Blaaaaaaaaaake Wants A Paternity Test

Now that the glow of impending fatherhood has washed over Blaaake and just left him a hangover, he has decided he wants a paternity test. If you will recall, a few weeks ago, Gilleen Morris said that she was 6 weeks pregnant with Blaaake's child which was a result of them having sex while in rehab. There has to be another few lines Amy can add to that rehab song now.

At the time Gilleen told Blaaaake she was pregnant he was happy and excited and couldn't wait to be a dad. Even though she had talked about getting an abortion, he supposedly talked her out of it. She already has two kids who don't live with her because of her various addictions which includes heroin and booze.

Now though I guess she is going to keep it, and you know that someone got through Blaaake's head and said, "umm. You know you are going to be paying a lot of that Amy divorce money to this woman." So, now Blaaake wants a paternity test because he doesn't think the baby is his. I mean, sure, it seems like there was a lot of sex going on in this rehab facility, but I just know this is going to be Blaake's child. You can already tell the love this child is going to get from both of the parents.

This is going to be a bigger mess than if Amy adopts a child. Actually no one in their right mind would let Amy adopt a child. They wouldn't let Blaaake or Gilleen adopt one either but they can have as many as they want. Scary thought.

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaake Sure Can Pick Them

Apparently Blaaaaaaaake Fielder Civil impregnated a fellow rehabber about a month ago. Gilleen Morris, who is 31 and looks about 131 hooked up with Blake while they were both in rehab. Sex and vodka every night in rehab until Gilleen was kicked out of the place for drinking and smoking. And yes, she knew she was pregnant while she was drinking and smoking.

Gilleen wanted to get an abortion, but Blaaaake wants her to keep the kid and he is going to raise it himself. Think Pete Doherty with cats, only a HUMAN. Gilleen is six weeks pregnant so she didn't wait very long before selling her story to the News Of The World. Gilleen says that Blaake wants her to give up heroin and smoking while she is pregnant, you know, for the health of the baby. What about when the baby is born?

Gilleen already has two children who both live with her mother. Neither Gilleen or Blaaaake want to be with each other. In fact they haven't seen each other in almost a month. They have spoken on the phone. Gilleen says she will decide whether to keep the baby the next time she sees Blaaaake. I think it will also depend on whether a tabloid will pay her to keep talking about life with Blaaaaaake while she is pregnant. Oh, and get this. She is totally willing to just have the baby and hand it over to Amy and Blaake if they stay together. Can you imagine the two of them raising a baby together?