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Blind Items Revealed

December 11, 2013

This former B list mostly television actress from a very hit network show that went off the air last year who keeps trying producing now rather than acting thank goodness told her friend that she finally knows what it means to be sexually satisfied. I'm sure her ex husbands will be thrilled to hear that.

Eva Longoria

22 comments:

FSP said...

You're welcome, Eva.

sandybrook said...

Maybe it was her? Tell the dude what you want done!

Violet said...

Well her exes should have been better at 'it' then shouldn't they.

Unknown said...

Maybe casting couch sex has its merits when you are the producer?

Lady Heisenberg said...

Homegirl is wearing the pants and gettin hers!!! I'm just sad it took her so long!

Sherry said...

Sandyboo I am with you there! I have had 2 lousy lovers because I was too young to know better on one, and on another because he was lazy and ungenerous.

Otherwise every man and woman I have been with love to hear what turns you on and (vice versa-it's all about giving!). No reason for a 40 year old woman to finally feel satisfied after being sexually active for 20+ years.

But good for Eva. Wonder who the man was.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Laughing for 5 minutes straight now. Thank you FSP!

rajahcat said...

methinks the casting couch shoe is on the other foot now...........

sandybrook said...

I think it is the guy who runs the. Hispanic Tv network and I think they broke up since then. He dropped her I tink.

Lady Heisenberg said...

In a lot of cases, you're right. But I've been with two men that were sincerely just shit lays no matter how specific I was. One was just an asshole and the other was just lousy no way around it, don't know why, not my problem anymore. Cue Chading Amy epic scene HAPPY FFF!!!

OneEyeCharlie said...

FSP knocks one out of the park

*clap clap clap*

Unknown said...

She's talked about in interviews for years now how she never got the big O & never saw what the big deal about sex was, until she got a vibrator.

Unknown said...

i thought she is an avid casting coucher... she even was banging the mayor of l.a., or former mayor or something.

Alita said...

Wait, @anda marie ... so FSP was holding the vibrator, then, instead of his own?

;)

Unknown said...

Mmm! I know that feel. Although I never truly feel satisfied. Sex is now amazing, but as soon as I catch my breath the first word out of my mouth is "again"

Kelly said...

Ted implied her and her ex were major swingers

Basil said...

I like Eva because she was just so good as Gabi on DH. And I don't think she has a rep as being an offscreen bitch does she? Anyway, good for her reaching the big O, but how hard can it be to tell your partner "Put your tongue there. Yesssss. Deeper" etc. Maybe it's a gay thing but all the guys I have been with, and me too, are pretty vocal about what we like or don't like. "Ouch that hurt! More lube next time okay?"

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

She said that she had to teach her French basketball player husband the way to bone her because she was way more experienced. A short time later, they divorced.

TalksTooMuch said...

There's good ways to guide and there is just being a control freak. If your way involves a schematic and a laser pointer, you are the second and t'ain't nobody coming back for seconds.

Sherry said...

LOL TTM! But they should also understand it. No need to have vend diagrams to indicate motion either.
This is where you get to talk dirty too. The Opster is so gonna get some tonight.

NaughtyNurse said...

Well, hot damn! Good for her!

Unknown said...

She finally got a roll of quarters for the vibrating bed.

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