Tuesday, May 08, 2018

Blind Item #16 - Met Gala

This A+ list reality star was wishing her significant other could have attended. Umm, he was persona non grata this year, not because of his recent stances, but because of something else he did the last time he was at the ball a couple years ago.

57 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Kimmy/kanye

MontanaMarriott said...

Kanye???

sandybrook said...

Kimye

Tricia13 said...

Trying to recall what he did...I think he got into a lovers spat with Tischi

gabthetired said...

last time he was there (2016) Kanye wore jeans and gave one word answers to questions - when asked about his look he said "vibes" or something like that.

HoneyRyder said...

*1 Yasss

Dexamyl said...

IIRC, he shit his pants one year and walked around with the stain showing!

Tricia13 said...

Whaaaaaaaa!!!!
Hey Dexamyl by the way-good to see you buy that visual is making me wanna hurl lol

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Tricia13 said...

I was trying to do a Gold Digger parody here but can’t— the fact that this happened is way too bananas and disturbing 😰

OB said...

I always thought Kanye had a bloodstain not a shitstain which would suggest some other sort of pre-Gala activity entirely...

Look it up and you be the judge

Tricia13 said...

No stop. Brain can’t take it.
So it was A Riccardo “spat”?!’

OB said...

Hmmm, possibly...or the making up afters!!!

Reason #2 it wasn't a s-stain: he would have been unbelievably stinky. More support for the alternative.

Sorry Tricia to be so graphic--I'm ashamed but there was no other way to explain!!!

Sara, Making It Work said...

I was gonna say poop incident.... it's real, Tricia...

notthisagain said...

+1 tricia 👍

notthisagain said...

yikes yea I saw the photos gotta say poor guy , at least for that. NO ENEMAS before events, famous people!

notthisagain said...

also pretty sure there was a blind explaining he had an enema within 24-48 hrs b4 event

americanpanda said...

hold up, kanye shat himself at the MetGala and i'm just hearing of this??? Wait what????

hunter said...

Yes this is true and there are photos. Go ahead and google it.

parissucksliterally said...

Kanye and his Shart Jeans.

T. W. said...

Bloody $hit links:

http://olutemiblog.com/alleged-kanye-west-have-a-shit-on-his-trouser/

http://blindgossip.com/?p=78230

https://aintaboutthatlife.com/kanye-west-had-a-major-accident-at-the-met-gala-he-accidentally-pooped-his-pants-check-out-that-stain-on-them-designer-jeans/

Brayson87 said...

I'm not buying he sharted, he would have realized it for that level of stain penetration through denim.

And big whoop if he sharted. You roll the dice enough, pull the trigger on too many questionable farts, eventually you're going to get some change back.

Mischief Girl said...

I had to Google this to see...and the front of his blue jeans were not zippered up! Maybe that was the look that year...?

parissucksliterally said...

Brayson, the story is he was taking pills to lose weight for the Gala.


It can easily happen.

Amartel said...

He was just going with the "Late Night Disaster" theme that year.

Amartel said...

Don't hate.

T. W. said...

I suffer from heavy periods. That is blood. If the people smelled feces they would have sent Kanye home.

Kanye's PR would rather have an enema story than a Ricardo Tisci story.

kfitz said...

coming from someone who has shit their pants before, im 99% sure that isnt a shit stain.

Sd Auntie said...

Allison is the diet drug that makes you have loose stool and tons of gas. I have never used it but have met lots of people who complained about this. Amber Rose is right, he loves the ass play. I have heard about some actresses being incontinent due to too much Anal. Gross

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Amartel said...

So mysterious that this story is being told for the first time.

Tricia13 said...

No worries OB- it’s answering the blind and I appreciate the backstory—no pun intended 😊😜

Kate k said...

I've never laughed so hard. Thank you all for the great comments!

Kate k said...

And Kanye's not alone: https://m.eonline.com/amp/news/679808/ed-sheeran-accidentally-poops-his-pants-during-concert-says-he-farts-all-the-time-on-stage

Jennifer Low Rents said...

That's definitely blood. He got fucked hard by something or someone who was a little too large. Or anal fissure trauma.

Rosie riveter said...

TW is right
he was most likely on his period

Owlette said...

Sorry guys, i feel like he probably sat in bronzer or something boring like that.

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

Aaand Rosie wins this thread!

Dusty Fairy said...

Right. Like Kim gives a F if Kanye is there. Please.
They are strangers!

Milla said...

Oh, Kanye ......

gfbcpa said...

The drug is called Alli and it is the only over the counter FDA-approved weight loss drug in the US. I am not sure if it is still on the market.

Sal T said...

@Brayson87 you always crack me up! 😂

Unknown said...

Could be Zigi . . . who knows what Z did with that metal arm. :D

Tricia13 said...

Me too!

Unknown said...

Although embarrassing, I definitely can see how this can happen to him. When you are fisted repeatedly you can often suffer a prolapse of the colon and subsequent anal leakage. He just needs to get an absorbent corrective butt plug b4 next year comes around.

Unknown said...

It's my understanding that he always reeks of shit... so its concievable that few would actually smell anything unusual

Unknown said...

Ya, if you're a Power Bottom and love penetration by foreign objects. I don't think booty bumping diet pills would cause catastrophic colon collapse in and off itself

Jennacheryl said...

He took pictures of Kim at the Met a couple of years ago after Anna made it clear that no selfies or pictures were allowed.

Urban Rosebud said...

Brayson...I am fucking DEAD at your comment. YOU!! always with the humanness of all & the levity. Love it.

BBen10 said...

I don't know what went on or if it went on, but Kanye himself is a giant shit stain on humanity.

Donna Glaser said...

Well Kim was invited and attended. Kanye pretended he needed to be in the mountains to get some inner peace and record his next album.

Unknown said...

He shit himself

Brayson87 said...

Thanks Sal T and Tricia!

Haha thanks Urban, I probably just have low blood sugar at times ;)

T. W. said...

@rosie riveter

Love you!

Pollux said...

This made me laugh out loud.

Some One said...

Well..., what if the stains on his jeans (who goes to such event in jeans ??!) are not from a terrible shart, but are in fact blood, but from his liposuction?
When did he get his lipo?
He said himself, he got vacuumed so he won't be ridiculed as fat, and this gala is where you want to look your best (=thin).... in jeans apparently....

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