Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Blind Item #1

There is always an understood rule in the marriage of this A+ list singer/mogul and her A+ list rapper/mogul husband. When he is going to hook up with a woman he goes to a house not currently in use by his wife. Lately though she keeps showing up during the middle of the night at these houses while he is entertaining. She wants to see his new main side pieces.

57 comments:

sandybrook said...

Jay to the Z and BeyBey :(

sandybrook said...

and maybe she's interested in a FFM hook up?

Derek Harvey said...

Watch-out Jay--Next time she is bringing SOLANGE!!!!

Kno Won Uno said...

There might me a glitch in her programming. He should have that looked at.

put CDAN down for good! said...

I don't know who you are Derek Harvey, but it gets tiresome seeing your name all over this place. I'm just being straight with you and making sure you are aware that nothing you say is funny or witty...you're trying WAY too hard. Seriously, why do only 5 people comment here anymore? This site sucks beyond belief.

Sad what CDAN has become, and weird how the same couple of people are clinging on. Does anyone even realize the alleged "blinds" are ripped off from previous printed gossip via other sites? It's not like the content is even good or interesting here.

CDAN only exists now for a couple of people to amuse only themselves with their boring observations. The whole situation is painfully embarrassing. Just kill this place and put it out of its misery.

Derek Harvey said...

and who are YOU? And who asked YOU? If you don't like the site--you can leave. If you don't like my comments-you can skip over them.

Junes Better Looking Younger Sister said...

What a strange relationship. Who gets more out of it? Is it so important to her to stay married to this pig?

Me said...

@Put And yet you are still here to comment.

Truther said...

If you don't like the site, then leave.

Simple, no?

cc said...

Awww lighten up Francis. It's the internet, not the Library of Congress.

jenny breen said...

Just because we don't comment doesn't mean we aren't here. I enjoy this site and don't understand why anyone cares that it's here. What difference does it make to you?

Ay said...

She can't function without him. Literally.

Derek's Thong said...

LOLOL. Spot on "put CDAN down for good!".

Derek Harvey said...

Go back to your other site--PIG. Don't you have house guests to attend to???

Eire said...

Day after day we are hit with blinds about men cheating on their wives and wives cheating on their husbands. How many of these celebrities are riddled with STDs? We see them wearing multi-thousand dollar clothes, and wearing thousands of bucks worth of jewelry. How many of these gals feel like s--- while wearing it? All they want to do is stay home and scratch that itch. Sad.

PoniTayl said...

Someone needs a Snickers Bar ...@Put

Cindy said...

So funny because I always refer to Beyonce as a robot!

Ms. Anne Thrope said...

What the hell crawled up your ass? Where do you come off coming in here and posting garbage "rants" like this? Leave Derek alone. If you're so put off by CDaN then leave and never click on this site ever again. We won't miss you. ???? Bye Felicia.

Cindy said...

Obviously you visit the site often if you can comment on where the blinds are taken from and how many people comment. And I laughed at the Solange remark so go cry somewhere else.

Also me said...

Only stopped by after taking a break for a while and shocked with what I saw. This fifth incarnation of "Enty" posts recycled material from other sites. Zero effort is put in here. Combine that with a terrible commenting system (which I just proved), and the same one or two regulars posting over and over, you have the recipe for one shitastic website right here. There are so many places to go on the Web that are a billion times better than this--why a few stragglers continue to give this garbage heap traffic is beyond me. But to each their own, I suppose. I won't be back, but if supporting fake fake fake Enty's sloth gives others happiness, carry on wayward sons (and daughters).

And as for Derek H., he was always terribly rude to me on the old CDAN for no reason at all. I also recall he used to make big dramatic scenes there and disrupt the entire site. It was often Crazy Derek & Nights instead of Crazy Days and Nights. Always drama, drama, drama! He also was really nasty to others as well. This has been my only comment ever on the retooled CDAN that addressed him, but if he was rude and elitist toward an occasional commenter like me, you can imagine how awful he was to some of the regulars. What I'm saying is If he is catching shit from others on here, there may be a reason. I could let his coldness roll off my back, but sometimes with some people it really sticks. Not saying if it's right or wrong, just that it might be karma and its bitchy ways. What goes around...

I'm out. Hope this place/fakeEnty cleans up its act and starts taking pride in the fact that it used to be a fun escape. Peace.

Derek Harvey said...

lol @ Bye Felicia...

Derek Harvey said...

Thanks : )
and to everyone else standing-up to the troll

Derek Harvey said...

Maybe I was rude to you because you are AN ASSHOLE...

Derek Harvey said...

and if what I said "sticks" there must be a reason...

namely said...

dude......think about it. life is short. and yet, despite the little time we have on the planet. you take some of that precious time, and go on here - a gossip website - to get mad at a person, or people, also behind computers.

at what point do you say, who hurt me? where did I go wrong?

cause I know when somebody is trolling, it speaks of their damage more than anything else. so the question is, who damaged you? and why are you wasting life's short time projecting it onto others? I mean really, dude. I see you on here with tons of different names. You put SO much effort into this. Imagine if you put that effort into acheiving a dream of yours, any dream. You could do it.

Just a suggestion. Cause this is a LOT of effort.

namely said...

that was at @@put CDAN down for good!

namely said...

@derek

trolls online are people who are suffering in real life. just ignore them...and hope they get help in their REAL life, so they can spend less time getting mad at people on the internet, and more time taking that effort and putting it into meaningful things.

trolls think they arent transparent with their pain but they are. they wouldnt troll in the first place. I feel sorry for them - life is short, but apparently trolling is enough therapy for them to justify doing it/wasting their time on earth doing it.

Mary contrary said...

Derek- you fucking rock! You're comments make my day and since I started lurking on cdan I've become really fond of you- keep doing you and keep nailing these bi's!!

team derek said...

I'm on this site almost every day and have been for years now, but i rarely if ever comment. Yes, the site has changed, and yes, the enties are sometimes pathetic but for some reason I still enjoy reading the crap, and I enjoy reading the comments. I have a favorable opinion of Derek and have never seen him mess with someone who didn't mess with him first. If you don't enjoy this site, stop coming here. If you don't enjoy the comments, stop reading them. To do otherwise is sad and ridiculous.

Derek's Anal Beads said...

Yeah, your mouth on my dick.

Studio54 said...

B keeps showing up? I don't understand why. He's never been faithful to her and she knows it, so why bother? Either get a divorce or don't bother with the situation.

Derek Harvey said...

Thanks--very sweet

Derek Harvey said...

Very kind--thanks

Derek Harvey said...

So true---cheers

H2O said...

@namely
To be honest, reading about real housewives, teen moms and Kraptrashians at CDAN does make one's life FEEL longer.

SquirrelChops said...

Can I just confirm we are all adults? Because I'm a bit worried I've stumbled across an online playground where half the kids want to be first in line and the other half want to draw attention to themselves by being obnoxious cockwipes.

Chi chi said...

+100. also your cockwipe analogy made me squirt milk out of my nose...because adult obviously

OKay said...

The real question is, why do you GAF about whether this site runs at all, or the people who post on it? You are welcome to leave, and never come back.

Stacey said...

Is Beyoncè about to snap?

Mooshki said...

Seriously? You like reading "Nailed It" and 1 guess in 20 posts every day? Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

Mooshki said...

I think you need to look up the definition of "troll." Someone speaking out about a legitimate problem they have is not trolling. Derek is closer to being a troll with the painful attention-whoring. I like a lot of what he/she has to say, but 90% of his/her posts are so fucking boring they make me want to stop reading the comments yet again.

Pegs said...

I never comment on the posts, but I read the comments, and laugh daily at derek's comments. I'm not sure why someone goes randomly comments to be mean.
Derek please keep commenting..and whoever is dereksanalbeeds

this is boring said...

There is so much drama I forgot what this blind is even about. This off topic crap in lame.

this is boring said...

Seriously you out dramaed Jay z and Beyonce!

*Slow golf clap*

Kim said...

Ha! Her Dad manufactured her in his basement!

Kim said...

Get the f*ck out of here if it bothers u so much!

Kim said...

Dereck think of the trolls as your own personal paps, they wouldn't be there if u didn't rock!

Kim said...

Amen!

Kim said...

They're taking the time to write essays on a site they claim to hate. I didn't make it past the first paragraph!

Kim said...

Scratch that itch lol!

Derek Harvey said...

Give it a REST, Pam. I got your number, Hussy.

I literaly have it
Next time..Dare me.

Derek Harvey said...

So...should I exspose the emails from Jax or not....

Derek Harvey said...

I think I shall

Mooshki said...

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, so go for it! I dare ya! And thanks for confirming you are who I thought you were.

Derek Harvey said...

THEE only conformation you need is to look at your pill head fat trashy face in the mirror and wake-up and do it all over again. Take a walk, Pam. To the nearest mental hospitol. I am Derek Harvey and attempting to Netflix and Chill. You are the lowest of the low. Don't bother responding I won't responde.

Wendy said...

Omg lol the derek trolls need to give it a rest. Why all the butthurt?

Necess said...

You go Derek! I'm here daily and never post but will now.

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