This flash in the pan B list celebrity turned very brief network reality star is on her second attempt at a relationship for publicity. Her first crashed and burned when the actor she was dating moved on to his next monthly girlfriend. This relationship probably won't last much longer than that, but she is getting some publicity, which is what she loves.
This former A- list mostly movie actress who is the offspring of Old Hollywood has celebrity offspring of her own. She is also using again for the first time in ages but the results are not good. She is not as young as she used to be and the partying is taking a huge toll on her health.
This A list foreign born mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee. At a charity event this week she was awful to everyone involved and was doing coke so openly that she was making the organizers nervous there would be complaints from donors.
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress has a brand new network show that is doing really well. While promoting the show she had a connection with this married tool of a talk show host. It has only been a few days since she did the show, but has met with him twice since then. I wonder if he would leave his wife for this one.
August 12, 2014
This former B list mostly television actress/model is now a C list celebrity and that is being generous. Very generous. The only money she makes is from her former A list ex. Alimony. She is so broke financially that she is selling her two lone items from the wardrobe she kept from her very hit show. I don't think she ever thought she would split from her husband or that her popularity would end.
Donna D’Errico
This fashion house is credited for one of the most important fashion innovations ever. Now though, under new ownership it is a horror house. Literally. The owner treats everyone like a slave, which is not all that surprising given their upbringing. That was kind of the norm for them growing up. Contracts have been awarded for manufacturing all of the garments to companies who use child and slave labor. No one will ever catch them though because the owner of the fashion house has a lock on most of the news that comes out of the country. If you want to model for the line then you better be prepared to be passed around to all the men who are financial backers and red tape cutters for the company. The owner has zero respect for anyone unless they are rich or famous. Preferably both. When you think of evil people who run companies, this person is right at the very top of the list.
August 16, 2014
This former A list reality star hopes to be A list again when her new season starts airing. She is playing the victim card beautifully despite being the more frequent cheater in the relationship. She is just much more careful and only picks men who have more to lose than her if the fling went public.
Kendra Wilkinson
August 20, 2014
This blind item favorite who used to be an A list mostly television actress before becoming a star of direct to On Demand movies has no money for drugs so has been having sex for drugs. She is a mess and is even worse off than Lindsay was at her worst. Plus our blind item favorite can't charge as much as Lindsay.
Mischa Barton
August 23, 2014
This A list reality host is tired of answering questions about a two week relationship. She says that he got what he wanted and then dumped her and he opened his mouth about it so now she always has to answer questions and feels stupid all the time while he has moved on to other women.
Padma Lakshmi/Richard Gere
If you are a celebrity, or are rich, or can do her a favor, this former B+ list tweener turned bad actress will be your best friend. If you are just a fan though, she has zero time for you unless she is being paid. One of the more rude celebrities to fans right now.
This permanent A list supermodel always talks about how she has never done anything to her body, but in the last couple of weeks she had several procedures performed on her to keep herself looking like she always has.
June 19, 2015
This A- list mostly movie actress has been involved in a long relationship with a B+ list mostly movie actor. He tried to give her more chances but she won’t change who she is and now she is seeing someone else.
Amanda Seyfried/Justin Long
For the first time in a decade this former A+ list mostly movie actress who was that high for a split second before barely getting any work did not have to sleep with anyone to get a part. The lead actor, who is also producing the movie thought she would be great for it. She says she kept asking him if he wanted to sleep with her or what was the catch. That is how bad it has been for her since the peak of her fame.
The sparks have been flying between this foreign born B list mostly movie actress and this foreign born B list mostly movie actor who everyone seems to think is hooking up with the actress from the acting family. Nope. It turns out he has been hooking up with the foreign born actress while they promote their movie leaving her actor boyfriend in the dust. Serves him right.
A fan wanted this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor to pose with her on a red carpet the other day. The actor, who is known for going full frontal obliged. When the woman held the phone up there was a photo of her topless on the screen with her phone number. Apparently the actor hooked up with her while the movie was playing. He sent someone out to get her during the movie and had sex with her at the theatre.
Ultimately there were just too many drugs and too much cheating by this former A list mostly movie actress for her B+ list mostly movie actor boyfriend to take and the pair split. It was a long time coming.
This openly gay B list celebrity/former reality star has no income right now. He still has a name, but no income and his last boyfriend dumped him for cheating. Now, our B lister is trying his best to land this B list mostly television actor from a hit network show for money and to keep the fame train going.
This barely relevant reality star got pregnant with a married man's baby but convinced this former rapper turned B- list actor that the baby belonged to him. When the actor found out, he dumped her. Probably knowing she had slept with the other man for money probably helped with the breakup decision too.
The last straw for this barely celebrity girlfriend of an A list rapper to dump him was when she caught him naked in a room with this A list rapper who has an A list reality girlfriend.
This fashion editor who is almost as well known as Anna Wintour got hammered at a charity party in Milan and hooked up with a guy in a side room. She said that is how she prefers her relationships. Quick, with no chance of them moving in with her.
August 26, 2014
This actress is C list. I am being really generous with that, but in about two months when her new network show hits the air she will be B+. She is one of the leads on the sitcom and last night at a party she was literally the best thing about the night because she kept running up to A listers and would try and act cool but inevitably start gushing about them and ask to take a photo and she was ear to ear smile all night. Next year after her show has been on the air for a season, it will be interesting to see how she has changed.
Kelen Coleman (unfortunately her show didn't even make it one season)
Both of these people are B listers. If their new shows do well, they have a chance to be A-/B+ list mostly television. The woman in this relationship is foreign born. She has cheated on her boyfriends in her last five relationships. All overlapped. All people she met while working with them. The last time she cheated was probably the biggest headline maker. This time when she cheated, no one really noticed until she had moved on. Oh, she tried to halfheartedly pretend that the relationships didn't overlap, but she doesn't really care any longer. All she cares about is her craft, her significant other and the drugs he got her hooked on shortly after they started dating. She was never really a drug user, but he kept telling her how it would help her work and lo and behold she landed a huge part. The only problem is that producers are already talking about replacing her character if the show gets picked up for an entire season. She used to be reliable. Now her work is vacant and she always shows up late.
August 27, 2014
This jerk of a mogul and sometime reality star was at an event this week with his wife and and cut her off every time she tried to speak and told her to just sit there and look pretty.
Donald Trump
August 27, 2014
This B+ list mostly television actress has not been saying nice things about her A list actor husband while she has been at work this week. Nothing nice at all. And she has been very loud about it too.
Jenna Dewan/Channing Tatum (now that her show was canceled, she can go back to B-/C+)
August 30, 2014
This A list celebrity trainer was shunned at a party this past week. She was trying to fit in, but first of all looked ridiculous and like she was trying too hard, and second of all made a move on a guy with his girlfriend standing right there.
Tracy Anderson
This former singer turned celebrity turned reality star turned B- list mostly television actress on a new network show is ticked off at her former bff who is a celebrity/part-time actress. The former bff knew our B- lister was hooking up with this athlete, but when our actress started shooting, the former bff moved in and took the guy and his money.
August 30, 2014
This foreign born B list singer not named Rita Ora said she was into only women and then later said she was misquoted and only likes guys. She might say she likes guys, but her girlfriend of a year would probably disagree.
Jessie J
This celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister was a reality star turned celebrity turned reality star.She is married and is back on drugs in a big way. Meth apparently and she was wasted at an event this past week while out of LA.
One of the lead characters of this hit, long running ABC show is set to be killed off. Something has to be done to stop all the fighting and bickering on set between the two leads. One of them has to go. Which one will it be? Producers are hoping one of them will ask out of the show.
This former A+ list singer has dropped to A- and is hoping her side gig will push her back to the top. It might not be that easy considering her racist beliefs are set to be plastered all over the tabloids in the coming weeks.
Dating an A+ list mostly movie actor is quite the step up for this B list model, who a year ago was working the yacht circuit and Dubai to make ends meet. Although she is a well known model, she made much more on the circuit and is hoping for a big payday down the road after being with the A+ lister. He doesn't pay.
Desperate to keep her name in the tabloids in an attempt to recapture her A+ list mostly movie acting status, this celebrity offspring is going out on dates with a closeted former tweener who is mounting the kind of comeback she wants.
No one is quite sure why this celebrity turned reality star is hiding the fact that she is using a surrogate, but she is, despite her claims to the contrary.
What A-list mostly television actor has been getting frisky with one of his costars on the set of his upcoming TV show... who happens to be another man? Actor #1, who is married to a woman, has had numerous relationships with men dating back to the very beginning of his career. Actor #2 is still deep in the closet and hopefully this show will put him back on the entertainment radar. So on the first day of shooting the pilot, Actor #1 made his intentions to Actor #2 known right off the bat.. he grabbed the latter's ass between takes. I don't know if Actor #2 has returned the favor but I wouldn't be surprised if he did.
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who has two franchises but still no big name recognition was at an event last week with her husband. Apparently she did not care for a reporter's questions so turned to her husband, and said, "F**k these losers." That will probably be brought up the next time she is promoting a movie and wants to talk to reporters.
This A+ list singer used to be best friends with this other A+ list singer. Back in the day if they had been in the same place at the same time they would have got together. Not now. Neither of them can stand each other and when they had a chance to meet this past week, they blew it off. It all revolves around drugs, a guy both of them hooked up with and a woman/girlfriend one of the A+ listers treated poorly after a sexual encounter.
September 12, 2014
This foreign born B list singer not named Rita Ora was supposed to walk a runway as part of a show where she sang but the designer told her they had no clothes big enough. Apparently the singer has gained about 20 pounds since a first fitting a month ago. That is a lot of weight in a month, but she looks good to me.
Iggy Azalea
This former B+ list tweener is now a B+/A- list singer who would probably love to act again or do whatever she can to make a few bucks and stay in the public eye. She has tons of female fans. Gazillions. They obviously have never spent much time with her though. You will be lucky if you get a hello from her if you see her in public. Other women who have worked with her don't usually have anything nice to say about her unless she is still below them on the fame ladder. If she is above you, then you need to do what she says or serve your purpose and then be gone. This is all so fascinating to me considering she generally prefers women to men sexually. Oh, she won't say that. She does though. Now, if you are a guy, she will get along great with you. Her percentage of male friends to female friends is 95/5. She gets along with guys. With women, it is always her first and other women second. She won't compliment other women unless she is getting something out of it too. She cannot say anything nice without also mentioning herself. She seems sweet, but when you start to look into her world and her actions and talk to people who have worked with her, everyone sees it. She had a gig a few years ago that was a disaster. The thing is though, she made enemies with her female co-star and ended up sleeping with her male boss. That is and has been her m.o.. I have personally seen minor celebrities in awe of her and look to her as a role model and then they spend a few minutes with her and get dismissed and realize she is not the hero or the image they thought.
September 16, 2014
She's back. It must be three or four weeks since our favorite foreign born B list singer/part-time actress has caused any trouble. So, she probably felt like she had some making up to do and set her sights on this married iconic musician/singer at a party and turned a hug into kisses and more kisses on his neck and lips throughout the entire night and made sure he had her phone number. She was all over the guy. It was embarrassing even for her and that is saying something.
Rita Ora/Paul McCartney
September 20, 2014
Proving once again that she is just not very nice, this B list actress from a hit network show threw a tantrum until she was allowed to change an outfit so she didn't have to wear the same thing as the “fat girl,” who is her co-star and a MUCH nicer person and a MUCH better actress who is going to have a very long career unlike the mean one.
Sarah Hyland
September 22, 2014
This acting couple with past sobriety issues actually have a nanny who is also their sober coach and is with them all of the time. It seems to be working. It has been a long struggle for this pair.
Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart
This former A+ list tweener is a lucky guy. His drug dealer got stuck in traffic so our former tweener turned do nothing didn't have drugs on him when his bag was searched upon arrival in a foreign country this past week. I guess they have heard about him too.
This former A- list singer from a group turned reality judge has been hooking up with the married President of a country. Twice in his country and once recently in a different country.
September 23, 2014
When this aging former A+ list mostly movie actor who is trying to get back to that status after several years off asked for some strippers to be delivered to his hotel room this weekend he had his security people check i.d's. Not to make sure the women were legal, but to make sure none were out of their teens. One security guard stayed in the room, including the bedroom the entire time. Apparently there were issues in the past about sexual assault claims so our actor likes witnesses when dealing with strangers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Almost 24 hours of partying led to a very wasted and messed up looking former A list mostly television actress who has lived off her fame for the past two decades. The actress turned celebrity was at an event honoring her and was totally out of it. Eyes glazed and mumbled words were about all she could contribute.
An on set romance that did not have a happy ending involved this married A+ list mostly movie actor who has had a pretty bad month and is not named Ben Affleck and this B list mostly movie actress from an acting family that is involved in a relationship with an actor that will not have a happy ending either. On set, the A+ lister hooked up several times with the B lister, who broke up with her boyfriend because of what the A+ lister said. When they broke things off, her old boyfriend didn't want to get back together so she moved on to her current boyfriend. To say the press tour for the film where they hooked up has been chilly is not a strong enough term.
It is so unlike this permanent A list actor turned celebrity, but his celebrity wife was spotted doing some lines of coke following a fashion week party. To call it shocking is an understatement. Apparently when she decides to let go though, she really goes for it.
This B- list singer/actress from a hit cable show that just finished wrapping is so jealous of her A- list almost television actress ex that the actress ex showed up late to the Emmy Awards just to avoid a confrontation that the B- lister would surely have planned to occur. I definitely see the possibility of a future restraining order.
In order to hide his latest slip with sobriety, producers of this sequel cut the filming day of this former A list tweener turned B list mostly movie actor and have told extras to stay away from the actor when they are not actually filming scenes together.
This former B list mostly movie actor who comes from an acting family and is almost more famous for his ex, than his acting is back on drugs and booze in a big way. His current significant other is tired of being a mother to him and his constant need to party and pretend he is 20. His cheating is also out of control. He needs rehab but won't ever do it.
September 27, 2014
This B list rapper has been making the most of the time that this B list reality star is alone at home with her family gone. His goal is to marry her or at least get her pregnant because he is completely out of money and just had his flashy car repossessed.
Tyga/Kylie Jenner
September 28, 2014
This A- list mostly almost television actress thinks she is big stuff. She doesn't understand why she is having to audition for things, but she is. After the initial success of the show she didn't have to, but she is not that great of an actress and after production started on two projects before having to replace her and her bad acting, word got around. Now she auditions and is not having much luck.
Sofia Vergara
September 28, 2014
What does this foreign born married B list singer do when her boyfriend can't make it to see her? She finds someone else who will give her the drugs she wants in exchange for what he wants. The past months has been crazy for her and I'm not sure how she is alive at this point.
Lily Allen
October 3, 2014
Behind the scenes the staff of this late night show are all looking for jobs because they know they will all lose them if their boss doesn't start improving.
Seth Meyers
What former A-list musician and that iconic model got into a backstage scuffle at an AIDS charity gala overseas? Fists weren't thrown, but there was lots of name calling and screaming. Apparently the musician was being paranoid over rumors that the model had been flirting with her boyfriend in a club a few weeks before the event.
What former girl group member who is known nowadays for something other than singing has been on a booze and coke bender as of late? It's been really bad and her estranged husband is getting concerned that she's sharing the drinks and drugs with a family member, which she is.
What A/B-list actress and singer who has appeared in more than one medium agreed to sing at event sponsored by that slimy cult, even though she's a devout Christian and abhors their beliefs? Her reason for accepting this odd gig was that she was getting a big fat paycheck. It just seemed like a desperate move for some extra cash.
What singer-songwriter who might or might not be one of the breakout stars this year was spotted making out backstage with that married A-list rapper-mogul at that charity concert? This isn't the first time they've been intimate.
October 7, 2014
This B+ list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition doesn't even own a phone because her B list actor husband doesn't trust her. In a world of insecure in Hollywood he is at the top.
Megan Fox/Brian Austin Green
October 8, 2014
This A+ list singer heard that this other A+list singer never dressed herself, but let her assistant to do it. So, our first A+lister has gone one better and now has her assistant also undress her. It made a private jet pilot pretty happy when he wandered through the cabin and saw it happening as our singer got ready to land.
Mariah Carey/Rihanna
October 13, 2014
This former B list celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister has been fairly quiet the past few years after a few very wild years prior to that. Her latest boyfriend is a married man with several kids, but our offspring says love is love and doesn't feel bad about it at all.
Kimberly Stewart
October 13, 2014
This B- list mostly movie actress from an acting family who only scores that high on the list because of her family name and future scheduled projects has long battled sobriety and she is losing that battle right now because she wants to fit in with her new boyfriend.
Dakota Johnson
October 15, 2014
What A++ list rapper and mogul is actually 3 yrs. older than he says he is? His birth year magically changed when he started seeing his wife, who also is 3 years older than she says she is.
Jay-Z/Beyonce
October 15, 2014
This B list mostly movie actress with A+list name recognition who does other things on the side threw a fit the other day when a class was canceled and combined with the exercise class she attends. She said she didn't want anyone within ten feet of her because she thought they would take photos which caused everyone else to be on top of each other and all hate her.
Jessica Alba
Last Kaley one for today. I revealed this last month.
December 4, 2014
Do you think when everyone on the set of your show is telling you to hold off having a baby and frowning when they see you with all of the ovulation tests that they are trying to tell you something about the man you want to be the father of your kids. This A list mostly television actress on a huge network show should listen.
Kaley Cuoco
March 12, 2015
With her marriage collapsing and constant fights, this A list mostly television actress from a very hit network show has been hiding from the public. She does not even go workout any longer or even do her other favorite outdoor activity. She missed a really big deal this week too because of what is going on in her personal life.
Kaley Cuoco
This former boy bander turned a list solo singer turned part-time movie actor broke up with this one named former A+ list singer in a group turned B list solo singer because of the amount of drugs she was using. It was almost 24/7 and he was sure some pap would catch them together while she was using.
This A- list mostly television actress is on a long running network show. I mean really long. She is also in an acting family. She is also married, but I'm just waiting for the announcement of a divorce. There was a major life event recently for the couple so they have been holding off, but, considering they are both seeing other people, it is time.
Apparently not the most faithful of girlfriends, this B list mostly movie actress is cheating on her new girlfriend. Granted it is probably just a one or two night stand while out of the country, but still.
This now out of work athlete who has A+ list name recognition, but is not that great at his sport is looking for some positive publicity and someone who can keep her mouth shut. So, he brought in this out of work pro beard who spent a lot of time with a former A list tweener.
June 11, 2015
Apparently he must not be worried about his meal ticket leaving him because the husband of this A list mostly television actress from a hit network comedy that just does not seem as good this season has been seeing someone on the side. He thinks he is being discreet, but the paps are on to his game. Just trying to get him in public doing something he has been keeping indoors for now.
Kaley Cuoco/Ryan Sweeting
August 12, 2015
The only thing holding back this A list mostly television actress on a very hit network show from pulling the plug on her marriage is the people who will say, “I told you so.” There is also the issue of the pre-nup. Some people say there is not one which could cost her millions.
Kaley Cuoco
September 21, 2015
Emmy Awards
This married B+ list mostly television actor from a hit network comedy is an Emmy winner/nominee and left his wife at home. Presumably he could do this so he could hit on this B- list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show. He ran away in a hurry when she told him she was hooking up with this A list mogul who has a significant other.
Anthony Anderson/Kat Graham/Sean Combs
August 18, 2015
Just waiting for the divorce announcement from this A list mostly television actress from a long running hit network show. Her husband moved out.
Kaley Cuoco
Apparently the egos on this potential huge box office winner reboot of an 80's franchise are so out of control that a good half of the day is spent making sure each person has the same number of lines, the same number of production assistants and the same number of compliments from the director. I should clarify that only two of the stars are acting this way. One of the stars who came to the film from late night is a joy and everyone adores her.
This former A+ list mostly movie actress has dropped to A- over the past few years. A publicity driven marriage to an idiot has not really helped and her attempts at making her face look younger have backfired to the point where no one wants to book her for a movie.
October 16, 2014
It certainly was awkward when this A+list mostly movie actress was on the red carpet shortly after she overheard the subject of the film privately talking smack about the actress and the way she played the role. You really don't want to get on the bad side of the actress. Ever.
Reese Witherspoon
It is the last Friday of September and the first Friday of fall. It's this time of the year here where you would really like to just have a hint of fall crispness. Just a minute or two of it. Nothing though. Sure, the leaves change color, but it is not the same thing. I never really miss winter living here, because winter is no bueno, but I do miss fall. Anyway, I just realized Christmas is 3 months from today. This year might have gone faster than any year I can remember. If you would like to stop by this weekend, I will be here blogging away. If you want to follow me on Twitter to see who else blocks me, I am @entylawyer
#1 - Much like what happened in the show that was really popular for its very short run, this B+ list mostly television actress says an actor forced himself on her during filming, but she was too scared to do anything about it.
#2 - This former Real Housewife is hoping for marriage with her new boyfriend, but he just likes f**king with her head and degrading her. He is a total a-hole and is known for finding women older than him and treating them like crap.
#3 - This foreign born former A lister in her country who still acts, but won't ever be more than C list at this point is known here most for who she dated for awhile. Oh, and for being in the blinds frequently. She says she is dating this celebrity. Nope. He is deep in the closet. They travel together though, and are traveling now. He is her cover for the real purpose of the trips. Sex for money. She had a really bad problem a couple of years back when traveling alone, so he goes with her.
#4 - This Academy Award winning actress would not have been smiling as much on the red carpet recently if she knew this foreign born A list model had slept with her husband a week earlier.
October 16, 2014
She says it is love, but this A- list mostly television actress who will drop really quickly once her network show ends doesn't realize she is doing what every woman has done before her with the guy. She just happens to have more money to spend and give and the new $100K car is more than he earned in the past two years.
Lea Michele
October 17, 2014
This B list mostly movie actress ran away from her former A list mostly movie actor boyfriend. He is right on the edge of A and B. Anyway, he went into a drunken rage and came after. When she came back to him after the last time he did it, she said she wouldn't ever give him another chance if he did it again. Strange thing is she went and moved in with his mother.
Mia Goth/Shia LaBeouf (and when it happened again recently, she still wanted him back. It was Shia who left)
October 18, 2014
Everything was going great at dinner between this long time celebrity couple. The couple consists of a former A list mostly movie actor who was on a hit network television show and has been working non-stop for decades. His wife is an actress too and has had almost as much success. When our actor started drinking though, things got crazy and when he took his shirt off at dinner things went awful. The attempts at hugging all the women as he left just kind of put things over the edge, but the wife was patient. No yelling.
Danny DeVito/Rhea Perlman
This former A list rapper turned A- list mostly movie actor is married, but it didn't stop him from offering $1000 to any woman who would service him orally at a club earlier this week. he had to up the offer to $1500 before a woman agreed.
The latest hiccup in the relationship that should never end in marriage between this A list mostly television actress from a hit network show and her B+ list mostly movie actor boyfriend with A list good looks is that he does not want a pre-nup. If there is a pre-nup he wants at least $10M if they get divorced.
October 18, 2014
At an event the other day, this A list male model/part-time reality star/sometime actor would not stop hitting on this female A list model who also happens to be besties with someone A+. When she asked him about his girlfriend, he said they have an understanding. The female A list model then held up her cell phone where she had been texting his girlfriend and showed him that she didn't have the same understanding he did.
A list male: Tyson Beckford
Girlfriend: Shanina Shaik
A list female model: Karlie Kloss
A+ celebrity: Taylor Swift
This Sports Illustrated swimsuit model is being cheated on by her longtime boyfriend, who is a former a list athlete. His cheating is legendary and he has a lot of free time right now.
This Empire actress said that she had to have sex with this, foreign born, at the time A- list mostly movie actor who has since reached A+ list status briefly to keep a job she landed on his movie. Apparently the actor took a liking to her and the producer approached her and said they were thinking of replacing her, but she could probably save her job by sleeping with the actor. It was early in her career and she needed the break so did.
There is a lot of flirting and canoodling going on, but so far it has not moved beyond some making out between this married former A+ list female singer and this married A list mostly television actress who stars on a very hit network show.
This probable Academy Award nominee this year was doing so many drugs this week with his actress wife that people wondered if she was trying to kill him. One night the actor wanted to go home but the actress insisted they do a few more lines and then again and again.
This Teen Mom who just had her season finale last night told her new boyfriend she would take care of him financially which is one of the reasons he moved out of the home he was sharing most of the time with another woman.
This A- list mostly television actress from a long running hit network show that has probably run long enough now spends as little time on set as possible and is doing more and more drugs as her marriage crumbles.
This Orange County Housewife is always telling people about magazines who want to shoot her and photographers and she does go on several shoots each month. The thing is though, she is paying for all of them and there is very little real interest. She just likes the attention and being able to say she has another shoot.
This A list celebrity used to be a singer. Well, she pretended to sing. Pretended up to A list. Anyway, she was at a lunch of one of her new lines and drank too much and got sick in front of ten VIP's.
October 19, 2014
This former A list singer turned C+ lister with one name that is trying to always mount a comeback had to sleep with this A+ list athlete to get him to attend a recent party. She thought he would then be with her during the party but he left with one of her friends.
Ashanti
#1 - This former almost A+ list singer is off the wagon and is doing things while on drugs that she is going to regret. Using while being recorded and a couple of videos of her having sex in a recording studio with two different men.
#2 - This married foreign born A list dual threat actor had sex with a fan and that fan has turned stalker. He wants to get the fan out of his life, but doesn't want his wife to know about the sex.
#3 - This foreign born B list mostly movie actress was crazy wasted and wandering through her hotel screaming for a bathroom. When someone pointed it out, she ended up going in the men's room and causing a scene in there.
October 19, 2014
This married former A+ list athlete turned A++ list celebrity went to lunch with a soccer mom the other day. Just the two of them and they looked very cozy.
Michael Jordan
October 19, 2014
This A list multiple talk show host/reality star was visiting the set of a shopping channel to sell her stuff. Our host walked up to several items during rehearsal and talked about how she had them and wore them and how great they were and doing everything you are supposed to do. The one little problem was that what she thought were “her” designs belonged to someone else. Apparently our host had never seen her line in person before she started selling it even though she was “totally involved” in the process.
Giuliana Rancic
October 21, 2014
This former B+ list mostly movie actor turned television actor on a long running hit pay cable show who now has another long running show you probably haven't seen pulled out one of his famous lines this weekend. Despite sleeping with several black women he always uses the line that they will be his first. It didn't work with this Academy Award nominee/winner who knows a couple of the women he slept with previously and never spoke to again.
Jeremy Piven/Lupita Nyong'o
This B+/A- list almost television actress had a big hit back in the day, but now, a group she belongs to has started sending someone on the road with her every time she travels. Apparently they are concerned about someone in her life who might make her leave the group.
This former A- list singer and possible killer burned a $10,000 dress the day before it was supposed to be shown in a fashion show. Our singer/part-time actress got too close to the dress with a cigarette.
October 21, 2014
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor who all the women love went on a date with his girlfriend the other night and went back to her place for a few hours. He then left her place and went to a party where he picked up a woman and took her back to his place for a few hours before heading back to the apartment of his girlfriend where he stayed until the morning.
Benedict Cumberbatch
it turns out the reason this former tweener turned television talk show host split with her long term boyfriend is he found out about her hooking up with the executive that got her current job and how she keeps on hooking up with him despite being married.
This married conservative national television talk show host was not so conservative with the blonde escort he hired for a couple of hours the other night here in LA.
This permanent A list singer/part-time actress was yelling at her daughter out in front of their NYC hotel. Apparently our A lister decided what the adult daughter was going to wear was inappropriate and yelled at her to go change. Yeah, all this happened in front of the singer's fans.
At a London fashion week party, this celebrity offspring of a celebrity going through a divorce was sharing lines of coke with a female singer who would not stop flirting. Apparently the singer was trying to make her model girlfriend jealous.
This foreign born always in trouble with the law reality star turned celebrity turned reality judge turned part-time mistress to Simon Cowell has supplanted Lindsay Lohan as the new mistress to this married man with children.
This comic actress turned host recently split with her significant other but has been hooking up with them in a classic ex sex move. The actress said they wanted to get back together, but has also been having sex with several other people and flaunting it all over social media.
This A- list mostly television actress from a hit network comedy says that her husband wants her to get some help for an eating disorder. She is already dangerously thin and it is getting worse.
This celebrity billionaire spent 45 minutes with an escort while his A list girlfriend got ready for a date with the billionaire. Hey, the A lister is probably all for it.
October 22, 2014
This A- list mostly television actor from a hit cable show is nearing the end of his great run and he is not getting the projects he thought he would. So, he is leaning on the girlfriend he cheated on for much of the past decade. She finally has her own voice though and has been meeting another guy fairly frequently and the long term relationship could be over.
Jon Hamm/Jennifer Westfeldt
She keeps to herself. Sure, she has "art" projects, but that is pretty much all she has going on now. More often than not, she is using the money she earned from her almost network hit to pay for most of the production costs. Because that money is not going to last forever, she supplements her income being a Dominatrix. She is in extremely high demand, but most of her clients don't know she is also an actress. She never has sex with the clients, but is so popular that she charges $2500 an hour and usually works 20 hours a week doing it. Yeah, so she is making quite the living. She is introduced to her clients via sex clubs in NYC and LA who fly out to LA and meet with her at a Chateau Marmont bungalow she rents a couple of times a week.
October 24, 2014
All of the answers were in this photo post.
This celebrity has made it her goal to have sex every day for the rest of her life and has kept that going for three years straight.
Aubrey O'Day
October 30, 2014
The reason this married B+ list rapper and part-time reality star/actor is so close to this maybe one record wonder female singer and acts as her spokesperson sometimes is they have had a long sexual history together and even though she has a celebrity boyfriend the two still find time to hookup every month or so.
T.I.(Tip)/Iggy Azalea (I guess the hookups stopped and now he stopped working with her)
October 30, 2014
While working on a movie with kids, this A list mostly movie actor who only gets to be A list when in his franchise or an action movie met with some families of special needs children. The families had been visiting the set and consisted of families mainly with children who have Down's Syndrome. Our actor was so touched by the families he met that he visited one of the centers that was training teens to become productive adults and that had job training and how to live on your own and just preparing them to be adults with Down's Syndrome. Over the past decade our actor has funneled millions of dollars towards the center through his own donations and those of cast members. he makes sure all of the families and attendees visit his sets and go to the premieres. He has basically been a one man provider of funding for two centers who would not be open with the kind of services they offer if not for our actor. At one point during the peak of the recession he was what was keeping them open.
Vin Diesel
This married long time reality star who has a show based on his job likes to pretend he is all high and mighty and the right side of the law but he has been hooking up with the girlfriend of his son.
This foreign born sometimes out of the closet B+ list mostly movie actor cheated on his latest boyfriend with a man he met on Twitter. The hookup was arranged before our actor traveled to the country where the tryst and premiere were scheduled to occur.
August 24, 2015
Another controlling relationship bites the dust. They were former co-stars. She was an A list mostly television actress who does mostly movies now after her show ended. She also is doing some producing of a great almost television show. Apparently his constant “advising” just wore her down to the point she couldn’t take it any longer and the two are over.
Amy Poehler/Nick Kroll
This aging, permanent A list mostly movie actor who might be close to a permanent A+ list is an Academy Award winner. The other night at a premiere he went off on his wife in public and just would not stop. I think the aging combined with the pressure his 20 something girlfriend is putting on him to leave his wife is really getting to him.
Police in NYC raided a peep show earlier this week. Apparently someone spotted this lusted after foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who was in a hit pay cable show was there watching some guys dance naked. It was going to be a huge day for the pap, but the actor slipped out before police got there two hours later. Yeah, not a big priority for them.
This married permanent A list singer from a singing family was late to a meet and greet after a show this past weekend because she was having sex with one of her female backup dancers. Apparently it is the backup dancer who does all the work.
This former boy bander turned host is super insecure and jealous when it comes to his celebrity wife, but it is him that keeps cheating on her. Maybe he is scared she will do the same to him which would serve him right.
This foreign born B list mostly television actress crashed and burned badly last season with a show based on a movie. She has not done well in movies or television in the past decade but still has a name because of some big movie hits. She thinks she is far more popular than is the case. She wanted a store closed for her early so she could shop without being mobbed. The store refused. She came in and no one recognized her. When she left, someone did recognize her, but she blew them off for a photo.
This B+ list mostly television actress has worked steadily on network television for the past decade. First in a hit network show, then on her own in a hit network show before bombing big time. I guess she wanted to remind the world she does date men, by her announcement, but no one is fooled. it is all women all the time for her. The guys she picks to date have never dated a woman before or after her.
This married A+ list mostly movie actor is sweating things a bit. One of the various women he keeps on standby is pregnant. She is telling people it is the actor's baby, but he isn't so sure. He just wants to keep everything quiet forever, and especially until there can be a DNA test.
Counting down the days until this Teen Mom goes to court again. She should probably put down the crack pipe because to have any hope, she will need to pass a drug test. Hey, it is why the case was continued last time.
November 7, 2014
This Teen Mom was found passed out on pills at home while her kid(s) were screaming and crying and trying to “wake up mommy.”
Leah Messer
This B+ list mostly television actress who is on a hit network show that saw its lead quit when she wouldn't move, left her foreign born B- list mostly television actor husband. Hey, divorces happen all the time. Not blind worthy at all if left on its own. However, our actress is divorcing her husband because she has agreed to beard for her ex-boyfriend. Yep, that A- list mostly movie actor , who is having issues with his male significant other, not to mention his the woman who did used to beard for him. He thinks, and our actress agrees that he needs to firm up his relationship status to the world and our actress is willing to do it. They used to be a couple when he was confused and she has always loved him. Always wanted him back so she is perfectly willing to beard just to be with him forever.
November 8, 2014
What former American Idol contestant, who also ended up with another brief reality gig has been making several trips to Dubai lately to meet with some rich old men?
Pia Toscano
November 17, 2014
Which talk show hostess did a lot of apologizing over the phone to family and coworkers of the subject of that biopic she executive produced? She had to explain to them that her name was tacked on as a sort-of damage control and she had no final say about the film’s content. Well she’s right on that part. Maybe the family and coworkers need to get over it and stop whitewashing the past.
Wendy Williams/Aaliyah
November 20, 2014
This B list celebrity from an all-time A list political family is trying to hide two illegitimate children from his B list actress wife but it is tough because he did have some contact with them and does provide for them but didn’t want his new wife to leave him so he kept quiet. You know, just like with his affairs.
Robert F Kennedy Jr.
There she (B list celebrity/singer) was again. Half way around the world from her A list athlete supposed boyfriend while she hooked up yet again with the guy she has been seeing on an almost daily basis.
This B list mostly movie actress from an acting family and a stalled franchise is promoting a new movie. There she was on the red carpet and earlier that morning people thought she overdosed because she was unresponsive after an entire night of drug use.
November 26, 2014
This is kind of a mix for the last one. This country singer is A list in the country world. His wife is an A list not nice person and was rude everywhere she went the other night and rude to her husband too. In her wake her husband followed calming everyone and sharing smile and kind words and apologizing for his wife. He literally spent what should have been a great night for him doing nothing but apologizing.
Tim McGraw/Faith Hill
She does not seem the type but this foreign born married A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner got drunk at a hotel bar while out promoting her new movie and hooked up with the reporter interviewing her in the bar.
This comic A- list mostly television actress who just started a new season of her show on almost television says she went on a first date with a guy a couple of weeks ago and during dinner all he kept saying was she should really try waist training. As in, not just one comment but, as in five or six times in an hour he brought it up. There was not a second date.
This A- list mostly movie actor who started off as a tween and has had some issues for what seems like forever made his brand new girlfriend have sex with two of his friends. Apparently there is a scene similar in a new script he read. The guy is method and I swear he picks these scripts just to mess with the women in his life.
At an Emmy after party, this B list mostly television actress who is best known for a network comedy, but does a handful of other things at the same time said she is not sure about her boyfriend. Apparently the still, very young actress says she is always fighting him off and it is non-stop pressure by him to have sex, even while at the party. He then gets angry at her. Doesn't sound good.
There were some things missing from the hotel room of this A list reality star who has a side gig from an A list reality show. Since Lindsay Lohan was not in town, the finger has been pointed at the girlfriend of this celebrity offspring. The offspring apparently just wrote a check to cover any possible loss and is confident he will get his money back when the goods are found. Don't hold your breath.
This A+ list singer took back her former A list singer ex yet again and yet again, he did the same thing he always does this past weekend. Get phone numbers of women, even while he is actually at the same event as the A+ lister because he always needs someone to fill up his free time. The A+ list finds out and they split for a month or two and then she takes him back.
From JV - "I have never met anyone who is so nice to every person who comes up to her. I met her for the first time ten minutes ago and I want to be her best friend forever. Seriously. She came alone but no one wants to stop talking to her because she is so nice. When I met her (foreign born B+ list mostly television actress from a very hit PBS show) I realized what a great actress she is because I expected her to be one way and she was just not that person from the show. I realize I'm also a little drunk."
From JV -" If I did the amount of drugs I saw this former A list rock star turned parody of himself/part-time actor do just in the past 15 minutes, I would be dead. He seems to always be planning his next exit or a trip to the restroom or the patio. He is not a happy drug user either. The guy is on the edge of violence right now."
From JV (several texts put together) - "I don't know her (A list movie actress who was an A+ list television actress). I know him fairly well (B list actor/writer). They are married right? For real? I don't understand this at all. I am looking at him. He is ten feet from me and has his arm around a woman who is definitely not his wife. This is not just posing for a selfie arm around her. It is like they just finished having sex and are cuddling after. You know, like Nicole Kidman poses on the red carpet with whoever she happens to be involved with. I am telling you these two have hooked up. And might do it again in a few minutes. If I was his wife I would leave in a second just from watching him now."
From JV - This celebrity turned reality star turned celebrity again has decent name recognition because it is such a famous last name. She is engaged to an actor and she acts really chaste around him which really surprised JV because she remembers as well as I do when our celebrity used to do lines of coke off the body of her former boyfriend who loved to show off his manhood at parties. They had sex so many times in front of people that it was almost expected at parties.
November 27, 2014
Just because he is married with multiple kids and it is the holiday season doesn’t mean this A+ list mostly movie actor who used to be married to an A list mostly movie actress can’t have some fun on the side. Yes, that was him at a little B&B in the middle of nowhere on the east coast with a woman who is not his wife.
Brad Pitt
#1 - This permanent A list model was talking smack about the guy who should be the next James Bond. Apparently when they had a brief hookup he failed to mention that his significant other could pop in at any time and apparently did. She also said the significant other is pregnant.
#2 - This B list mostly comic television actress who crashed and burned badly when she was in front of the camera but has made a few bucks behind it got into a fight with a B list mostly television actress who is an offspring. Apparently the comic actress called the other actress out on some drug use and the offspring said the comic actress should mind her own business and it got really mean, really quickly.
#3 - Kindness - This B list mostly television actress who is on a hit network show after being booted from a different network show where she was beloved, had two women with her at an after party. She introduced them as her hair and makeup people but really she sneaked them into the party after she bummed a cigarette from one of them outside the venue and they started chatting.
December 4, 2014
This celebrity turned reality star who has now been in four or five reality shows and makes most of her earnings from it has been pressuring an adult video company to hold off on releasing a sex tape that stars our reality star and another woman for several months so she does not look like a hypocrite and also because she is enjoying the feeling of people being on her side which she thinks will go away.
Kendra Wilkinson
December 4, 2014
This B list mostly movie actress was a no show at the launch of a product for her A list celebrity husband. The two are clearly not getting along and he has been spending more time with his mistress than his wife.
Gabrielle Union/Dwayne Wade (it seems that the off season brought them back together which is good)
December 5, 2014
This married B list performer won the award for being most wasted during a live national television performance the other night. I’m surprised she could sing. She did however make a big deal of taking off her panties prior to taking the stage and then putting them back on when she finished. Bizarre.
LeAnn Rimes
From AP- "I almost punched this B list mostly television actress from a hit network show who started off on reality after she hit on my husband right in front of me. She looked at me like I was not even there as she grabbed my husband's arm and rubbed her almost bare breasts on him. I have never been so f**king livid with another human being."
From AP- This barely legal B+ list mostly television actress on a hit pay cable show had a string of 40 year old plus male executives lining up to hit on her. Apparently they all had seen a recent nude scene she did for a movie and they all wanted a chance to go out with her. About half of them walked away from their wives to talk to the actress.
December 6, 2014
She just can’t stay away from her co-stars. No matter how many times this B list mostly television actress with the A list last name gets burned she keeps repeating the same mistakes. She most recently cheated on her long term boyfriend to be with her current co-star and follows him all over the country. He is just using her and eventually she will realize that she has been burned again.
Sophia Bush
This B list foreign born mostly television actor who owes a great deal of his success to a foreign born A list actor/sometime host/comedian who creates most of his own shows sent his wife out into the parties looking for a threesome partner for them. Nothing wrong with that but when his wife would bring them by he would inspect them like a piece of meat. Creepy and disturbing.
This married B+ list mostly television actor from a hit network comedy is an Emmy winner/nominee and left his wife at home. Presumably he could do this so he could hit on this B- list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show. He ran away in a hurry when she told him she was hooking up with this A list mogul who has a significant other.
This Emmy winner is single again and acted like it. Boozing and groping his way through the show and then at an after party before drunkenly making out with an equally hammered B list actress who was his former co-star.
This married, foreign born actress who is an Emmy nominee/winner for her pay cable show hooked up with another man despite the relatively short amount of time she has been married. He was a no show to the event.
This former B list celebrity turned former beard had her big shot but overdid it with too much coke. She did it to calm her nerves but it just made everything much worse.
This former singer turned reality star turned part-time actress on a new show for fall spent forever getting down the red carpet. No, she was not talking to every interviewer. Not that many people care enough to be that desperate, but she lingered to see which guys came alone and which of those guys might be a future prospect. She knows she needs to stay in front of cameras and she wants a relationship with a guy who will actually want to be seen in public with her and not just have sex with her and toss her out or pay her and ask her to leave. So, there she was meeting guys and introducing herself and buzzing around the show and parties trying to get a future tabloid cover with lots of pap shots in between.
Unless you were someone who could do her a favor, this Emmy winner won the biggest pain in the butt award last night. Before she won she thought she was better than you, but now that she has won, she has taken it to an entirely different level. At several events last night and the awards itself she refused to mingle or interact unless the person was higher on the food chain than herself. For someone who likes to talk the game about how she is down to earth, she is far far from it. No one came away from last night with any like at all about her.
From last night.
FOX broadcaster who no one likes almost got fired b/c she had such a tantrum when she found out she would not be on #Emmys broadcast.
December 7, 2014
The newlywed wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor was busted having sex with someone she has worked with frequently in the past who is a celebrity in his own right. Apparently that is love and the marriage is a fame thing.
Amal Clooney
December 8, 2014
This B list mostly movie actress who really could use some more work and not just photos of herself dating her A- list mostly television actor boyfriend from a hit almost network show calls herself an animal lover. She might be, but does it mostly for the attention like everything else. That isn’t a service dog she hauls around with her. She just likes to pretend and to get the attention.
Nikki Reed/Ian Somerhalder
December 10, 2014
Apparently this former A+ list politico wanted to actually have sex with this reality star and it freaked her out. She is used to a no touch type of relationship.
John Edwards/Padma Lakshmi
December 22, 2014
This A list British actress who is going to have a tough time fitting into corsets for awhile says that when she dated this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who will have a big 2015 that he cheated on her with the British actress who always seems to cheat. He told her it was because he felt insecure she made so much more than him.
Keira Knightley/Jamie Dornan/Sienna Miller
This B+/A- list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring says that every single day she tries to think of a way to not film the next installment of her franchise because she hates it and her co-star so much.
This B list celebrity/part-time reality star/future porn star says her B+ list celebrity ex who is broke as a joke loved when she pretended to be a guy and added a little (not that little) something to her body to make her more guy like.
You would think this former A+ list mostly movie actress would want to stay out of anything controversial. She got caught in a cheating scandal once and it ruined her career. She is still hooking up with her celebrity ex despite the fact he is dating a permanent A lister,
This B list mostly television actor from a fairly hit show who also moonlights in movies and a daily show actually took a phone call from his actress girlfriend while having sex with another woman. Well, undressed anyway and about to.
December 23, 2014
After being sober for the better part of 2014, this A+ list singer has suddenly crashed and burned in a huge way. Her record label and mentor had told her to get her act together and she did but around Thanksgiving on a trip home she ended up using a new drug she had never tried and now can’t get enough of it and is going days without sleeping or showering and is a big mess.
Rihanna/Jay-Z
December 23, 2014
This NYC Real Housewife has been working out 4 hours a day and even got new bigger breast implants to try and keep her husband from cheating. So far it isn’t working.
Kristin Taekman
December 23, 2014
This former almost A list mostly television actress who has played the same role twice had a makeup person on her new show fired because the makeup person didn’t want to spend four hours per day trying to make the actress turned reality star look 20. Apparently the actress is being a huge pain to everyone.
Jennie Garth
December 24, 2014
This will probably crush some fans of this long ago show that ran for a long time but the female former lead of that show who is on a hit show now has been hooking up with her much younger co-star. Maybe it is just an on set fling and she will spend the holidays with who you want her to spend them with.
Gillian Anderson
December 27, 2014
This former B+list mostly movie actress turned joke of an actress is not only a home wrecker (with the help of her boyfriend) but apparently also has told the children of the father that she is their mother now and should call her mum.
Lindsay Lohan
December 27, 2014
This A- list singer who has had an interesting past 18 months and made way more news away from singing than for anything she has recorded slipped in her sobriety in a big way Really big way.Drank non-stop on her recent flight and was apparently hammered enough to be turned down for booze at a store a day later.
Kesha
December 28, 2014
This A- list reality star who is the youngest member of the A list reality family made a sex tape two days ago. Yes, she is still underage but she doesn’t care. The interesting thing is it was a different guy than her boyfriend who she made it with. Although, she did send it to the boyfriend to make him jealous, Someone needs to go to jail here.
Kylie Jenner
This former B list celebrity turned B- list reality star is the offspring of a permanent A list singer. She usually likes her men at least twice her age but made an exception for a long time friend who was a reality star until recently. He was also in a relationship with an A list reality star until recently. Anyway, the two hooked up but our offspring says an army of hookers could try and get him erect and it wouldn't work. Too much booze and drugs. He is all talk and stumble at this point in his life.
While this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been traveling the world promoting her new movie, her A-/B+ list mostly movie actor husband who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been hooking up with two different women.
There was some noise because this B+ list mostly movie actress who also does commercials was sitting outside for lunch. That being said, she either told her friend she wanted another baby with her A+ list mostly movie actor husband or she is having another baby with her husband. Either is kind of shocking.
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress says she was cut from a movie not because she sucked in it but because the now wife of her A list co-star found out they were having sex and ordered the actor to get her fired. The firing didn't happen but the actress was cut.
December 28, 2014
This former A list talk show host who is waiting for her new gig is spending the holidays with a man who left his wife and family to be a star f**ker.
Chelsea Handler
December 31, 2014
This C list wannabe actor of a permanent A list celebrity got into an argument with his new bride at the store this week when he was talking about fashion with the sales person. When his celebrity wife tried to speak up, he told her she knew nothing about fashion and should stay quiet.
Evan Ross/Ashlee Simpson
July 10, 2015
Everyone thought she was there for a huge event in the hotel. Nope. This former A+ list celebrity with the unique look who is probably a B+ lister by now bypassed the gala and headed to an elevator where she met up with a man paying big bucks to be with her for a few hours.
Dita Von Teese
July 10, 2015
The budding war between these two bff is about to get much larger. This singer turned celebrity turned reality star has been hooking up with the A list ex of her now former bff.
Christina Milian/Karrueche Tran (Chris Brown)
This A list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She is also married with child/ren. The guy she met on the set of her latest movie is the guy she has been hooking up with and doing coke with and the marriage, already on shaky ground is over.
This A+ list NFL player who doesn't play for Green Bay should just come out already and be done with it. He is trying way too hard to make it seem like he is straight.
June 12, 2015
Apparently they both have seen lawyers and now there just needs to be some kind of financial settlement. That is where the problem is because she wants an eight figure settlement. There was a prenup but this B- list now mostly movie actress is playing hardball with her husband who is a foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor.
Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds
This weekend is the start of award season. Yeah, you can't count the Video Music Awards. At this point that is just a paid Taylor Swift commercial. I will be here all weekend and on Sunday will have some posts in the afternoon and evening for the red carpet and Emmy Awards show. You actually don't even need to watch the show because on Monday I will have all the dirt, which is all anyone really cares about anyway.
If she is in town, and by town, I mean a little town slightly south of Santa Barbara. She is an Academy Award winner/nominee. You could argue she was A+ list at one point. Definitely A list. Foreign born with a permanent A list movie actor husband. Our actress has gone through some issues over the past few years, one of which is trying to keep track of her real age. I digress. Anyway, she has some issues she has worked through including her husband constantly cheating on her. One of the things these issues have caused is a lack of friendship. She has very few friends. Oh, sure she can air kiss with the best of them and put on a big Hollywood fake grin, but it is just fake. Empty. So, there she is, on the little main street in this town, strolling from shop to shop. She has enough money where she spends a few bucks at each store, but it is more a payment for letting her be there and talking to her. She can stay in a store for an hour just talking. Wanting to be talked to. She will make the rounds of her four or five favorite stores over the course of a day. It has nothing to do with what they sell, although her favorite does sell consignment clothing. Nope, what it has to do more with is the person in the store. She goes to shops which will talk to her and entertain her. Converse with her, even for a little while. Everyone in the town loves her and loves spending time with her, but for some reason she never does this with any other people. No one in the industry. No one when she is on sets. Maybe she thinks they are as fake as the air kisses they blow. So, if you are in this town, and it is a weekday, because she only does this on weekdays, don't be surprised to see her in stores, seated on a chair, talking and smiling and laughing and at the end of it, purchasing something to make it look like it was all business, when it is really her trying to find a friend.
June 15, 2015
There was just something super creepy about this B list mostly television actor who has been a lead or recurring character on network shows (made his name in long running network hit) for almost three decades hitting on women in their late teens and early 20’s. He is almost three times their age. It might also be why his last marriage crashed and burned.
Steven Weber
June 18, 2015
Just as I told you a couple of months ago, this B list mostly television actress from the long running almost network show is yachting. She even managed to pick up a legit paycheck at the same time.
Kat Graham
June 20, 2015
This former A- list singer in a group who may or may not have committed murder was at a party this week and started laughing hysterically. She then pointed to two women in her circle and said, “I f**ked your dad and your husband. Crazy.”
Lily Collins/Eli Roth
The actress from yesterday who is on her best behavior at fashion shows, was a sweaty mess at an event this week. Wasted and dripping with sweat at a charity gala, she started taking off her clothes from the door to the sidewalk and was literally down to nothing when she stepped into the car waiting for her.
This closeted foreign born B+ list mostly television actress in a hit pay cable show is having a bad week. The woman she has been seeing since award season last year just couldn't handle the temper of our actress or always hiding from the public so she left.
June 22, 2015
This foreign born celebrity chef who has been on multiple reality programs and is not named Gordon Ramsay left the wife at home this weekend and had no shortage of other women to keep him company.
Jamie Oliver
Everyone thought at the show it was a little tent area for this former tweener actress turned singer who had a pretty great week to change costumes or fix a costume if necessary. Nope. It was a place she would run into for a quick bump of coke if she needed it. She always needs it for any show before noon.
This B list mostly movie actress from an acting family is about to get a restraining order against the ex of her current actor boyfriend. Apparently the ex is texting and e-mailing our actress and has repeatedly threatened her.
The actor boyfriend of this former A+ list singer turned A- got another woman pregnant. Our singer still is trying to win him back though.
Earlier this week, this married B list mostly movie actress was hitting on a B list female singer who was A list as recently as a year ago. The B list singer was not feeling it and felt really pressured by the actress who was wasted on something and just would not take no for an answer to the point where the singer had to leave the club before she was scheduled to.
Apparently things are not going as well as they had before for this A+ list mostly movie actor and his model beard. She liked it when it was just the two of them traveling and having fun, but now he has told her some of the things and people he wants her to interact with and to really make it look like a relationship. She probably would be willing but the people he has introduced her to don't like her and treat her like an employee, which she is if you think about it.
This married celebrity couple are probably at their happiest point in their marriage. Thanks to an A+ list rapper, the husband in the relationship, who is a B list rapper has a steady side-piece who will keep her mouth shut while his A list singer wife has found a woman who she has been with for three months now and is a "nanny," at least for payroll purposes.
What former A-list singer who is probably better known for his personal life recently cast a transgender model as the love interest in his newest music video? This video vixen has slept with many closeted musicians, and she'll probably sleep with the aforementioned singer as well.
What mostly television actress who also sings on the side shocked some people at a NY Fashion Week party because the latest plastic surgery done on her face made her unrecognizable?
What model turned professional beard is suddenly back on with that closeted athlete she supposedly broke up with several months ago? She must need a paycheck badly
What C-list former tweener turned talk show host split with her fiancé after he threatened to blab to the tabloids about her extra curricular activities which earn her some additional money? He won't be talking anytime soon after her PR people paid him not to.
June 25, 2015
This east coast Housewife is still married but it didn’t stop her from hooking up with a very rich man, who also happens to be married. Our Housewife definitely sees some much needed dollar signs.
Dina Manzo
#1 - Being surprisingly good while at the shows is this B list mostly movie actress who makes her living almost completely through her franchise. At a fashion show earlier this year she was wasted and groping models and she was told she needed to be sober and stay away from the models in the future or she would be banned.
#2- This B list model/celebrity offspring is just the opposite of #1. She has been out of control with the drug use. Mostly pills and coke to get her through the busy days and nights.
#3 - This model has a big name but she makes most of her money yachting. She spent 15 minutes trying to convince this mid-teens actress to join her on an upcoming trip. The actress kept reminding her she was just in her mid-teens but the model kept saying it didn't matter. The actress looked horrified.
June 25, 2015
It was all innocent out on the red carpet but once inside the theatre, this again permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was running his hands all over a female family member. Not the first time.
Morgan Freeman
June 25, 2015
What A/B-list former singer/reality star/sometime actress with a lucrative side business is not only spending money on drugs but also on more plastic surgery? She was spotted out at lunch with some friends sporting plumper lips and a heavily botoxed face. And I thought she just stopped with the boobs… so far she’s had more work done this year than at any other point in her career.
Jessica Simpson
May 5, 2015
This billionaire had two foreign born models on his arm. One of them is a first for a huge US clothing label. The billionaire is foreign born and spends vasts sums of money on designer labels and is a go to guy for designers looking for money. When the billionaire said he wanted a blonde model for an after party, this A list designer who had dressed his two models said he would have someone waiting by the time the billionaire could get to the party.
Michael Kors
This B- list mostly movie actress has also starred in a hit pay cable show. She seems to be most well known for who she dates and how no one likes her. Her former significant other is an actor. They have a child together. He was filming a movie and the actress called him. She said she didn't want their baby any longer and he needed to come over and pick up the kid and she was leaving the house right that second. The actor had to postpone a scene, drive across town and the actress was not there. A neighbor was there watching the kid. Apparently the actress thinks the child is interfering in her work and love life.
This former tweener turned singer/former reality basically drops f bombs every few seconds for most of the day. Last week a radio station was taping an interview with her and after five minutes they had nothing they could even use because of what she was saying. After a full 20 minutes they managed to keep two minutes of actual interview they could air.
May 5, 2015
This openly gay married B+/A- list actor made his fame from television but is really trying to get into movies. He was all over this man, not his husband the other night. It was get a room time.
Jim Parsons
The son of this former A+ list mostly movie actress who had a good decade run at A list before watching her career dry up says that his mom has started cutting herself on a fairly regular basis.
This A list model turned host wants everyone to like her despite not being all that likable. She has been spinning a yarn about how she is having a tough time getting pregnant. She isn't even trying, because she thinks it will kill her career but she wants people to think she wants to be pregnant.
This Teen Mom should be more careful who she does drugs with. She probably thought this former A list singer would keep things quiet about the two doing drugs together. The Teen Mom obviously does not know the penchant of this singer turned actress turned possible murderer for telling everybody everything she does in life.
This former A list singer who had a lengthy rehab stay got such huge lip fillers that she could not even talk, let alone record anything at the recording studio her label rented at a very high expense last week.
This foreign born B list model was in a relationship with this former tweener turned bad actress turned singer but has moved on to this foreign born A list model turned actress who does not promote well. One sticking point. The A lister has not told her girlfriend.
This married A list rapper/part-time reality star and recent name changer recently stopped having sex with his one hit wonder protege because his wife was fed up with her. The wife knew her husband was having sex with the one hit wonder and was fine with it but felt her husband was not getting what he deserved from the relationship so made the husband break it off. Strangest marriage ever.
The he says he is the boyfriend of this A list in her mind everything actress/singer/reality star has been hooking up with a male production assistant who works on the A lister's show.
February cannot get here fast enough. This A list reality star is probably the only person on the planet who does not know (or maybe she doesn't care) that her athlete boyfriend hooks up with as many women as possible.
May 6, 2015
This B list mostly television actress from a hit network show got her start in reality television in a completely different kind of role. She is trying, but failing to keep an engagement secret because her publicist says she can get her a tabloid cover on a slow week.
Katharine McPhee
#1 - This former A+ list mostly movie actor created a painting entirely out of his own blood.
#2- This B+ list mostly movie actress is adamant about expressing who she is not dating because she doesn't want her pushing grandfather age boyfriend to be upset.
#3 - This A list reality star was full on crying when she came out of a doctor's office but by the time she hit the street and the paps had her game face on. Some bad news she wants to save for later maybe.
May 8, 2015
This Golden Globe winning actor is on a hit network comedy. He is actually the star. He is also a big fan of helping feed the poor. In order to get more volunteers he started organizing a party two years ago for the place he volunteers At the time there were ten and the place needed about 50. He tried to make it as fun as possible and spared no expense. It is not only for the volunteers, but also for the homeless and people who eat where he volunteers. Well, the parties have been such a hit there is a waiting list now to volunteer just because people want to go to the party. So, now he has expanded the program and footing the bill to other places that feed the poor and homeless.
Andy Samberg
May 8, 2015
This foreign born former A list comic actor is probably a B now. He has been around forever and has been on so many shows and so many movies and is beloved by millions. He also has a very generous heart. If you have a charity event he will be there and work his butt off to raise money. All for free. At an event particularly close to his heart last week the goal had been to raise $1M. The event managed to raise about $800K. Our actor stepped up and wrote a check for the difference.
Martin Short
May 8, 2015
This former A list singer in a group who has really done nothing since the group split but live off her millions has a new gig. She can probably thank her ex band mate for the job because she kind of set the precedent. A rough guess that two days ago there were about 1500 people who all wanted photos and autographs with our singer and some of her peers at an event. Her peers bailed after the show but our former A lister took 1500 photos and probably signed her name double that amount of times. It took about three hours. She never complained once.
Mel C
This A list reality star from an A list reality family might be the least popular of the bunch but she is cleaning up and loving being the beard for this A list athlete. Despite her young age, this is not the first time she has bearded, because she did it for a closeted boy bander not that long ago.
This recent relationship between a former A list rapper and a singer turned reality star turned actress ended because he found out about the threesome she did with her A list co-star and his on again off again girlfriend.
May 8, 2015
This actress is probably C+. She is in that franchise television movie that makes Tori Spelling look like an Oscar winner. Anyway, the actress also produced a recent movie and is also in college full-time. Yeah, makes me feel like I don’t do much either. Anyway, she was in LA this week and talked a network executive into a $75K grant to help fund some high schools back in NYC with cameras and editing equipment. It is a pet project of hers.
Courtney Baxter
I don't know if it is blind devotion or love or what, but this current A list singer who could fall just as quickly as he rose if he doesn't have a string of hits made his model/celebrity offspring girlfriend show everyone around a VIP table at a fashion week after party her bare breasts. According to one of the people who were there he basically shamed her into doing it and she looked extremely embarrassed.
This foreign born A list dual threat actor is making himself a triple threat with his new project. He spends an hour every afternoon in his dressing room with a different woman. Never his wife though.
This C list mostly television actress who has done movies too is a celebrity offspring who also has done reality television. She has landed her first big role and it is becoming quite clear why she never landed any big roles despite that big last name. Her acting is awful and producers are hopeful that that she can at least get some middling reviews. They are ok with that.
Apparently this recently married couple who also recently had a child together are on the outs. The B- list mostly movie actor/celebrity offspring husband has been having sex at a friend's apartment with a woman he met a few months ago and his celebrity wife just found out about it.
This B+ list model no one had really heard of a few months ago says that she and her A+ list actor boyfriend still have not had sex, but she had no problems name dropping him two days ago to get a table at lunch when the restaurant said the place was full. She got in and you should have seen her lead her friends to the table.
This former tweener turned talk show host is already over her most recent breakup. She has made plans to spend some time with a guy willing to pay to spend time with her. No, not in Dubai, but in Mykonos where it looks more like a vacation than business.
This former B list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show no longer on the air has a new movie coming out and is terrified that it will flop. She is binging and purging and has lost a ton of weight off her already tiny teen frame. She looks super frail.
This celebrity offspring of the less famous sibling in the family thinks of herself as a model but I'm not sure what kind of modeling she is doing with the horrible injections and fillers she has done to her lips and face. She thinks she looks great but looked so much better before.
May 11, 2015
The celebrity offspring who is trying to make her own name in the celebrity world got busted using again and this time she had to undergo lecturing about her issues in front of other diners in a restaurant on a bright and early Mother’s Day morning. The part-time reality star did the lecturing while the plastic surgeoned to death girlfriend looked on.
Gigi Hadid
Like so many other Instagram models, this model is not actually a model or fitness instructor or herbal tea sales person or any of the other million jobs they claim to work. Nope. This Instagram model is an escort. A very high priced escort. Like many of the escorts on the site, she takes a lot of photos. Things people have bought her or holding cash she was paid. Most of the time they say they earned it themselves with some kind of #blessed hashtag, but no one is buying it. Well, this particular model hit pay dirt a couple of years ago. She met a Presidential candidate. At the time he was not running for office but he is now. Back in the day when they first hooked up she took photos of the two of them together. Innocuous looking photos. She is at a dinner or a lunch. There are others around, but make no mistake, she was there to be with him. He is married. was at the time too. All of these events she attended happened to be in hotels. They would spend some time together before or after the event. No photos of that time together or so our candidate thought.
It turns out he was wrong. No selfie queen would ever not document all parts of her life. She might not share everything with the world, but she is certainly going to keep it for herself and her close friends. Fast forward a couple of years. Their fling has long since ended. It actually lasted a bit longer than most. Suddenly on her page pop up photos of her with the candidate. First it was just the events. The photos she had posted a couple of years ago. She e-mailed the candidate with a link and of course he thinks nothing of it and probably thinks he could squash her if she says they had a relationship.
Then, she sends him a photo of him brushing his teeth in a hotel room bathroom mirror. He has his head down but you can clearly see her in the reflection of the mirror holding the phone. He is wearing nothing but a towel and she is in a bra and panties. When he fails to respond she sends him a link to the photo and it is up on a new private Instagram account. He freaks out but thinks it can still be handled. They start negotiating. Things are not going well and she has promised to post the photo to her own public Instagram account by the end of the month if she does not get her dollar figure. She currently has several hundred thousand followers so this should be interesting.
May 11, 2015
Yes, that was this married foreign born A list double threat who bought an apartment he says is just an investment, but he did move in a lot of his own things and has been staying there alone. Frequently.
Benedict Cumberbatch
May 12, 2015
This former B+ list mostly movie actress who has a lot of talent and a former relationship to a permanent A list mostly movie actor now finds herself mostly on almost television. Our actress recently got back together with an ex-boyfriend but had tossed the ring he gave her when she found out he cheated. That is why she has a completely different ring now.
Robin Wright/Sean Penn/Ben Foster ( I wonder what she did with this one)
May 12, 2015
With Cannes kicking off and the start of yacht season, I thought I would tell you who is committed for a week or more as a guest.
This foreign born B- list celebrity who as of this week is a failed actress apparently lost enough weight and is in very high demand. She will make more during her weeks in the Med than she did on her failed show for its entire run.
Kelly Brook
At a fashion week show this past week, this one year wonder unless she also ends up as a beard for a former tweener was this celebrity. She kept spilling out of her dress and the jokes mixed with her title and her continued toplessness were priceless.
The foreign born mid-teens celebrity who is a celebrity offspring is in the blinds for the first time because she was doing lines of coke with some guys at a fashion week party who were all about three times her age. According to the spy it was a disturbing scene, not just because she is so young, but because the guys all looked and acted like they also wanted to have sex with her.
May 12, 2015
With Cannes kicking off and the start of yacht season, I thought I would tell you who is committed for a week or more as a guest.
Former B+ list Disney tweener turned failed singer and bad actress. She already had a very profitable one weekend in Dubai over the holidays last winter.
Selena Gomez
This former not very far back Bachelor contestant says the Bachelor who picked her has way more love for men than women.
This aging permanent A list singer/performer/Academy Award winner/nominee has sold off many of her most valuable possessions. She was hoping she could tour the world and make it all back but things are not looking rosy on that front and there is going to be another massive sell off of her items which she hopes will last her the rest of her life.
This B list mostly television actor burned a lot of bridges in his last big movie job and he does the same in relationships and also now on his current network hit. He is ticked his role has been reduced and the actor says he is going to start spilling a lot of secrets about the cast and producers. Considering the amount of drugs he takes and all his enemies, he is lucky to even be working. He should be thanking them.
