Random Photos Part One

Last week I had a discussion with three people about Ally Hilfiger and how she had her own reality show at one point. They just could not and would not believe that some network would be dumb enough or crazy enough to put an idiot like Ally on the air. Just then, the waitress walked up hearing our discussion and said, "OMG, I loved Rich Girls."
"What? Is there a photographer over there?" Mariah Carey caught "unaware" while out doing some shopping.
Tell me that you wouldn't want to party with Dwight Yoakam. See, you do. You know you do.
Is that Bobby Flay checking out Jessica Alba's ass?
This is Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new film. For someone who is a box office jinx she sure does get a lot of work. The producers must say to themselves, "I need a tax break. Lets find a disaster of a movie and cast it. I hope Jennifer Aniston is available."
Picture of George Clooney doing some kind of world do gooder thing. He is meeting with the Defense Minister of India. The Minister is Vijay Singh. I though Vijay was a golfer. How does he do both at the same time? I do like George's suit. I look like a tent when I wear those colors.
This is Doug Jones. Doug isn't that well known, but this picture made me laugh so he gets on here.
Spring is almost here and that means Music News And Photos will be back soon. This is Alanis Morissette in concert. I think the song is called Ryan Is An Ass. Maybe I heard it wrong.
Why you should not drink past the age of 50. Oh, he's not 50? Well, then why you should not drink past the age of 40. Oh, he's not 40. Well he looks like crap however old he is.
There must be some mistake. Who gave Susan Lucci an award?
Justin Long is happy now, but I'm telling you his heart is going to be crushed by Drew Barrymore. Crushed I tell you.
I think that is a hickey on Johnny Knoxville's neck and it wouldn't surprise me at all if Tracy Morgan was the giver.
The Santa Barbara Film Festival spent a whole night honoring Javier Bardem. I thought you would be pleased.

CMA Awards

Kellie Pickler gets top spot. Not just because she looks amazing. It is not even the fact that she called me the other day and made me laugh until I cried. Then the crying became real and I had to pull out the Prozac/Percocet combo but it is all good now. Kellie gets the top spot for managing to generate real tears when singing her hit song and getting the most publicity from the show even though she didn't win anything. That earns you the top spot any day. OK, and she also promised to talk dirty to me next time she calls, but I am not holding my breath.
I don't even know who Jake Owen is, but a fake tan and 80's suit takes me back to my glory days, so here you go.
I know Ty Murray is smart, but I swear he looks dumber each time I see his photo which is about once a year when they do these country music things. Does this mean Jessica Simpson will be at it next year? Well at least her breasts are equal. Jewel seems to have one that has deflated.
Dwight Yoakam is the epitome of cool. As long as he keeps his hat on.
I am really beginning to dislike Carrie Underwood, and it is not just the fake hair and the fake songs and the fake personality. I know she has millions of fans. Fine. She is all yours. She will probably find a Mutt Lange guy and go live in Switzerland, although I am hoping she goes more the way of Tanya Tucker and is forced to do a reality show in 20 years to pay all her bills.
This is the American dream. Bucky Covington would still be working at a Dairy Queen if it weren't for American Idol. Instead he has a great career and a woman who only cares about him for his fame and money. That is living people. Congratulations Bucky.
Taylor Swift. 17. For just a little while longer. Of course I remember when everyone was excited that Britney Spears was going to turn 18, including Ben Affleck who paid a little visit to her about a week after. Look how Britney turned out. Taylor Swift can actually sing so I hope that she knows to stay away from guys with names like L-UPS and M-DHL and she should be fine.
"Hey Sheryl Crow. The guy you loved and wrote an entire album about is shacking up with an Olsen twin. How does that make you feel?" Someone on the red carpet asked her that almost exact question. I phrased it a little differently.
One thing Nicole Kidman learned from Tom Cruise is how to appear interested and disinterested at the same time. I think the only reason she hasn't ended it with Keith Urban is that it would crush him, and quite possibly kill him which would result in poor ticket sales for Nicole.
Michelle Branch does a very good job of usually hiding her tattoo, but here is the one photo I could find of it. Is she still married to that 50 year old guy who kind of did the whole Celine Dion thing with her until she got legal?
LeAnn Rimes is always a favorite, and she looks incredible.

Music News And Photos

The first two photos are from a Billy Bob listening party to celebrate his new CD.

Billy Bob Thornton & Lisa Loeb - The Village Recorders - Los Angeles
Billy Bob Thornton, Lara Shriftman, Dwight Yoakam, Gail Zappa, Fred Durst
Bryan Adams - Aintree - Liverpool, UK
Air Supply - Assey Levy Park - New York
Neil Young - The Cutting Room - New York

John Mayer and Eric Clapton - Good Morning America - New York
The cast of "Hairspray" - Today Show - New York
DJ D-Life and Ja Rule - 33 Patterns Street, NE - Washington DC
Billy Ocean - Assey Levy Park - New York

Sum 41 - fuse Studios - New York

Sugababes - Oaka Olympic Stadium - Athens
Rick Ross - 33 Patterns Street, NE - Washington DC
Pegi Young - The Cutting Room - New York
Playa - 33 Patterns Street, NE - Washington, DC