Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Blind Item #1

This NFL player tried the beard route once before. The A+ list athlete tried it for a few weeks and it just didn't work. It has not stopped this celebrity offspring former A list mostly movie actress from trying to land the gig though. She loves latching on and this would be perfect for her. I would have told her to wait until it was closer to football season. He will find to dump her between now and then and will miss all those camera shots of her at games she craves.

15 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

kate hudson and JJ Watt

sandybrook said...

+99

sandybrook said...

not exactly a blind item since it was everywhere yesterday. Maybe the pressure of getting to 13 Blind Items a day is waaaay too much?

Marianne said...

+1 certainly seems that way

Kate said...

Inventing bullshit to match tabloid headlines is hard, y'all.

Khaleesi said...

Fuck enty, this is a non blind

mariaj said...

What's the supposed " bullshit", that Kate Hudson wants to beard for JJ Watt or that JJ Watt may be gay, or not straight?

mariaj said...

Cause you have to decide if it's " obvious" and is everywhere, or is " bullshit"

Kno Won Uno said...

JJ Watt is arguably the most formidable defensive player on the field in the NFL right now. I'd love for him to say "Yeah, I'm gay - you have something to say about that?!" For now, I can only dream.
For real, JJ - not Super Skank Hudson. She's beneath you.

david said...

I still don't buy the 'smoker' designing/selling athletic wear image she is trying to present.
Her clothes must smell like an ashtray!

SnJ said...

Yup.

Lola-loves-ned said...

What's wrong with her ? First she tried to beard nick Jonas and he swerved on her , now she's chasing another gay man. I guess dignity flies out the window when you've got a failing clothing line to promo.

Malibuborebee said...

+100

So who is NOT beneath her? Doesn't have to be bearding. I'm thinking Jonah the Whale Hill, Tommy Lee or a romance via seance with Merle Haggard.

Malibuborebee said...

Okay, that was a rotten thing to wish on Merle Haggard, even posthumously.

I take it back. He was just the first famous dead guy who came to mind.

Kno Won Uno said...

First, I LOL'd!......then I couldn't think of anyone at that level of skank-for-hire.
Dennis Hastert?

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