Thursday, August 12, 2021

Blind Item #10 - Reader Blind - 90's Limo Driver

Two blonde actresses stepped off a flight at LAX within moments of each other. They were both considered bombshells during their careers. The first actress had at least two hit television shows that went for years and she was also known for her hard partying ways offscreen and marrying rock stars. The driver noted that the actress looked like she had been rode hard and put away wet. Her face was puffy and the sun, too much tequila and cocaine, botox, and other plastic surgery had taken their toll. The driver decided that he would not have sex with her, even if she asked. The second actress was a bit older than the first and was mainly known for one movie she did where she was given a perfect number rating for her hotness. The driver noted that she still looked great. Her face looked naturally beautiful and she shined. The driver guessed he would not kick her out of bed. Of course, the driver was standing there with a luggage cart wearing a rumpled suit and holding a sign with someone’s name on it. Not exactly too high up on the rating scale...

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