Jack Wagner Is Eliminated From Dancing With The Stars

Frisco Jones has left ABC once again. Back in the day Jack Wagner left General Hospital because he thought he was going to be the hottest singer in the world. Someone should have sat him down and told him to watch VH-1's One Hit Wonders and see if he changed his mind. Of course thy did not have that show back then, but still, it would have been nice. It is kind of amazing to think about one soap producing at least three acts that scored hit songs. Jack Wagner; Rick Springfield; and Ricky Martin. Am I forgetting anyone? Anyway, the fame that Jack has been trying to get back ever since he left the show is slipping once again as he was the second person eliminated from Dancing With The Stars. If you asked me yesterday I would have said he stayed for another week and Gavin DeGraw would have been gone because the voters know Jack more. Maybe they were upset about the whole Heather Locklear thing.

Jack Wagner & Heather Locklear Say "What Fight?"

Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner got into a knock down drag out fight but apparently it was all in our imaginations. The pair sat down to discuss the fight with their lawyers and prosecutors and now suddenly there was no fight and there will be no charges pressed and everyone can just go on their merry way. Can't have everyone thinking Jack Wagner is a woman beater when he is on the Disney show Dancing With The Stars and Heather Locklear just wants to move on and maybe try rehab one of these days so she was willing to move on. That is sweeping everything under a rug.

Heather Locklear Knocked Out Jack Wagner

Jack Wagner learned a very important lesson a few weeks ago. Do not mess with Heather Locklear. This is a woman who has learned to throw a punch in her television roles and in her relationships and if you cross her or touch her, you will get hit. Star is reporting that when Jack Wagner went over to Heather's house to collect a few things recently, an argument ensued and Jack tried to push Heather and she turned around and clocked him right in the face with her fist and down he went. "Down goes Wagner and I don't think he is getting up."

Wagner then managed to crawl to his feet and slammed Heather into her car but then she grabbed Jack's dog and drove away in her own car. Eventually the police were called and did not know who to arrest so just let them continue on with their lives. For Jack that meant some healing and the knowledge that a woman half his size knocked him to the ground and for Heather, it meant rehab.

No DNA Test For Jack Wagner

This is kind of a strange story and a happy story. A couple of weeks ago Jack Wagner performed for a week on a cruise ship with Rick Springfield. Kind of like an 80's General Hospital reunion. It was also the same cruise that saw the end of Jack Wagner's relationship with Heather Locklear. He says it was because they could not find the time to plan a wedding. I think there is something a little more going on then we are being told. So, immediately prior to one of his cruise chip performances a 23 year old woman named Carrie walks up to Jack and shows him a photo of her mother and says Carrie is Jack's daughter. Apparently Jack received a phone call back in the 80's and said she got pregnant and was giving up the baby for adoption. Carrie says she is that baby. She had hired private investigators to find her father and it was Jack Wagner. No DNA tests, no nothing. The next thing you know Jack is telling everyone Carrie is his daughter and she spent Thanksgiving with him and his family and has been with him every second since the cruise. Strange to you? Suspicious? No DNA test? Is this why Heather broke up? Is she really his daughter? Is this going to turn out to not be his daughter and they end up as a couple?

Jack Wagner And Heather Locklear Split

If you took that Rick Springfield cruise with Jack Wagner last week and were wondering why he was so extra flirty, then it is probably because Heather Locklear and Jack have called it quits. Well, Heather called it quits. It was nice of her to wait until he got back to the country before having her publicist release a statement. They have been together for about four years. Well, their television relationship lasted about the same length of time. Heather always goes for the musicians, although this time, I guess Jack is more of an actor? I had forgotten that Heather was with Tommy Lee for so long. I think they were together for like 7 years. They broke up almost 20 years ago. That is crazy that it has been that long. Seems like yesterday.

Random Photos Part Two

Wouldn't you know it? Courtney Stodden and I have something in common. This is what I wear to go get Starbucks too.
Claudia Schiffer dressed much more modestly. I wonder how she and her husband are getting along.
Every woman over the age of 40 just groaned. Jack Wagner and Rick Springfield in the same picture? It is like the 80's and General Hospital just came rushing back.
Joe Gorga plays with himself on the red carpet.
Apparently he likes it.
Janet Jackson in Sydney. Wave goodbye to Kim and Khloe.
Don't even get me started. Jamie Lynn Sigler and Joe Jonas. Hopefully this is just a photo op and not something I will ever see again.
Jeremy Renner with text envy.
Because everyone wears heels after a workout. What was Katie Holmes thinking? It's because Tom hammers it home everyday with his mantra of, "I must wear lifts. I must wear lifts."
Kelly Monaco and Zelda Williams at a Nintendo party which seems appropriate. Isn't she named after Legend Of Zelda?

So How Many Days Do You Wait?

I saw that Jack Wagner finally visited Heather Locklear in the facility where she is currently residing. I believe she went into the facility on June 19 and Jack didn't see her until this past weekend. He stayed for lunch and then was gone.

There is nothing to indicate they weren't getting along, but I have to wonder. I must admit that I have never visited someone at a mental health facility who I was romantically linked to. I have been to them for other reasons however. I'm wondering if perhaps Jack was a catalyst in this whole thing and so that is why he has been staying away. When Heather's doctor called 911 about her attempting suicide it was Jack who was there. We never heard about any of these issues prior to Jack.

Now, also, Jack Wagner is not exactly the busiest guy on the planet. You would think he could find the time to visit her sometime sooner than two weeks after her admission. Maybe he thought it was best he stayed away. I don't know. I just think that if you were really into someone that you would want to see them as soon as you possibly could and not just stroll in for Sunday lunch. It isn't like the place is a lockdown facility or something.