Random Photos Part One - With A Reader Photo

Don't read anything into the fact that this reader photo is on the top. Not playing favorites, I just forgot to include it until the end and so it is on top. I've got about four or five more reader photos ready and they will be posted in the order I got them. I figure that with another 10 or so, I will go ahead and post them again in one big reader photo post. This reader got into the whole 80's thing from Friday. Obviously.
I love Andrea Martin and I guarantee you this is probably the only site or tabloid that will post her photo. The woman is hilarious and now her career comes down to being posted on my site. Hardly seems fair. Meanwhile, Jessica Simpson who really has no discernible talent has her photo splashed over about 300 sites.

The flowers might have been from Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaake, but we all know he used Amy's credit card to pay for them.
I was going to rag on Chuck Wicks for this outfit, but then decided it was a pretty cool way to get out of wearing a tie. That being said, it is only interesting once. After today it is no different than the t-shirt with the tux painted on it.

Having no teeth is the least of Carrot Top's issues.
Clint Black was probably the best dressed guy at the Country Music Awards. The orange monster above was probably the worst.
I say probably because Criss Angel was there. Isn't there a magician out there with stronger powers than Criss who could maybe make him disappear. I mean Lance Burton makes a damn airplane disappear every night, you would think someone could make Criss disappear.
Brooke Mueller. Still ring less. I'm surprised she actually left Charlie alone in the house. Charlie Sheen alone and with access to Craig's List is just a recipe for disaster.

Wow. It's like Karolina Kurkova is wearing a tennis court.

After the awards, Jake Owen will go back to being the limo driver.
Jewel looks incredible.
It looks like Don Yates met Wynona Judd on the way to the show, beat the crap out of her and stole her dress to wear over his jeans.
David Spade was at the awards because he's hoping he can actually find someone he hasn't hit on, and he already missed the Dove Awards.
Pete Murray - Sydney

Yeah. Got it. You're pregnant.
Hairdresser - "Oh, honey. I know what will look good." sucks in cigarette and wipes dropped ash off Marisa's hair. "I'll pile your hair on top of your head a foot tall, and it will look so good. Beehives are in."
Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton make a good looking couple.
You know I love Kellie Pickler, but I bet she has no idea what that new tattoo really says. Oh, she knows what the stoned dude who did it says it meant, but he just got it out of a magazine.
Tace Adkins decided to wear the suit he's going to be buried in, just to make sure it fits right.

Staind - Camden, NJ
When your "girlfriend" is laughing at your tight pants and your feeble attempt to show off, you know you have a problem.
Sacha Baron Cohen on the set of his new film.
Didn't mean to put you last Ringo. Just kind of forgot. Hey, kind of like the rest of the Beatles always treated you.

Random Photos Part Two

There really should be a law about letting Carrot Top out in public.
Speaking of tops and public. How many times do you think Chyna flashed everyone that night? If you guessed four then you are the big winner.
"Yea Scott, I'm not going to be #4,865 on your sex parade."
"You know Beyonce, Jay-Z isn't here and my dad used to be on Growing Pains. What say we get out of here?"
Do you have to pay extra so the nipples are always hard?
Just enjoy the photo ladies and don't think about who it is or what he has done.

I don't even want to know what goes on in their house. Well, I actually do but I don't want it sanitized by VH-1. Does Hustler have a television channel?
You know the thing is they really like each other.
Not Debra's best look.
That saying no forever to X Files kind of becomes a maybe and then a yes when the rest of the career goes down the toilet. Those diva principles just kind of get pushed to the side.
Well at least Laura San Giacomo can say she used to be a sex symbol.

Hey at least we can say Lindsay isn't stick thin because she is bigger than the stick. I think all celebrities should have to stand behind this post..
Keith Richards' makeup is a little overdone.
Do you ever get the feeling that maybe Julia Roberts can just go off on you if she wanted.
Jack has been on vacation as long as Naomi Watts has been pregnant.

VH1 Rock Honors

I don't know who said what to Cameron Diaz but she has looked really good lately. Really good. Good enough where I have almost stopped thinking of her as a man who Justin Timberlake was attracted to.
Billy Bob Thornton is smooth. His 14 ex-wives would probably agree.

Not smooth. Not funny. Just very disturbing. Seriously.

Sometimes Kelly Osbourne looks really pretty like in this photo and you think ok. Maybe she just said ok to Bam and his wife's proposition. Of course I'm only guessing that there was a proposition or that Kelly would have said yes, but it makes for interesting thinking.

Honestly, I would seriously have to consider doing Ozzy instead of Jada Pinkett Smith. They both scare me, but at least I think I could survive an encounter with Ozzy.

Did I miss reading somewhere that Robin Williams lost his eyes. The glasses are like a prop on a Mr. Potato Head.

Since Cameron changed clothes, she gets a chance to be in the lineup twice. Again, she looks like a woman, and again, I'm wondering if Justin wanted her butch or if she just got tired of it on her own because she looks great.