Thursday, March 13, 2014

Random Photos Part Two

The very lovely Mary Louise Parker.

I swear Mickey Rourke changes his face everyday.
Rose McGowan taking selfies as a way to stay relevant.
Simon Cowell gives a thumbs up after his 11am orgasm.
Selena Gomez looks like she had her wisdom teeth pulled.
Scarlett J doing some press for her new movie. Loose top.
Sarah Jessica Parker makes like she is 19 with her clothes.
Sienna Miller attends a memorial service.
Zac Efron heads off to his car. Blames drinking and drug use on night terrors he had after having sex with Lindsay Lohan. Totally understandable.

35 comments:

LottaColada said...

Now it makes sense how Zac got himself mixed up with LiLo

Seven of Eleven said...

MLP is awesome sauce forever.

Was ScarJo's top ASIAN? I hear tell their tops fall off quite frequently.

Odd outfit for a memorial service, but who am I to judge?

sandybrook said...

SJP and Mickey messes. MLP hot mess (at 47?).
the rest meh.

TalksTooMuch said...

It's not a selfie if she isn't taking it herself (ie)!

Oh Mickey Rourke, what in the mother humping hell did you do to yourself?

Seven of Eleven said...

@TTM, I think this one's vernacular means any photo posted to Instagram or Tumblr or Facebook = selfie.

I know, right?

(Missed you, Canuckle!)

rajahcat said...

Mary Louise Parker never enough of her

totally understandable Zac

Sienna Miller really has style---she just does--there's something very striking about her--prob how she gets away with all the crap she pulls

Sunny said...

Mickey must've gone to Snooki's dentist. I smell a Groupon!

parissucksliterally said...

It is NOT a selfie, if you DON'T TAKE THE PICTURE YOURSELF.

Topper Madison said...

I thought Mickey Rourke was Michael Lohan.

NaughtyNurse said...

Actually, Selena's swollen face looks like a bulimic's post-purge swelling.

TalksTooMuch said...

I'm guessing he means anything pretty posted for attention then!

Missed you too, HC! (Honourary Canucklehead)

txredhd said...

I love enty's comments on the photos

Frufra said...

@Sunny - your comments still make my day :-).

And I saw a clip of Mickey in his young/hot movie days. Such a shame that he's (according to Ent) such an awful person and that he's destroyed his face.

Frufra said...

Meant to say saw a clip today. I'm old enough to have seen 9 1/2 Weeks when it came out - que escandaloso!

Harry Knuckles said...

Mary Louise Parker in all her glory.

Selena's face is really fat. She's going to have lots and lots of chins by the time she's forty. Or else her face and neck will be pulled so tight she won't be able to close her eyes and mouth.

Whoever the girl is with ScarJo, she's way prettier. And I'll bet ScarJo knows it and is super pissed.

Sienna Miller a few years back I guess.

Zac will be 27 in October. He's pretty much lost the twink and is now a very good looking grown-ass man. Fucking guy. That shoud be me in that picture.

JoElla said...

Okay esplaine me the ASIAN top thing?! What did I miss??

And why is a itty bitty blazer a thing?

Unknown said...

@JoElla read all the comments beginning with the first post of the day. It's somewhere way back in early morning coffee time.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Who's the cutie sitting next to ScarJo?

Kelly said...

It seems like when I read interviews with MLP she has an attitude. Don't like her.

Count Jerkula said...

Gomez

ScarJo/Other broad tag team

Miller

GatorGirl said...

Something this morning about a random Asian chick sitting on someone famous lap. He's married and her top kept falling. That's all I remember since lunch

NaughtyNurse said...

What's up with Mary Louise Parker's face these days? Too much botox? Bad eye lift? What is it?

Meanie Rhysie said...

@Naughty Nurse, thank you. I kept looking at her, thinking that isn't really her, is it?

lemkam said...

MLP never seemed to age until she got some work done on her face. Now her face screams she's 50. When will women learn that noticeable plastic surgery just makes you look your age only worse?

Sherry said...

THAT'S what it is about Mickey. Veneers that are too big for his mouth. Why people? Also his nose looks different.

Little Wanton said...

I thought Enty was referring to ScarJo’s pregnancy,hence the "loose top"...but what do I know :-)

Dizzel said...

God, I miss Weeds. The best show ever! Ever, I tell you!! :)

ktmonster said...

Maybe my eyes need checking, but I think that is the best I have seen Mickey look in 10 years.

audrey said...

I too thought that Enty was referring to ScarJo being pregnant.

EastCoaster said...

Teeth veneers aside, I think this is the best Mickey's face has looked in many years! I'm happy for him.

Jeff Macauley said...

Mickey looks great here. He's in amazing shape. His face looks the most Rourkian it's been in decades.

Anonymous said...

Simon cowel comment: HA!

EastCoaster said...

"Rourkian". Clever! Chuckling...

Danielle said...

@ktmonster it's because the picture is somewhat blurry! HA!

NYer said...

scar jo tag team/mlp (its a tie)

sienna

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