Random Photos Part One

One part today.

I love the woman in front of David Beckham. She has zero f**ks to give he is there.

Jenna Dewan cornering the market on bottled water.

Jennifer Garner on the set of her new movie.

Jon Hamm enjoying a beer or seven.

Kate Middleton definitely gets a crowd wherever she goes.

Long time no see Diane Lane who hit a red carpet.

Nicole Murphy met the pap at the gas station. This is not accidental.

White House Correspondents' Dinner Photos Part Two

Cynthia Nixon

Taylor Schilling

Nancy O'Dell

Michelle Branch

Lindsey Vonn

AnnaSophia Robb

Diane Lane

Rose McGowan (umm)

Katharine McPhee

Random Photos Part Two - Tribeca Film Festival

Katie Holmes

Maggie Grace

Emma Watson

Berenice Bejo

Nikki Reed

Zoe Kazan

Diane Lane and her daughter.

Natasha Lyonne

Ice-T and Coco

Josh Brolin And His Assistant Of Two Years Take Their Relationship Public

Apparently Diane Lane was ok with the bar fights and being drunk and the women Josh Brolin slept with all over the world but had a problem with him having sex with his assistant. Over the weekend Josh and his assistant Kathryn Boyd took their relationship public. The kiss butt tabloids say the two only began a sexual relationship in March. Uh huh. I guess they think Josh is future cover material? Probably not, but his publicist represents other people so why not just say the pair started hooking up in March. I love how they just expect everyone to nod their head and smile and say sure it is perfectly plausible that his very attractive assistant started working for Josh and then just a few months later Josh and Diane split and they waited another year before they became intimate.

These are the same people who probably believe that MTV award winners don't know they are winning in advance.

Josh Brolin And Diane Lane Are Officially Single Again

A judge has finalized the divorce of Josh Brolin and Diane Lane. Josh celebrated by having another pudding in rehab while Diane celebrated by burrowing deeper inside her house from which she may never emerge. Oh, I think she is having fun in there. She is not mourning anything. I think she is grateful everyday for getting out of the abusive mess they called a marriage. I also think she is a lot more free now to express who she is and that she will film some movies and show up on some red carpets and find someone younger to date and maybe some other things too. Diane Lane has a lot of tricks up her gorgeous sleeve. Apparently Josh is being good in rehab but from whispers I am hearing no one thinks he reached rock bottom before he went in and that although people are hopeful, they are not confident he won't relapse.

Random Photos Part Four - Oceana

Carly Simon and Natasha Bedingfield make out.

Melanie Griffith keeps going solo to things hoping someone will set her free.

Jane Fonda continues to amaze.

Maria Menounos hanging out with Harvey Weinstein

Kate Walsh and Kristin Davis in some randomness.

Ted Danson never ages and his marriage to Mary Steenburgen has lasted a long time.

Long time no see Diane Lane. I miss seeing her all the time.

Laura Dern is very tall.

Cobie Smulders looks amazing.

Random Photos Part Three

Billy Idol gets the top spot for playing a tiny bar on St. Patrick's Day.

Bruno Mars and his girlfriend.

Christian Bale looks like he has put on some weight.

Channing Tatum in London.

Diane Lane looks amazing here with Edward Norton.

Demi Moore looks like the most well put together post workout person I have seen.

Elle Fanning at LAX.

Ethan Hawke plays basketball with his son in NYC.

Diane Lane & Josh Brolin Call It Quits

After eight years together, Josh Brolin and Diane Lane have called it quits. The couple released a joint statement to US Weekly which said blah blah blah. Well, not exactly, but it was just as exciting. The statement did say the couple split a couple of months ago. I'm actually shocked Diane hung around as long as she did, but Josh was good for her in other ways that were not evident with his yelling and screaming and drunken arrests. Oh, and the bar fights.