Random Photos Part Five

The top spot goes to Edie Falco and Aida Turturro who showed up to the premiere of the last movie James Gandolfini completed. They wanted to honor him. Very very touching.

Brad Pitt crashed a wedding and the groom is looking just a little nervous about how happy his wife is.

Britney says hi to everyone in the desert this morning. Told the aliens to rock out with their c**ks out.

David Beckham got a new Victoria tattoo. Right there on his hand.

Dakota Fanning hangs out with her boyfriend while her

sister does leg stretches in a parking lot.

First day on the new job yesterday for Elisabeth Hasselbeck who got some

love from Sherri Shepherd.

George Clooney on the set of his new movie.

Today Is Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Last Day On The View

If you are on the west coast you can read this and go back to sleep for a few hours. If you are on the east coast and care at all, then you probably should start slowly waking up or sneak into the break room at work if you want to watch the last episode of The View featuring Elisabeth Hasselbeck. The former Survivor contestant has turned her reality show smidgen of fame into ten years on the show. Say what you will about her or whether or not you dislike her, she has made the very most of her time on Survivor. There are not many people who have done better from reality. Elisabeth moves to Fox & Friends beginning in September. She will probably feel way more comfortable in her new home and I think you will find her probably going even more to the right and that she has been holding back a lot on The View just so more people would like her.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is Getting Her Own Show

Although Barbara Walters had to come out and say that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is not being fired from The View, that does not mean they are not encouraging her to leave and are not planning on renewing her contract. Sometime this week, Fox News will announce that Elisabeth is being given her own show on the channel and it will start airing once her current commitment to The View ends. Elisabeth's departure would mean there are two available slots on the show and someone could push Barbara over in a corner and let her talk to herself and bring in a third person to replace her. I'm pretty sure Barbara would never notice.

Random Photos Part Three

The NFL is now making maternity clothes. Or as they will probably be known among guys, beer belly shirts.
Eddie Vedder on his wedding day.
The Goopster and some strange glasses.
Gwen Stefani finally got a wax figurine.
How did the paps even know this was Isabel Lucas?
It's Kitty Sanchez aka Judy Greer. Here she is with Missi Pyle.
Staying with the Arrested Development theme is Carl Weathers. He is joined by Ian Gomez.
A first time appearance for Jill Flint.
Julianne Moore and Freckleface Strawberry, The Musical.
Jamie Oliver and his baby. Need to support that head Jamie.
Kristen Bell plays tribute to Little House On The Prairie.
Katrina Bowden and her boyfriend. Kind of a cross between Pete Wentz and Chris Kattan.

Random Photos Part Three

Sheryl Crow - New York City
The antelope and the spider. Feels like this should be in a fables book.
Yes, it is Audrina from The Hills. Sometimes I just throw one in there.
Beau Bridges would win an Academy Award for biggest eyebrows. Goodness.
Christina Applegate looks amazing.
Just because everyone wants Cindy Crawford plates.
Look at that leg up in the air pose from Kristin Chenoweth.
I want Coco on Dancing With The Stars.
Who is there to carry David Beckham's bags?
Dad. Awwww.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck on a power walk.
One of the funniest people alive. French Stewart.
The cast of American Idiot.

Must See Television Thursday

It seems like a long time ago that Thursday nights were coined Must See Television. I will admit it was pretty good and until Survivor came along and tried to dethrone Friends I'm not sure any of the other channels even bothered to try and program anything.

Well, Thursday nights are not back, but Thursday morning on The View should be pretty damn close to must see television. Why? Elisabeth Hasselbeck versus Adam Lambert. Adam is scheduled to appear on The View Thursday morning and he and Elisabeth are going to exchange lap dances and simulated sex while Whoopi waves dollar bills and Barbra Walters talks to herself in a corner and gums bon bons.

Seriously, this should be good.

Lisa Ling's Sister Held In North Korea

Over the weekend I saw that two female American reporters had been grabbed by the North Korean government at the North Korea/Chinese border and were probably being given a really hard time and will be used as pawns in some kind of geo-political chess match. I made myself impressed by typing that last part.

I figured that no one will really pay attention and that it would probably take a few weeks and then we would trade something that no one understands and the two reporters would be freed. But, now I think all of that might be out the window because the North Koreans have themselves someone (Laura Ling) who is basically two degrees of separation from Barbara Walters and will probably just hold on to the reporters until Barbara comes over there and sits down for a one on one interview or agrees to bring The View to the country for a week.

How long was Lisa Ling on The View? It seems like she was on from the beginning and then she left and they brought in Elisabeth Hasselback. I'm a little confused on who begat who in the whole View timeline.

To me this is interesting because, honestly, I know that most Americans probably didn't even notice the two women were captured, but now they will because, even though Laura Ling is only the sister of a minor celebrity who was once a host on The View, it is still something that will capture the attention of everyone and I'm interested to see how this all plays out. It is also fascinating that stories like what happened to Jennifer Hudson's family or to the brother of Mark Ruffalo would all escape our notice, if it were not for the fact that they were related to a celebrity no matter how well known. I can't decided if that is good or bad or that we should be shamed because we don't care about things unless there is a celebrity involved.

So That's What Happened To Jenna Morasca

Does anyone remember the name Jenna Morasca? Yeah, me either and I actually watched the entire season of Survivor Amazon where she won. Well instead of fading into obscurity and enjoying her $1M for winning the show. Well $600K after taxes, she decided that she wanted to be in the public eye again. Apparently being at the grand openings of Sav-Mart doesn't pay what it used to. Is there even a store called that? Probably. Anyway, Jenna has decided to enter the world of professional wrestling. Not that she will actually do any wrestling at first. Instead she will just be there to look pretty and make a name for herself. Then, when she learns how to wrestle the plan is for her to start competing in TNA Wrestling. I don't watch wrestling. I know, I know. I seem like the kind of guy who would sit at home and watch nothing but Pay-Per-View wrestling, but I'm not.

I'm guessing that TNA has some kind of fancy name that I'm too lazy to look up, but my first reaction upon seeing the name and seeing the promo photo of Jenna they released was that TNA probably stood for the chest and rear portions of a female anatomy. Am I wrong? Wasn't Jenna dating Ethan or something? Are they still together? Obviously my Survivor trivia knowledge is lacking. Either that or it is just so down on the priority list behind who is sleeping with whom on The Hills that my brain just can't take anymore.

What I think they should do is get the other Jenna to come back also. You know? The one with the kids who made the porno in Vegas on her honeymoon and then got divorced like a week later. Oh, or they could get Elisabeth Hasselback to sign up and then she and Rosie O'Donnell could have a cage match. Do they still have those? Who else? Oh, Jerri Manthey would be perfect. She actually seems like this would be something she could do since that whole acting thing hasn't really taken off like she thought it would.