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Blind Items Revealed #4

February 25, 2016

This A+ list singer/diva has done some very strange things in the past. This one might top them all. Apparently our singer gets daily enemas to avoid having to actually use the bathroom. Oh, and might be the only person who also sips champagne while getting them.

Mariah Carey

28 comments:

Kno Won Uno said...

If I could entirely eliminate elimination, I'd do it.
You do you, Mimi.

Derek's Rubber Tube said...

Flushed it

Derek Harvey said...

Nailed it

sandybrook said...

I'm still wondering how doing enemas helps you avoid bathrooms? Seems to me an enema sends you in there more.

Zilla1 said...

So having someone attend directly to her nether regions every day in order to flush out fecal matter is somehow less humiliating than using a toilet? And judging by her weight issues over the years, she's been eating enough to make an enema a pretty messy job. Weird.

Sarah said...

I wonder if it's the flush thing where your poo goes down tubes? If you have ever had a cleanse, you'll know what I'm talking about.

Whywhywhy??? said...

I guess controlled visits to the bathroom cause where else does one get an enema. I do hope this nurse is paid EXTREMELY well

Kno Won Uno said...

One would think after decades of having your every whim catered to, this might not seem much of a stretch.
I get claustrophobic during manicures because someone's RESTRAINING MY HANDS!, so this definitely wouldn't be my cup of tea.

Kno Won Uno said...

I wonder if she's thought of also using a catheter. She wouldn't need to peel off all the spanx to pee. Spanx off/spanx on when you're sweaty is awful.

Derek Spanx Supermodel said...

Even worse is when they rub between my thighs and make that whistling noise. Right, ladies?

Marianne said...

@why I'm a nurse and the answer is def no, no and a ginormous NO!! Wouldn't do it for all Trumps money, well maybe. Lol

Derek's Thong said...

NAILED IT.

Dereks Butt Douche said...

Derek has to have these after Dollar Night at the bus station bathroom. Flush out all those leftovers.

Derek's Anal Beads said...

Ditto

HH314 said...

Now would she do this? Taking a great dump has got to be one of the most satisfying experiences in life - YES I SAID IT!
Besides enemas and cleanses are really bad for your colon. You lose the bacteria you need for normal function, and the bacteria really like to swim in your poop, not in water or other liquids. Nature made it this way and there is no need to change anything.

Bambibuubzitch said...

Do you think that's a real job description? Enemologist?

Sounds more like Mariah wants to make sure she is ready for anything.

And-so-on.. said...

She might have bowel/colon troubles.. constipation, fissures, hemorrhoids and this can be caused by trauma during a difficult childbirth, of Crohn's disease etc

Red1 said...

Christina Aguilera had someone whose job was to blow coke up her ass with a straw so this doesn't surprise me

texasrose said...

So she doesn't use a bathroom to do this?? Does she expel into a bucket in her living room or bedroom???? I think even when you get an enema it involves a toilet/bathroom- the blind didn't say colon cleansing.

Gatorgirl said...

I had one once, where the poo goes down the drain tube thing. It was weird and after about half hour I started sweating profusely and almost fainted. Had to stop. My poo looked better for a long time after. Just sayin

back agai said...

just sounds like she's getting those portable colonics..Alot of 'working' people get these before they go to 'work' for the night,wkend,etc...no messes.

LaBomba said...

That's an old Mae West trick--supposedly keeps your skin young and glowing.

She probably has it done by someone who comes in.

But. GROSS!

Stacey said...

So what is she going to do about the pee situation? Stick a catheter in there?

Derek Harvey said...

NO.That was Stevie Nicks, TROLL.

Bubbalicious said...

I think this is the weirdest blind reveal I've ever read. How is an enema an improvement over going #2??? LOL

infared said...

perhaps she lost her positive anal wink.

Kim said...

Gross and yuck!

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