiCaprio?

I don't doubt for a second she's been banging this dude, but I think she'd go for someone who will make her more famous.

sifichick said...

@Texas Rose Salma Hayek says "Hello girl! Get that billionaire when you can!"

To some people money is the end all be all. They'll say and do anything just to have more than someone else.

That's ok Miranda I'll take care of Orlando for you. You don't have to worry about him anymore. lol

skipper said...

Such a goldigger...!!

Unknown said...

Miranda is shrewd. She will choose the billionaire over the movie star, besides isn't she too old for Leo. Just because you are wealthy doesn't mean you wouldn't choose a more wealthier partner. He can offer her security. Jackie Kennedy married Onassis partly because of his wealth and protection. I suspect that Miranda had to keep working to maintain her lifestyle and she wouldn't be the first model to go for a billionaire.



Anonymous said...

Oh, enty, you've used the wrong picture! Clearly that's the UGLIEST man in Australia.

Be careful Enty. Your reputation is at stake.

Harry Knuckles said...
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FrenchGirl said...

I remember the blinds about her and Dicaprio but not about her and a rich guy

Anonymous said...

**steak

;^)

Jessie said...

Considering the gene pool he came from his face actually turned out fairly unscathed.

Seven of Eleven said...

He looks like Doc Martin's brother!

Anonymous said...

@Jessie..

Crikey! It gets worse? He's from a long line of ugly? Lol

MISCH said...

He still must be involved in Media…Scientology knows thats a no win

Count Jerkula said...

@Harry: It is asking for a log in to see pics.

@Miranda: I have a bachelorette party in my pants for ya, before you lock down your mark with a marriage.

Harry Knuckles said...

Thanks Count. Should be ok now.

Haywood Jablomee said...

She has a rockin' body...but am I alone in thinking she's got a butterface?

JSierra said...

Haywood no, I don't find her ugly but I don't find her beautiful either.

Harry Knuckles said...

Spoke too soon. Gonna delete the posts with links and then bring all of my intelligence to bear/bare on this perplexing problem.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Say what you will' but you can usually trust the unconventionally attractive . He never stood a chance against her capital G glamour. VS model , movie star wife, and star fucker (I'm pounding sand in Di Caprio's well now that the Bloom is off her rose !) Versus her attitude of accommodation ( One small dick for her, man....One giant leap for gold digger kind). Oh to be around for the rude awakening

FlirtyChick74 said...

He looks like a cross between Dumbo and a walrus. Anyway, never doubt the power of money. For some women it's Viagra. They will climb on top of any man for money.

Brian Brown said...

He looks like a goon in a James Bond movie.

hothotheat said...

I doubt she has a ton of money. She's looking to marry a retirement fund. Smart move.

__-__=__ said...

Thanks in advance Harry. I could see them at one time. Ones I saw were vey funny! A much needed laugh.

parissucksliterally said...

Why are so many billionaires fugly as hell?

Ginger said...

To me, she is cute but not beautiful. He is not attractive. It is dream relationship for them both. He gets a hot, young model on his arm (the envy of many men) and she gets a very pampered, privileged life. As long as neither of them expects the other to be faithful they should be happy.

Unknown said...

I guess millionaires are passe.

Sherry said...

Oh you cynical people! Maybe she really fell in lurve with Packer. Maybe he's hung like a horse, maybe he treats her like a queen. Let's root for these crazy kids.

(JK- she really wants his $)

Count Jerkula said...

I laugh, cause dude reminds me of Todd Packer from The Office.

auntliddy said...

She left orlando for this guy????!!! Shes going backwards, i dont care how much money he has.

NomNom83 said...

I'm starting to think Orlando is better off now. Cheating with Leo makes sense in a "Hollywood, amiright?" kind of way. Cheating with a married father of three? Heinous. He and Miranda deserve one another. Have fun spending money in order to try and be happy!

TalksTooMuch said...

It's like finding out there's no Great Pumpkin! All those thinly-veiled blinds about DiCaprio, for NOTHING!!

Jessie said...

Maybe she wants to be like Sarah Murdoch except that unlike Miranda, Sarah has poise, class and is smart enough to hold a conversation.

Topper Madison said...

I think she just wanted to be the pretty one in the relationship this time.

TalksTooMuch said...

@Topper: bwawhaha!! When I read your comment I immediately thought of Harvey Fierstein: I'm the girl and I'm the pretty one!

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Lauren said...

I can't believe how much attention that basement brain gets. Show me the hottest chick in the world, and I'll show you the man that's sick of tongue darting her fart hole.

MadLyb said...

I guess she has a lot of options open given her youth, celebrity and age. Get it! I'd tell her to go for the love over money, though, unless that is what she's really into.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lauren: True, but if the chick is hot enough, there will be a line of tongue darters ready to move up a spot.

Red said...

I doubt Miranda ever loves anyone as much as the admiration & publicity she craves. She & Orly had dated for a while & got married because she was pregnant.

Lauren said...

@Count:
Agreed. However, I'd love to fist the hole under her nose.

Count Jerkula said...

Mouth Fisting? SFW

Lauren said...

My man.

OKay said...

Get serious, people. He's hardly ugly. If THAT is the ugliest man in Australia, get me to the nearest Qantas desk!

Anonymous said...

Hands Cee Kay a Quantas ticket.

Gabi said...

No is he uber-ugly and shallow as her, he wears CrOCs!

Money does not buy style or taste!

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