Kristen Wiig And Fabrizio Moretti Split

As I told you a month or so ago, things were very rough with Kristen Wiig and her boyfriend of 18 months, Fabrizio Moretti and now Kristen's publicist has confirmed the pair split but will remain the best of friends. Uh huh. So, that of course means they will keep hanging out everyday and when they each find someone else to have sex with, they will continue to hang with each other. I don't think so. I know that all publicists are required to include that phrase in any kind of breakup report, but it really is disingenuous, especially when you know that the publicist saying it have never stayed best friends with any of the people they have split with. Do people do it? Yes, and those people still belong together or one of them is gay. You can't tell me that your current partner would allow you to remain best friends with your ex and do things together. They just would not. I think Kristen wanted to get something out now because of some press she has to do and also because Fabrizio has been spotted with other women, including making out with one in a club the other night.

Justin Was A Rebound

You know it sucks to be a rebound. Really, really sucks. Sometimes you put up with it because you think you can be the one in a million person who can make a rebound relationship work, but they never do. Oh, you might think it is working, but deep down the other person is still thinking of that former lover, and yes, they are even thinking of them while you are doing the dirty.

The other downside is that when you are the one being rebounded with, you are the one who works hardest at the relationship because most of the time the person who has rebounded with you is probably dating down or at least the person feels that way. So, what inevitably happens is that person just gets their heart crushed like no other.

The National Enquirer is reporting this week that Drew Barrymore wants to get back together with Fabrizio Moretti and that the whole time she was with Justin she was thinking of Fabrizio and just wants to be with him marry him and have babies with him.

"Drew just couldn't get Fabrizio out of her mind. She says Justin was great, but what she had with him just wasn't as strong."

"Drew told me, 'I want kids, and I want them pretty soon, and the more I am away from Fabrizio, the more I realize he is the one'."

Justin must be thrilled to know that he was just being used as a plaything while Drew decided what she really wanted. Meanwhile, Justin gave it all and now he is so depressed he is sticking to Kirsten Dunst. I mean, you must be suicidal to contemplate that one because you know she is like flypaper.

Meanwhile, Fabrizio says what the hell, he'll take Drew back. Sure, because there is no downside. It's obvious Drew wants him so he gets her back on his terms and he gets the devoted, do whatever he wants person. This is the opportunity for him to get back at her for any slights she may have done to him during their relationship and totally changes any kind of dynamic they may have had the first time through.

F**k em, I got my own problems and so do you.