Random Photos Part Five- A&E Upfronts Party

Jenna Dewan

Rollergirl and Dirk Diggler

Korie and Willie Robertson

Nick and Drew Lachey

Susan Lucci

Katheryn Winnick and Clive Standen

Dania Ramirez

NKOTB98BTM Tour

Just when you didn't think New Kids On The Block would go out on tour anymore to keep taking in your millions of dollars you give them every year, they found a new way to keep things interesting. No more Back Street Boys for them. Nope. Instead, this summer, they are headed on tour with 98 Degrees. Yes, all of the original members. They have to earn a living somehow. Also in the mix is Boyz II Men who are out shopping right now to make sure all of them look identical at all times. So, pull out your old posters. Find those old cassette tapes and explain to your kids how they work and then explain how all of the bands were the Justin Bieber of 20 years ago. Then call your girlfriends and tell them it is party time unless of course your husband forgets Valentine's Day and then you can shame him into going and he can sit in the corner with all the other men who had to choose between the concert or Titanic in 3D.

Nick & Jessica - Not Going To Happen

I know there are message boards all over the internet that are counting down the days until Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson reunite just so they can watch new episodes of Newlyweds. While they wait for those episodes they discuss every possible theory and story and grasp on to any crumb no matter how small that their beloved couple will reunite. Drew Lachey said over the weekend that those people may as well go ahead and get a job because that reunion isn't going to happen. US Weekly asked him this weekend if there was a chance at a reunion of the couple and he said, "On the record or off the record? No on both."

Although I doubt they will ever get back together again, I would not bet against them reuniting for a television show. Why can't you have a reality show featuring them? They could even live together for the filming and each could bring home dates and Jessica could say dumb things and it wouldn't be any worse than most reality shows. Plus, it would give each of their careers a boost and make them relevant again.

Random Photos Part One

Carole King - Hollywood, FL
It has been a long time since I have seen Amy Irving. If I remember correctly she is the only actress who has been nominated for a Razzie and an Academy Award for the same performance in the same year. Yentl.
The makes me laugh photo of the day goes to Avid Merrion. This is a guy I would love to go drinking with.
First time appearance for Eric Etibari. Since it is his first time, we will go ahead and overlook his tribute to Color Me Badd.

I never thought I would actually say this. Well, I guess it is not actually saying when you are typing, because that would just be strange. Carrie Underwood on vacation by herself. I have looked at photos from every angle, and she is alone, on the beach, surrounded by people who don't even know or care who she is. To make up for that she then posted a sign in the sand that said American Idol Winner.
Three guys from C.S.I. A blind item magnet of a show, yet none of these guys has been one. From L to R - A.J. Buckley, Carmine Giovinazzo, and Eddie Cahill.
My French is rusty. Actually it is non-existent except for the word alcool. But, I believe the title of Carla Bruni's new CD is "As If Nothing Had Happened." Well let me tell you stuff did happen, so don't go pretending it didn't.
I was under the impression that no one ever got rejected from Flavor Of Love. Apparently I was wrong as Beetlejuice has proved to me with his lovely collection of fine upstanding women.
It's a phone people. A phone. And guess what? It will still be there tomorrow and the next day. I know you can't wait to impress the people in the Hamptons this weekend, but it is a phone. You don't think people in London would act so crazy and stupid do you? Do you?

Ummm. Guess they would. My bad.
Freddie McGregor - Brooklyn
The Entourage boys filming on Adrian Grenier's 32nd birthday. Happy birthday Adrian.
Who knew Eva Longoria could read?

Today's fashion disaster goes to, Kabir who is joined by Roisin Murphy who always looks amazing.

Today's runner-up who will take over the throne should Kabir not live up to the standards I impose subjectively is Kinder Uggagini which I think translates to Kids Shouldn't Wear Uggs.
Continuing the randomness with Jade Jagger.
Julie Hagerty is always smiling. Always. I really do love her. Just so funny and doesn't get the credit for just throwing perfect lines out there to be hit.

Lil Wayne - Austin

First time appearance for Luis Salgado.
Kelly King - Brooklyn
k.d. lang - Berlin

Rascal Flatts - New York

Nelly Furtado - Dresden
So the guy on the left is Miles Siggins and he is the stylist for American Idol. I know, I know. But hey at least he is with Orlando Jones. Love him.
See it works. Seduced.
Michael Bolton - Brooklyn
Hey Melbourne Australia. You are getting Wicked and LA is losing it. You need to go see it.

So after all the success the Danish Royalty had with their MTV Cribs style show, The Netherlands had to take the plunge.
Styx - Seattle
When people say smirk, or having a fake smile, I think Soledad O'Brien exemplifies it rather well. That is the most patronizing look I have ever seen.
You want randomness? How about Stephen Collins and Drew Lachey in Chicago doing promos for their show.

Does Everyone Hookup On Dancing With The Stars?

Star Magazine is reporting today that Drew Lachey has been having an affair with his dancing partner, Cheryl Burke. Drew, who is married, and who, to his credit survived a few years as Jessica Simpson's brother in law was caught by Cheryl's current boyfriend having oral sex with Cheryl in Cheryl's dressing room during the tour that just completed.

Cheryl's boyfriend Matthew Lawrence ran out of the room crying and screaming when he saw the pair. Also, the next day it was Drew who allegedly had to be kept off Matthew and Matthew's brother Joey not the other way around.

Now, I love Star and I am sure they believe what they are printing, but there is something really strange about this whole thing. So what you have here is Drew, who has always appeared to be a happily married man. Although happily married does not always equate to a guy who won't take what is presented to him, he really doesn't seem like an ass, but from now on, he will have to be moved to the ass list. I mean this is the guy America voted for because he was so nice and his wife was there every week at the show and was supported every week by his brother. Plus, he has a kid, so you just were hoping better for him.

Cheryl has just gone from one celebrity to another, although categorizing Drew or Matthew, or even Joey as a celebrity anymore is a bit of a stretch. So, I want you to picture this. According to Star, when Drew and Cheryl were caught, they were performing oral sex on each other. Matthew walked in on the pair (apparently the doors don't lock), saw them doing a 69 and ran out screaming. He had gone to the dressing room to get something he had left behind. I'm guessing it was his manhood.

Who the hell does a 69 in a dressing room? Dressing room sex is about quick and dirty, not laying down like you are in a hotel room. That is the thing that I find most troubling about the whole story. Find me one other instance where, there was dressing room or restroom 69. There are none. It is a quick and greedy situation, not a lets stay here for the next 5 hours. The show was over, and people were getting ready to go to their hotel rooms. This was not the time for a drawn out encounter. Plus, have you seen Cheryl Burke? She isn't that great looking. Drew would have been much better off finding some groupie from the crowd. If you are going to get caught, might as well get caught with someone hot.

I think something went on, but I don't know if we will get the real story until Lea Lachey files divorce papers and then speaks to one of the weekly magazines.