Random Photos Part Five

Bella Thorne in Milan where nobody knew who she was.

Courtney Stodden from an angle she doesn't usually like. How old is she going to look in a decade?

Chrissy Teigen does the model pose you see in every issue of every magazine.

Damian Lewis dresses down while

Benedict Cumberbatch dresses up to the same event.

Demi Moore going to lunch yesterday in NYC.

Anne Hathaway works her smile muscles because they are so rarely used.

Halle Berry and Djimon Hounsou hanging out with

Robert Downey Jr last night.

Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Separate

Although they were never married, Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou spent almost six years together and have a child together, but Djimon's rep said the couple were splitting. Kimora took to Twitter and said the couple were getting along great and that everyone should ignore the nasty rumors that have been surrounding the couple which are perfectly true. Djimon was cheating on Kimora. I'm not saying Kimora is a saint, but when you are cheating with the woman who also had sex with Osama Bin Laden, then that is a tough thing to get over if you are Kimora. It was nice of her to say nice things though and attempt to make nicey nice. I think you can get away with saying nicey nice on Thanksgiving. Oh, and when you are watching Legally Blonde or Fraggle Rock.

Best Revenge Sex Ever?

If you happen to know author Kola Boof you probably want to stay on her good side. The woman who claims she used to be the mistress of Osama bin Laden is also claiming to be the person responsible for destroying the marriage of Djimon Hounsou and Kimora Simmons. She says she is not in love with Djimon and does not particularly even like him but she does hate Kimora Lee Simmons and wanted to hurt her. So, she started having sex with Djimon a lot during their marriage.

According to The NY Daily News, the hatred goes back to 2008, when Boof was being treated for brain cancer. Boof says that Kimora nearly destroyed Boof's life and the lives of her children, but does not say what it was.

“Kimora nearly destroyed my life and my children’s lives. She is a lecherous, two-faced, money-obsessed witch and a delusional snob.”

Sounds like Kimora.

Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Split

Kimora Lee Simmons spends money like it comes out of a faucet. Of course it is Russell Simmons' money so it is not her faucet and doesn't have to worry about that water bill running out. Or does she? The NY Daily News says that Russell has cut off Kimora which is causing her to sell her home and also has caused massive fights with Djimon Hounsou and that the couple have split. They have been together for a long time. I know there will be a whole lot of people happy to have a chance at Djimon now. I think Kimora will try and get back with Russell. Kimora and Djimon have one three year old son together.

Another Word For "Kind Of Engaged" Is Dating

As someone who has been engaged even more times than I have been married, I consider myself an expert on what defines being engaged and what doesn't. If there is a ring on a finger, then there is an engagement. If there is no ring, then you are dating. Oh sure you can call it a relationship or you are going to get engaged or talked about getting married and he or she is the one, and blah, blah, blah, but until there is a ring, there is no engagement.

As a guy, I wanted to avoid having to buy that ring because once you get into double digit times buying a ring, you will look for any excuse not to. Promise rings are great because they can be $5 and it is considered cute, but it doesn't make you engaged.

Well on the red carpet last night, Kimora Lee Simmons told Kneepads that she and Djimon Honsou were "kind of" engaged. When asked if she had received a ring, she said, "not quite."

Well, then you are not engaged. When Djimon decides he wants to give up his masculinity and marry Kimora then he will buy her a ring. Until that time which I hope never occurs, Kimora will just have to face the fact that she isn't engaged and that while she might be thinking "kind of" in her mind, Djimon is thinking, "hell no."

Random Photos Part One

Andrew Kingston obviously belongs to the Simon Cowell school of fashion.
Before you get the wrong idea that Amber Heard decided not to wear a bra, and pose like she was offering her breasts to the paps in order to impress her older date, you need to realize that her older date is her dad.
Aaaaahhh. True love. Jared Padalecki and that is his fiance Sandy McCoy. The four foot height difference is apparently not a factor.
Do I see a hint of a stache on Heidi Klum?
Yes, it is Djimon Hounsou's film, but Kimora Simmons always has to be front and center. Is it me or is she starting to look like Queen Latifah?
The Black Crowes - New York
If she shows up somewhere, and I see her photo, and if I have room, and if I have something to say, and if she looks decent, then I will always put Amy Sedaris in Random Photos.
This is Steven Crowley. Yep, I have never heard of him either, but he is going to be in Bachelor Party 2. "Take two pieces of bread and you jam them together."
After the 35th sake toast, Robert DeNiro was really butchering the name Matsuhisa.
I notice there is no stop sign, and everyone is limited to one hour with Lindsay Lohan. Unfortunately I don't see that she has any caution signs, or warnings of possible side effects from spending the one hour with her.
So, I've been thinking that Kenny G has an advantage over almost every guy in the world on valentine's Day. He doesn't worry about buying anything, and when he gets home, pulls out the sax and tells his wife he wrote something just for her. How the hell is she going to tell if he is making it up or not?
Insane Clown Posse now trying their luck on America's Best Dance Crew.
Wynton Marsalis - New York
Tokio Hotel - Rotterdam
I don't know Tom Harley or Felicity Percival either, but they seem like a nice couple.
It wasn't that great of a film.
Looking at this photo of Sean Faris, it is hard to picture him as the lead in a film about Mixed Martial Arts.

Cartier Celebrates Love - aka Grope Fest 2007

Frederic de Narp of Cartier really seemed to enjoy his evening.

"If you want the free stuff, you just have to give it a little smack."
No ball and chain in sight so I guess Kimora stayed home.
"This is the best one yet."

Being in a saw mill accident and bringing her husband allowed Faith Hill to escape the groping.

"Why don't we go back behind this thing and re-enact that scene from Boogie Nights?"

"Nice soft skin."

"Just a little lower honey."

"Yep, I 'm grabbing it. Nice isn't it?"

"I don't do guys, but I've seen your "girlfriend" so I guess you do."

Djimon Hounsou Has A Lot Of Sex

Last week Djimon enjoyed the attentions of Ms. Cameron Diaz and her pale white skin. This week. Djimon went with someone a little darker and about 8 feet taller when he hooked up with Kimora Simmons. Yes, THAT Kimora Simmons the woman who is "married" and who has been known to mainly swing from a different side of the plate. Guess Djimon must have something she was really craving. The lovebirds were groping and making out right in front of Oprah. Do you think Oprah ignored them or watched? Djimon must have done something right or got Kimora really drunk because this is one of the only photos I have seen of her where she actually looks happy.