Sunday, March 16, 2014

Blind Item #1

This married former A+list mostly movie actor and Academy Award winner who still thinks of himself as the biggest star on the planet is actually an A again after a drop to B. The aging actor hired a hooker for the night but kept her less than 30 minutes. Our actor chose to leave his socks and his makeup on during the 30 minute session. I didn't know he wore makeup.

69 comments:

OneEyeCharlie said...

Wonder what her pimp said when she came home with lipstick on her collar?

Kristin Wigs said...

Bruce Dern

The Raving Badger said...

Warren Beatty

Meanie Rhysie said...

Don't they all wear make-up now??

Topper Madison said...

Michael Douglas

Kristin Wigs said...

Morning Charlie ;)

MovingOn said...

Costner

Frufra said...

Who's old and used to be huge, but wasn't, but's now an A again? This seems solvable. Are Arnold and Maria still married? M. Douglas could be the guy, but everyone can tell he wears makeup.

Frufra said...

Oooh, like the Costner guess. He's back above the title in that new movie with Amber Heard. Barf.

AKA said...

Nic cage

AKA said...

Nevermind. Agree with Costner

Red said...

Arnold & Maria are divorced & his makeup is always annoyingly obvious, along with his dyed hair.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Morning, Kristin .-)

MissInfo said...

Did Costner ever win an Academy Award though...I don't remember him winning anything. Otherwise I was so on board with that because he's a douche of epic proportions and thinks he's a gift and surely looks like he wears makeup!!

MissInfo said...

Ahhh just looked it up...Dances with Wolves. ;)

Angela said...

Costner won two Oscars as a director and producer for "Dances with Wolves"

NaughtyNurse said...

Is Stallone married? If so, he's got my vote.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Costner seems like the type to leave his socks, I'm just surprised he used 30 minutes ;-)
Morning everybody :-D :-D :-D

Kelly said...

Costner's a good guess.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Steampunk , jeeze, leave his socks On

NaughtyNurse said...

OK, so I looked it up. Stallone is still married to Jennifer Flavin. He's my guess.

Seven of Eleven said...

I can't stand Kevin Costner, so I'll go with his skeezy self.

Tru said...

sean Penn.

The Real Dragon said...

What kind of comestic he use tho. was it Mac?

JoElla said...

I'm going to throw in Tom Hanks. Just to be different.

NaughtyNurse said...

Actually, I guess I can scratch Stallone off the list. I think it's pretty obvious he wears a shitload of makeup.

MISCH said...

I'm with you on Costner

FrenchGirl said...

Kevin Costner just because he can fit and Enty dislikes him

TalksTooMuch said...

Hmmmm, whose complexion is a little blotchy lately? Maybe has a shiny nose? I'm gonna have to agree with Topper and Michael Douglas

TalksTooMuch said...

Heeey Charlie

Snootches said...

+1 on Cage

Count Jerkula said...

What is the big deal about leaving yer socks on? I don't want cold feet distracting me when I'm bangin, and I don't want a chick suckin on my nasty toes.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Heeey, TTM. How's my favorite Canadian ginger doing today?

TalksTooMuch said...

Better now, Charlie!

Brenda L said...

Nothing wrong with wearing socks. Footsies get cold!

feraltart said...

I vote Kevin Costner too.

Jade, That Girl said...

Cage for sure.

Cleodacat said...

Mine too!!

Unknown said...

Socks OFF!

NaughtyNurse said...

So, Count is a socks on kinda guy! Socks on and ball gag in! Good to know!

TalksTooMuch said...

LOL do you get a lot of random attacks on your toes? I'm trying to imagine the situational layoot for that

Count Jerkula said...

@TTM: 2 times. My toes are nasty. I'm more likely to kiss a chick after she licks my butt than licks my toes.

TalksTooMuch said...

LOL That's hilarious! I'm trying to imagine a situation where I would try to forcibly suck on someone's toes when they were totally not into it. Or a parallel universe where the second sentence would ever apply.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Thanks for the erection killer, Count. It was coming up on 4 hours, and I did not want to go see a physician.

Kimba said...

Count I've been with you all this time; I've accepted a lot from my ex's - hairy everywhere, pocky faces, dull lays - Baby, I would have have warmed you up and still stayed far away from your toes.
Then you go and profess a penchant for foot warmers. Sigh....me and One Eye, that's on you buddy.

Parallel universe.

Count Jerkula said...

Really? Wearing socks during sex is that big of a deal?

It aint like I jump out of bed to get a pair if I'm gonna get laid, but if I'm stripping down, and not planning on sleep right afterwards, I leave em on. Hate putting worn socks back on.

Unknown said...

Socks are so not sexy! Plus, if you aren't okay with the cleanliness of your own toes, how are you certain she has cleanliness in your uh, favorite, region... Is there a bathing ritual?

Unknown said...

Plus, what the hell is wrong with your toes. Get that checked out... Ladies have standards too!

Count Jerkula said...

Come on, chick lookin at the ceiling, headboard or inside of her eyelids not my feet.

I'm in work boots 90% of the time. My feets get sweaty and stinky. If a chick asked me to take my socks off I would, I just wouldn't think to do it on my own.

TalksTooMuch said...

If you were doing it right, chick would be lookin at her brain. Just sayin.

Unknown said...

Haha TTM! Count, what do you do ? Construction? Child get a pedi! Nothin wrong with it. You might me a nice girl at the salon.

Unknown said...

TTM I like ur new pic. Is that a phone or a tablet? If phone what kind?

TalksTooMuch said...

Hey Countess! That's a huge phone, just took a picture of what I was gonna be drinking for book club tonight

Unknown said...

Ok Mimi with your 3 bottles in 90! You'll be hurting tomorrow! Eat something before bed and keep a foot on the floor. Lol.

Unknown said...

Sounds like Costner.

Kimba said...

Wowzee TTM, is that short for, Totally Titties, Much?
Nice bottle too, pop that much?

Kimba said...

Whoops so mesmerized by TTM......Count, don't matter. Let those little piggies breath.

Count Jerkula said...

@TTM: Point to you.

@Countess: No, not construction, but I'm not a soft handed office boy. I would be disgusted with myself if I ever got a pedicure, unless it was requested by a chick I was with.

TalksTooMuch said...

Kimba, you've got to be the only person in the world that saw that picture and noticed the rack and not the beer first! Didja see the size of it! We missed you at book club, it was a blast!

TalksTooMuch said...

Count, did you actually concede a point to me?? Okay, you can have some of my giant beer

Kimba said...

TTM, sorries, couldn't even lurk! Socializing and now the BBC catchup. Husband passed from too much beer, he musta sipped from your bottle! Vixen!
Great pic, are you trying to piss-up Wendy?

TalksTooMuch said...

LOL! It was so much fun! The pic was just for fun, I suggested everyone take a pix of what they were drinking for Book Club.

TLP said...

Will Smith

Lady Heisenberg said...

Hey girl heyyyyy @kimba
@TTM I love the new pic! You look lovely and the bottle inspired me to get a drink!

Count Jerkula said...

@TTM: You earned it. Had I not given you the proper recognition, my credibility would have suffered.

Unknown said...

I noticed ur bewbs too TTm, but we are just getting to know each other. I didn't want to offend.

Count, there's this stuff called Baby Soft ( I think) and it will make all the dead skin come off after one session. Look into it. Every gal wants a man with nice feet. Nobody needs hammer time. It's a deal breaker. Clip your nails and keep those feet soft. Nothing worse than getting scraped by a rough foot. You expect high maintenance, women do too.

Scallywag said...

I'm with Topper and TTM. Sounds like Michael Douglas.

velvetbrown said...

Russell Crowe

Scott said...

Co-sign

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