Larry's The Daddy

Was there ever any doubt? Do you think she really slept with Howard K? OK. Don't answer that question.

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ANS Baby Daddy Drama Continued Until Next Week

So no ruling today or revealing the baby's daddy. (I still think it should be on a very special Maury with a lead in of Mel B. and Eddie Murphy) Howard K. and Larry B were no shows. I'll tell you who was there though. Virgie Arthur. This was her comment when she came out of court this morning.

"I know you want to know and I want to tell everybody," Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, said as she walked to a taxi, clutching a small wooden cross. "But I can't. I can't talk about it."

Look at the first part of that quote. She wants to tell everybody. That's the only reason she even wants to be there. Can you imagine her raising the baby? She already screwed up at least one kid. She is there so she can sell her story. All three of the principal players have been getting money from tabloids, but Virgie seems like a News of the World type person. I see her story there right next to the police officer/flight attendant/hooker/boxer/hooker/chef/hooker who got it on with Ralph Fiennes.

Whoever wins between Howard K and Larry B gets People and Hello. The loser gets Star and The Enquirer. The rest of us get stuck with bad made-for-tv movies for the next fifty years each with its own conspiracy theory. I did say that I thought Virgie was a bat right? A selfish bat? A money hungry/fake grieving/only want to do the right thing/bat? Just checking. Wanted everyone to know how I feel.

I was trying to stay away from the ANS situation because there is nothing I can say that has not been said by many others. The problem is, that now I am getting confused about all of the people who claim to be the father. I know we should not speak ill of the dead, but did all of these guys know that all the other ones were with Anna too? Also, with Howard K. there with Anna all the time, how did she and these other guys hook up alone, or was Howard there? These are the questions I want the answers to.

You remember Alexander Denk? He was the chef they hired on the Anna Nicole show. I guess she really liked what he offered because he stuck around for the last two years. He says he was around as a bodyguard so I am guessing his food was not that great.

Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband is also going to court. Now, this guy is supposed to be a big storyteller (aka, liar), and hey if you can pretend you like being married to Zsa Zsa Gabor, then almost anything is possible.

Larry Birkhead, who is also claiming that he tried to save Anna's life.

The least likely to be the father is Howard K. I actually think that I have a better chance of being the dad, and, yes, it is true, I will be going on Maury really soon and arranging for a DNA test. You see, I too was with ANS. Of course it could have been a tranny also. It was Vegas, and it was dark and you know how that free booze plays with the mind. Speaking of playing with the mind, what do you think Howard K takes everyday? Do you think it is just booze or something more? Check out the pic below when he was on Larry King. This is a pic of him from television and you can still see he is messed up big time.